Rustin Cohle
Flat Circle
How the hell does Sandy Roberts get a gig commentating ANY sport, let alone the Aus Open tennis. He knows NOTHING about the game and he's been commentating for years. In fact, he knows nothing about any sport he commentates. You would think he'd take the time to learn at the very least a little bit about the sports he's commentating.
All he does is attempt (and the key word here is attempt) to recite stats about players and boring little anecdotes - yet the main problem is that he does it at the most inappropriate times. Half the time you can tell how annoyed his co-commentators are with his ineptitude. **** him off and get somebody in who actually knows what they're talking about.
He's also shit on the news. You can tell Peter Mitchell dies a little inside every time he has to endure one of Sandy's lame arse jokes as he finishes the sports segment.
All he does is attempt (and the key word here is attempt) to recite stats about players and boring little anecdotes - yet the main problem is that he does it at the most inappropriate times. Half the time you can tell how annoyed his co-commentators are with his ineptitude. **** him off and get somebody in who actually knows what they're talking about.
He's also shit on the news. You can tell Peter Mitchell dies a little inside every time he has to endure one of Sandy's lame arse jokes as he finishes the sports segment.





