Alternate Club Songs

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Apr 29, 2000
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PORT POWER

Oh when the Power got in
we thought we would win
Come on, let's teach those Crows a lesson.
Cos we're the Power from Port
But it counted for nought
That we had 30 flags in our possession.
And so we stabbed old Jack
In the back, back, back.
Said that history here counts for nothing.

And now the Category One's no longer come
It's just the Alberton mob, well, those with jobs.
And the heroes are those, who on rainy nights
Brave the cold metal seats with their bums clenched tight
And the Port supporters numbers fall
Early leavers one and all

Repeat 1st verse then: PORT POWER !!!!!
 
ADELAIDE CROWS

We're the pride of South Australia
We're the mighty Adelaide Crows
Well our first six years were failures
Then we jagged two in a row

Full of self-congratulation
The bandwagon just grows
We're the pride of South Australia
We're the mighty Adelaide Crows

We've got one hundred thousand members
And a twelve year waiting list
They sip their wooded chardonnay
Drive their Four Wheel Drives home pissed

And the Umpires are agianst us
As the free kick tally shows
Cos they hate us South Australians
There's a plot against the Crows.
 

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We are Geelong
The softest team of all
we are Geelong
we rarely win the ball

We play the game as it should be played
not home, but far far away
our banner always fly, not dawn but dark
Down at Shell Sta-di-um (wait a minute.... that doesn't rhyme)

So sit down and cry
imagine if we had tradition
sit down and cry
we never seem to have a mission

Throughout all our years of pain, frustration and plight
Bring back mighty Malcolm Blight
From when the ball is bounced, to pussy drowning in a well
Please ring that final bell

PS : I don't adhere to the above song

what about this!

When will the saints
win a game
when will the sainters win a game

Oh how I'd long to see that night or day
when the sainters win a game.

or

We're a crappy team at Hawthorn
We can only beat Geelong
We love our club, but we rarely win
We ride all bumps with a grin, at Hawthorn

Come one day Geelong will beat us
But it will not happen soon

All for none and none for all
the way we are at Hawthorn
We are the happy, crappy Hawks

and finally

So join in the chorus and sing it one and all
Join in the chorus, Wayne Carey's on the ball

Good old Wayne Carey he's a champion we all agree

North Melbourne are only premiers because of Wayne Car-eee. Hey.
 
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Good one spoil sport!

Fat Alberton is the king of Newsgroups!
 
WOW Spoil Sport!!!!!

No I wasn't claiming them as my own. Was given em at work.

Had never heard of Fat Alberton until you mentioned him. I checked it out.

THAT GUY IS GOOD.
 
Hawthorn Club Song

We're a wimpy team at Hawthorn
We're the weak old farting Dorks
We love the game and we play to lose
Riding the umps with a grin
 
Another Hawthorn song

We're all pretty boys at Hawthorn
we pose naked all day long
we love ourselves, there is no debate
give us a comb, that will do, at Hawthorn

Chick, Croad, Lord, Dixon and thaaa rest
Crawford still thinks he is the best

All on one and one on all, the way we are at Hawthorn
We are the pretty pretty hawks.
 
We're a sad team at hawthorn
We're the sad weak dorks
We hate our club and we play to lose
Sucking each other off at Hawthorn
We are a *** team, We suck the umps
One for all and all for one's the way we suck at hawthorn
We are the sad weak dorks.
 
Here is One For You Bomber Fans
See the Bombers screw up, up!
The preliminary final again
As we've seen in recent years
Our finals efforts always end up in tears

See the Bombers screw up, up!
The other teams we don't fear
They all try their best
But they can't get near
Until the Bombers screw up!

Magpiera
Dimma's Number 1 Fan
I Take No Creidt For The Song
 

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