Another Darwin award winner

[JUBJUB]

It's always odd when you here a school principal say things like that about a student.When I was at school I don't think the school principal would've had any idea who I was even If I tripped him up.

EDIT : my school lessons paid off well.Can't get here and hear right

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Another contender:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...ive-on-air-alone/story-fneuz8wn-1226845807152

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova reveals she wants to live on air alone:

A WOMAN regarded as the real-life human Barbie has caused even more shock waves after revealing she intends to become a breatharian.

Valeria Lukyanova, who has attracted headlines and social media attention for her strong resemblance to the famous toy, is now gaining attention for her odd choice of diet, which advocates existing without food and water.

The Ukrainian model said she intends to live on air and light alone and hasn’t been hungry at all in recent weeks.

In an interview with the International Business Times , she revealed she wants to be able to live without both food and water, a diet considered extremely dangerous and impossible to maintain.

“I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.”

She also said she communicates with aliens through the language of light and said the only plastic surgery she has had has been on her breasts.

She tweeted "these days I have not been hungry, I am delighted that my new diet will keep me forever beautiful"

So long how ya reckon? I say 3-4 weeks if she's lucky.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Another contender:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fo...ive-on-air-alone/story-fneuz8wn-1226845807152

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova reveals she wants to live on air alone:



She tweeted "these days I have not been hungry, I am delighted that my new diet will keep me forever beautiful"

So long how ya reckon? I say 3-4 weeks if she's lucky.

That story contains so much of what is wrong with the human race.

 

[Messenger]

In other parts of the world it would be known as a hunger strike.

 

[skilts]

In other parts of the world it would be known as a hunger strike.

Or the normal state of affairs.

 

[TassieEagle]

Living on air alone, the ultimate oxygen thief.

 

[Blackout]

My favourite part of the article: "... a diet considered extremely dangerous and impossible to maintain".

You can't tell me what to do!!!

 

[Glenno23]

I'm not saying we should kill all the idiots, lets just remove the warning labels and let them take care of themselves!

 

[GOAUS!]

Another contender (or two)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...s-while-demonstrating-gun-safety-9153098.html

A man in the US accidentally shot himself in the head and died on Monday as he was trying to persuade his girlfriend that guns are safe.

The unnamed 36-year-old from Independence Township, Michigan, was demonstrating how his three handguns are safe when they are not loaded by holding them to his head and pulling the trigger, Detroit Free Press reported.

But when the third gun went off, the man was struck in the head with a bullet. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Authorities say three children not related to the man, aged 7,10, and 12, were in the home at the time of the shooting, but did not witness it.

The man’s girlfriend told police that he had been drinking most of the day before he died, and sheriff’s officials said alcohol appears to have been a factor in the incident, according to CBS Detroit.

An autopsy will be performed by the Oakland County Medical Examiner as an investigation into the man’s death continues.

A man in St Petersburg, Florida died in similar circumstances in January last year, when he too tried to show that guns are safe and shot himself in the head.

 

[TassieEagle]

:') Sad that a life is lost but how ******ed are these "Guns are safe" people, sheesh, I mean there only job is to blow stuff away.

 

[Zach Package]

well played

 

[JUBJUB]

Surely the soccer player in India deserves a nomination.Scores a goal,celebrates by doing a number of backflips,gets it wrong and snaps his neck,teammates don't realise and dive on him to join in celebration.
From kicking a goal to being dead - or the sequel to Gone In 60 Seconds.

 

[radiojake]

Surely the soccer player in India deserves a nomination.Scores a goal,celebrates by doing a number of backflips,gets it wrong and snaps his neck,teammates don't realise and dive on him to join in celebration.
From kicking a goal to being dead - or the sequel to Gone In 60 Seconds.

surely not !

 

[Quivorir]

Pretty sure they knew something was wrong..

Spoiler: GIF of the incident.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

^ Bent it not like Beckham.

 

[Gough]

A similar, less fatal thing happened to an Arsenal player in the 90s. He scored a goal, everybody sat on him breaking his collarbone and forcing him to miss the FA Cup final the next week.

 

[craffles]

Favourite darwin award is two firefighters ho to investigate a gas leak in a factory, Look around for an hour find nothing.

Nek minnit.

One lights a cigarette

 

[MisterMarcus]

well played

I love how his skin instantly turns red.......

 

[sprockets]

The irony of this happening in Darwin was too great to ignore.

http://www.news.com.au/national/nor...r-with-crocodile/story-fnn3gfdo-1227211380404

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...re-climbing-train-ultimate-photo-herself.html


Teen tries to take ultimate selfie on top of train and gets 27,000 vaults in her, turning her into a human fireball.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Had one of these overnight. Shoplifter ran straight onto highway and got hit by a car going around 100km/hr. She's still in hospital so hopefully she pulls through but it doesn't sound good.

http://globalnews.ca/news/1995267/p...ssing-busy-stretch-of-highway-1-in-coquitlam/