All-time Big Nose best 22

[Mofra]

You know what they say, Big Nose = big... ah, hanky.

Anyway given this is the sixth most intelligent board on BigFooty, we should put our minds together and come up with the big-nose best 22.
Nominations?

We simply have to start with two all-time big nosed legends - Bontempelli, and Danny 'the Shnoz' Del Re.
The team just wouldn't be complete without John Gastev.
Matthew Pavlich and Dean Cox are no-brainers.

Who else makes the cut?

B: John Gastev, Michael Firrito, Wayne Weidermann
HB: Clint Bizzell, Jade Rawlings, Dom Cassisi
C: Brady Rawlings, Russell Ebert, Phil Matera
HF: Brett Burton, Matthew Pavlich, John Klug
F: Sam Weideman, Danny Del Re, Luke O'Sullivan
Foll: Dean Cox, Marcus Bontempelli, Dyson Heppell
Int: Daniel Gorringe, Jake Aarts,
Coach: Dennis Cometti
Umpire: Scott McLaren

President: John Elliot
Commentator: Basil Zemplas

 

[La Dispute]

Brady Rawlings on a wing, and doing some part time list management

Brother Jade up forward.

 

[Mofra]

Brady Rawlings on a wing, and do some part time list management

Brother Jade up forward.

Oh god how did I miss the Rawlings brothers? Definite ins.

 

[EFL Boy]

Can the team have a traveling commentator?

 

[Anzacpaul]

Brett Burton?

 

[Ambrosia]

Heppell has a pretty big nose.

 

[La Dispute]

Really need to get an exhibition game going v the all-time big chin team, which is just the Port Adelaide premiership 22 from 2004.

 

[Power Raid]

russell ebert (Roos) puts his nose forward as a candidate

 

[eggtardo]

Clint Bizzell.
Nathan Buckley - whilst the posts above have him covered on pure length (or metres gained), I reckon he qualifies on bulbous

 

[north_lad]

 

[north_lad]

Really need to get an exhibition game going v the all-time big chin team, which is just the Port Adelaide premiership 22 from 2004.

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I always thought Dean Brogan looked like Thunda Power

 

[Sentinel]

 

[Mofra]

Really need to get an exhibition game going v the all-time big chin team, which is just the Port Adelaide premiership 22 from 2004.

Chris Grant likes this

 

[Ambrosia]

Really need to get an exhibition game going v the all-time big chin team, which is just the Port Adelaide premiership 22 from 2004.

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Anyone who qualifies for both teams?

 

[La Dispute]

Anyone who qualifies for both teams?

Josh Caddy and Jack Viney both on the cusp.

Luke Hodge probably gets a guernsey in the Big Chin and Big Ears teams.

 

[RichLeMonde]

this photo was taken after Phil Matera famously knocked an umpire backwards with his nose, then tried to catch him

 

[iBeng]

Mofra are they going to play in the Cocaine Cup?

 

[lenny&carl]

 

[Vineyy]

Would hate to know how much zinc is left after Jake Aarts covers his schnoz

 

[Optimistic Dog]

Buckley probably qualifies more ugly than big I guess. Dennis can be a player, a coach and commentator and provide nose measurements centimetre perfect.

 

[Power Raid]

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that would take a man, one week to pick

 

[old55]

Adem Yze is a contender

 

[Sherrinator]

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Would hate to know how much zinc is left after Jake Aarts covers his schnoz

Definitely makes the massive nostrils team

 

[lenny&carl]

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That's a perfect 45 degree job...Captain Cook could set his sextant by that and ascertain longitude. But yes, quite big.

 

[carnthedons]

Chris Grant likes this

Reckon Pidge McGrath might snag a spot too, real midget Roger Ramjet look to him