And so it begins...

[Clown Prince]

Stub80 is close. I have procured a large amount of purple glitter & will be putting it into the aircon system of their car. That shit will go everywhere & will be harder to get rid of than a dead body.

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[Stub80]

Stub80 is close. I have procured a large amount of purple glitter & will be putting it into the aircon system of their car. That shit will go everywhere & will be harder to get rid of than a dead body.

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Hahahahahahahaha...that my friend is pure gold ...shame you couldn't find some mini glitter Anchors to go in there too !

 

[leeloo]

You people are devious (and funny!!), remind me to come and see you all when I need some inspiration.

 

[Purple Suit]

Do this but with Purple packing stuff.

 

[Admiral Byng]

Reverse psychology. Don't know the person you're having a problem with, but I've tried it in my old work place with great effect. Be extra nice to the person. We (our little team of 3) went and bought a coffee and a muffin for this person, then walked over to her desk and told her we reckon she was under-appreciated in the workplace and we just wanted let her know we thought she was fantastic. Then we walked off and left her with it. She wouldn't dare eat or drink any of it in case we'd spiked it (noting was done to it, it was perfectly fine), but she knew we were being sarcastic. She kept trying to find a trap when there was nothing there. Next day we did the same thing, she came over to our section almost in tears asking to stop being so nice to her.

 

[holy diver]

Take a dump in a pot plant near the offenders cubicle.

 

[surfsup]

Stub80 is close. I have procured a large amount of purple glitter & will be putting it into the aircon system of their car. That shit will go everywhere & will be harder to get rid of than a dead body.

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Be careful they aren't driving down the freeway at 100km/hr when they decide to turn it on, they could be blinded by the glitter and have an accident....no hang on, forget what I said.

 

[surfsup]

Change around the F, R, E and O keys on their keyboard. ; ) It could take months before they realise.

 

[Quokka]

 

[spudmaster]

Change around the F, R, E and O keys on their keyboard. ; ) It could take months before they realise.

Along a similar line of thinking, the middle row of letters on the keyboard can be replaced with
'f r e m a n t l e' and the bottom row with 'd o c k e r s' - just enough space. Will need a few keyboards worth of keys though

 

[JunglistPosse]

Ta

My fellow BF members, I need some help.

During the week I have had some purple and white helium filled baloons attached to my work desk. I came back to my office yesterday to find they had been popped. Not good, but it would seem to be the opening salvo of what will now be intra-office war.
Today I arrive to find my desk, computer, phone et all vandalized with yellow & brown paraphernalia.
The help I require from you all is some suggestions of revenge. I am all for overkill, so all suggestions will be considered.
I know who the offender is. My initial plan is to find some of this persons property, attach some purple helium baloons & watch their face as their stuff flies away.

Do any of you have any other devious acts of revenge?

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Take a massive dump on his desk, then complement it with a yard glass filled to the brim of you and your friends python lager.

Place a sign in front of it "I support Poos And Wees"

 

[mike91]

Get a hooker to brush her teeth with his toothbrush. That's right, I took it that far.