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Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Chances are the GF you are having sex with is about 1/209567092867098576th as attractive as Jolie
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and funnily enough not on the front of every magazine - different standards.

Having said that, bar the fact she's tall, give her the same make-up and hair treatments as everyone else and I doubt she'd be top 10% at your better Aussie nightclub.

Having said that, if a chicks biceps are smaller than my wrists - auto fail, give me some beef.
 
Falchoon said:
and funnily enough not on the front of every magazine - different standards.

Having said that, bar the fact she's tall, give her the same make-up and hair treatments as everyone else and I doubt she'd be top 10% at your better Aussie nightclub.

Having said that, if a chicks biceps are smaller than my wrists - auto fail, give me some beef.
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I don't think she's very tall, she's shorter than Brad Pitt, and most actors are small as ****.

The guys on entourage for example:

Eric is 5'3
Ari is 5'6
Vince is 5'7
Turtle is 5'2

Brad Pitt wouldn't push 6 foot. 5'10 at most.

They're all ****ing short people in hollywood.
 

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Ok maybe she's not that tall, Hoffman and Black are both 5'5" - 5'6" so you'd guess her around the same without the heels - average female height is around 5'6" IIRC

She's not that heavy either, who finds anorexia attractive?


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Falchoon said:
Ok maybe she's not that tall, Hoffman and Black are both 5'5" - 5'6" so you'd guess her around the same without the heels - average female height is around 5'6" IIRC

She's not that heavy either, who finds anorexia attractive?
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Told you man, all famous people are short people.

That's why you don't see many American athletes (except for baseballers) dating movie stars, cause its physically impossible for a 7 foot dude to get it on with a 4'10 woman without splitting her in half.
 
She's past her prime, still very attractive though, and I'd happily jump at the chance to give Brad Pitt another child to babysit.
 
Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Brad Pitt can get any woman he wants and has chosen to marry her, yet 'Richo_fan_69' who posts on BigFooty would not do her the favour of rooting her?

Get the **** outta here
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Maybe Richo_fan_69 is building a fembot, like that guy in the news recently. If so then I recommend basing it on Cindy Crawford in her heyday.
 
Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
This "I wouldnt go near Jolie" stuff is hilarious.

No, you wouldnt have sex with her.

That is because you'd all blow your loads once you got within 30 feet of her.

Chances are the GF you are having sex with is about 1/209567092867098576th as attractive as Jolie
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Have a whinge because not everyone wants to do Jolie. I don't find her special at all and see better looking women every week (Including my gf)
 
Karl Pilkington said:
No offense meant mate, but are you gay? Cause only a gay person could dislike both those girls imo.

Megan Gale isn't typical skinny model fare, she has curves but god damn she is sexy as hell. And Angelina Jolie isn't top 5 fapping material or anything but she's still hotter than 99% of the population
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Ohhh right, so anyone that doesn't agree with you on who is attractive is gay right? Cause you know, that's completely logical.

Megan Gale has a horrid face. Truly horrid. Same goes with Angelina Jolie, she has a horrid face. They are unattractive to me.

But golly gee, if I don't agree with you, I must be gay, I better go tell my girlfriend then hey?
 
placebo said:
Ohhh right, so anyone that doesn't agree with you on who is attractive is gay right? Cause you know, that's completely logical.

Megan Gale has a horrid face. Truly horrid. Same goes with Angelina Jolie, she has a horrid face. They are unattractive to me.

But golly gee, if I don't agree with you, I must be gay, I better go tell my girlfriend then hey?
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It isn't like that. It isn't like I'm saying you're gay in a bad way (I don't se it as an insult). I just think any red blooded heterosexual dude would find both those ladies attractive.

Have you ever rooted a girl who looked worse than this?

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Horrid face or no (I think you need glasses btw), that chassis is as good as they get.
 

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I don't think it's an insult either. I just think it's ridiculous to say someone is gay because he doesn't like the same girls as you like.

Key words there being in your post are 'I and Think'. Just because you think those two are attractive, it doesn't make it a universal fact for all heterosexual men.

And a girls face is extremely important to me. I don't really care about the size of a girls chest therefore Gale's chest doesn't make her any more attractive. Maybe horrid is a bit too harsh. I'll stick with this instead: 'She's pretty damn average'.

If you think that makes me gay, then that's fine.
 
Placebo post a pic of the last you girl you had sex with, and we can compare.

Nothing personal, but you sound like the type to be bashing away on the computer with a Woodstock in hand dressed in a Holden jacket and Craig Lowndes cap, who has is trying to be the hero by saying Megan Gale ugly.

Chances are, she wouldnt use the VB beach towel in your linen closet to wipe her ass with.

Nothing personal
 
i dont either

the same applies with eva longoria, maria sharapova and strangely... jennifer hawkins

(runs away)

i find gemma ward attractive, but i tend to fancy someone more like claire hooper from good news week, or even an average looking woman with a hell of a personality - ie zan rowe the radio presenter from triple j

personally i dont see what the big deal with celebrity admiration is, there are loads of good looking ladies out there in the 'real' world. people with ideas of fantasies of hollywood looks for ideal spouses, partners or someone to have a fling with have PROBLEMS!
 

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To Funky and KP. What exactly does the girls I've been with have to do with anything? It's completely and uttetly irrelevant.

And it's not hard to understand either: NOT EVERY GUY IS GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU ON WHO THEY THINK IS ATTRACTIVE.

Are you guys seriously not getting this?
 
that's what ive been trying to say placebo!

there is no such thing as universal beauty

if you say your missus is comparable with anjelina jolie (gee... good luck to you - i personally dont care) - "who is a universal beauty", you have some real self esteem issues!
 
Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Placebo post a pic of the last you girl you had sex with, and we can compare.

Nothing personal, but you sound like the type to be bashing away on the computer with a Woodstock in hand dressed in a Holden jacket and Craig Lowndes cap, who has is trying to be the hero by saying Megan Gale ugly.

Chances are, she wouldnt use the VB beach towel in your linen closet to wipe her ass with.

Nothing personal
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Funniest post I've read in a while, in a "Wow, do you realise how much you're humiliating yourself right now?" kinda way.

He doesn't have to prove a thing to you, about himself or the woman he is seeing. He doesn't agree with you, get over it.
 
DeadlyAkkuret said:
Funniest post I've read in a while, in a "Wow, do you realise how much you're humiliating yourself right now?" kinda way.

He doesn't have to prove a thing to you, about himself or the woman he is seeing. He doesn't agree with you, get over it.
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We're just trying to understand where he's coming from, because to most blokes (99.99999%) Megan Gale is a stunner, as is Angelina Jolie.

I will be a wise man if I can see it from his point of view. I just am not able to comprehend it right now.

p.s. I DO know you'r gf btw. ;)
 

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