FTA-TV MAFS: Where you get matching tatts before you've even hid the snag

[phantom13]

All MAFS watchers and posters.

This thread is given a lot of rope with posting especially around insults of contestants (mostly deserved) BUT you need to ensure to abide by the site rules on profanity, racism, homophobia, sexism, misogyny etc etc etc.

Ill be explicitly clear, a minor infraction will get a deletion and a warning, a second minor infraction will be a thread ban, a serious infraction will be an automatic thread ban or worse.

The show is in poor taste (probably why we love it) and thus the posting can also be but there is a line and we need to remember and respect that.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Aren't you married mate?

Sitting next to us yep. I’d be terrible on this show lol! Waste of time.

 

[Mazza1234678]

When Melissa spoke to he’s so call friends, their reactions was a Red Flag that there was truth to it.

Seeing that bloke as his best mate would of been the biggest red flag of the lot IMO

 

[mr bagcroft]

*just no taking me to Canberra.

He will take you to the harbour bridge at night , and you shall be won and done.

 

[DinoSoar]

He will first try the ... 'why would I come on this show if I had a girlfriend' tactic.

Totally. Interesting to note what tipped him over the edge to walking out and that was Sam goading him about the girls’ get together and what was going to be said Melissa. That’s when he flounced off, knowing full well he was going to get outed.

 

[Mazza1234678]

I just wanna see Bryce get some fu**en comeuppance

Only reason I’m still watching

Surely there is karma in this world where this scumbag gets what he deserves

 

[LukeParkerno1]

When is the reunion jeez

 

[Pessimistic]

Well Melissa did stay in melbourne

 

[Mazza1234678]

Well Melissa did stay in melbourne

Well Bryce probably had no choice given it seems no one likes him in Canberra

including his own parents haha

 

[Shell]

He will take you to the harbour bridge at night , and you shall be won and done.

I was unaware they had moved the harbour bridge down to Canberra when did this happen

 

[edgie]

More girls will just open up their shop after hours for him to peruse the goods.

Does Bryce have a magical charisma in person that isn't coming across on the telly at all? Or a superhuman ability to find mentally damaged girls?

 

[brutus76]

MUSIC BREAK

 

[Down at K Park]

I agree Mel has some serious issues, but Bryce has played up to those insecurities. Bloke thinks he can do whatever he wants with no accountability.

No doubt. He’d love her being a doormat. Knows he can get away with anything. Scumbag.

 

[Shell]

Wait. Did Fried Bryce say he's never been in a fight??

So q. to the men itt- does being "king hit" count as being in a fight or not in a fight?

Cause surely that bloke has been king hit once or twice.*



*violence against men- australia says NO!

 

[Pessimistic]

When Melissa spoke to he’s so call friends, their reactions was a Red Flag and that there was truth to it.

‘it was a horrendous edit

 

[srobbo]

Where was Cam? Didn’t get the nod?

 

[Nostradumbass]

Taped Front Bar, switch over and missus goes oh no Sam, it's that other f***wit.

There you go Fitzy.

It's been pretty funny so far

 

[mr bagcroft]

Where was Cam? Didn’t get the nod?

s**t. Good question.

 

[mr bagcroft]

Wait. Did Fried Bryce say he's never been in a fight??

So q. to the men itt- does being "king hit" count as being in a fight or not in a fight?

Cause surely that bloke has been king hit once or twice.*



*violence against men- australia says NO!

Not in a fight , no.

 

[Mazza1234678]

Where was Cam? Didn’t get the nod?

campaigner is boring as bat s**t

Is from Melbourne i think, so assume he would of had to do 2 weeks quarantine to come back

* that

 

[drd23]

Wait. Did Fried Bryce say he's never been in a fight??

So q. to the men itt- does being "king hit" count as being in a fight or not in a fight?

Cause surely that bloke has been king hit once or twice.*



*violence against men- australia says NO!

Nah, a fight has to have at least two participants. Being king hit out of nowhere doesn't count as participating

 

[Shell]

Where was Cam? Didn’t get the nod?

Lol didnt even notice

 

[HomerThompson]

Wait. Did Fried Bryce say he's never been in a fight??

So q. to the men itt- does being "king hit" count as being in a fight or not in a fight?

Cause surely that bloke has been king hit once or twice.*



*violence against men- australia says NO!

Nope, need 2 willing participants

 

[Shell]

“I’ve been cookin’ some big steaks. I bought a new smoker,” Russell says. “I’ve had cow wrapped in cow — it’s been so good. I don’t even have potatoes — I just have meat everyday.”

 

[Shell]

“No, I’ve even broken some of the mirrors in the apartment! It’s because of my Gonzo nose!” Bryce fires back.

Bryce, come on. We’re not disappointed that you’re fighting. In fact, we actually encourage it. But we are disappointed that you can never nail a comeback. Ditch the mirror analogy and say something about his Clairol home kit!



Yeah this made no sense whatsoever. How. is. this. guy. on. radio.

 

[Down at K Park]

Wait. Did Fried Bryce say he's never been in a fight??

So q. to the men itt- does being "king hit" count as being in a fight or not in a fight?

Cause surely that bloke has been king hit once or twice.*



*violence against men- australia says NO!

He’d just run away like the little coward he is.

Must happen all the time too, cause he’s such a flog. Who wouldn’t want to belt him?