I belive it is called fartingNo, not all at once.
I was in the works toilet the other day. I couldn't crap, I just had loads of wind. Anyway, the toilets became quite full, and I was embarrassed about farting & farting because it was a bit noisy. So I went into the cubicle and pulled down my strides and stuffed a load of toilet roll in my arse crack. This acted like a silencer, meaning that I could fart entirely quietly. I quite enjoyed the feeling of the warm fart gas pushing against the toilet roll and my hand.
What is the name for this practice?
What should you be doing right now?



