An oldie, but still a goodie.

[Dave]

Last qtr, Rioli lining up for goal. Some *********** dill behind me in the AFL members stands up and starts abusing him. "You're fat Rioli".."nothing but a pot belly" - really imaginative stuff. Discretion, and the presence of my four year old, restrained me from replying. Rioli pots the goal. Someone pipes up "he may be fat but at least he can go on a diet. You'll always be a moron". Clown sits down.

Loved it.

 

[The Dutchman!]

Gold Dave.