Review Angry Letters (for the over 50s) and Emails You'd like to send the Club

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Next Waiting

Premiership Player
Jan 19, 2014
4,919
7,978
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

Post your angry letters and emails here for editing suggestions by our resident grammar Nazi's and pedants.
 

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Premiership Player
Jan 19, 2014
4,919
7,978
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
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footscray1973

Premiership Player
May 17, 2004
4,998
9,425
Pepperland
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Footscray
Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

Post your angry letters and emails here for editing suggestions by our resident grammar Nazi's and pedants.
No apostrophe for the third last word!
(I won't quote the actual word, as I detest it in all its forms.)

And yes, I'm a pedant when it comes to grammar. :)
 

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VitalDread

The Unofficial Face of Bigfooty Bulldogs-NGA & VFL
Oct 9, 2011
21,025
29,498
Cranbourne
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Chicago Bulls
As someone that worked in footy

All those angry emails go like this

Opens email

ohhh no, anyway
 

D Mitchell

Premiership Player
Jul 28, 2006
4,438
1,923
Melbourne
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Footscray Football Club
Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

Post your angry letters and emails here for editing suggestions by our resident grammar Nazi's and pedants.
Attn: A Bains

The CEO
Footscray Football Club t/a Western Bulldogs
417 Barkly Street
Footscray 3011


Dear Sir

re: 2022 Season and other issues

You can all go and get f....d

Best Wishes


Yours faithfully
 

Dog 36

Premiership Player
Oct 4, 2004
4,259
6,377
Essendon
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
MAN U/BROOKLYN NETS
Attn: A Bains

The CEO
Footscray Football Club t/a Western Bulldogs
417 Barkly Street
Footscray 3011


Dear Sir

re: 2022 Season and other issues

You can all go and get f....d

Best Wishes


Yours faithfully

F....d = Flamed? Fobbed?
 

dogwatch

Premium Platinum
Jun 17, 2009
25,751
41,605
Canberra
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Arsenal
Attn: A Bains

The CEO
Footscray Football Club t/a Western Bulldogs
417 Barkly Street
Footscray 3011


Dear Sir

re: 2022 Season and other issues

You can all go and get f....d

Best Wishes


Yours faithfully
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I would have signed off “yours respectfully” but otherwise it looks good.

Don’t forget to add your membership number and enclose the twisted remnants of your microwaved membership card.
 

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jdz101

Norm Smith Medallist
May 30, 2016
9,033
13,165
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics

BIG_BONTS

Club Legend
Aug 31, 2011
1,507
1,229
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
One good ask is for further investment in social media to honour the clubs history and nostalgia of all things in the past? Week by week, 'this week in 1987...' Little write-up and a short clip to a game
 

jdz101

Norm Smith Medallist
May 30, 2016
9,033
13,165
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Boston Bruins, Boston Celtics
Club?
Closet? (Nttawwt)
CB radio sign off?

Or is that an anagram?
Enough parts
Enough tarps
Enough traps
Huge patrons
Naughts pore
Naughts rope

There are literally heaps of interesting anagrams there jdz101 !
It was my play on Wenger out
 

Dogs_R_Us

Space Traveller
May 3, 2001
23,101
25,217
Sirius - the Dogstar
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Straight to the loft to tie an angry letter to the leg of my best bird. To WO my pretty...without delay.

Post your angry letters and emails here for editing suggestions by our resident grammar Nazi's and pedants.
You rang?

Whoops, looks like I’m too late to this party. Carry on. I’ll return to my medical studies.
 

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