Thought I'd have a quick look at the horrific prospect that is us potentially 'winning' the spoon. A few weeks ago we were all saying 'Thank Christ for Richmond'. The concerning thing is Richmond seem to be pulling their s**t together and could potentially sneak a few more wins.
How many more victories until we're 'safe'?
Could both Richmond and the Crows avoid it?
Really I think it's down to us, the Tigers and the Eagles as to who's gonna finish last. Here's the respective draws.
Bold = Should win
Italics = Could win
Captain = Goodwin (lulz)
Adelaide Fixture
FREMANTLE - A chance due to Tyson's farewell (but highly unlikely)
HAWTHORN (a) - Would have to be a chance but it's away so who knows
MELBOURNE - Looms as a must win
ESSENDON - Again we're a chance due to it being at home but Essendon's form recently has been excellent.
WEST COAST EAGLES (a) - Bogey side away from home but the reality is the Eagles are garbage (though 6 goals better at Subiaco).
GEELONG CATS - 10 goal + loss
PORT ADELAIDE - Who knows which Port will rock up. Always 50/50
RICHMOND (a) - Season definer right here
WESTERN BULLDOGS - Loss
BRISBANE LIONS (a) - Likely loss
COLLINGWOOD (a) - 10 goal + loss
ST KILDA - loss
So looking at that I give us 2 games we 'should' win and 5 games we're a chance in (probably 4 but I'm delerious with the Tyson Edwards farewell). Looking at our last 4 games of the season I literally may stop watching football as of the end of round 18 since I don't think the last 4 games will make for pleasurable viewing. Sadly enough the 2 games we'd be approaching as 'likely wins' the opposition would surely have pencilled in as definites.
West Coast Fixture:
GEELONG CATS - Being at Subi means it'll only be a 10 goal loss.
RICHMOND (a) - Average side at home, worst side in the comp away. A chance to lose this.
WESTERN BULLDOGS - loss
COLLINGWOOD (a) - 10 goals + loss
ADELAIDE - Have had their way with us when it counts for years now and would view this as a likely win.
ESSENDON (a) - loss
CARLTON - A chance at home but likely a Blues win
FREMANTLE - Haven't beaten Freo in a derby since 1923. Not likely to change.
BRISBANE LIONS - At home and against a side they play well against would have to be a chance
PORT ADELAIDE (a) - Eagles always lose to Port. It's like a rule of thumb.
NORTH MELBOURNE - North are poo - pretty much more poo than the Eagles.
GEELONG CATS (a) - Cricket score coming up against them
So 2 they should win and 3 they could win. I see a lot of them play and TBH a spoon would be pretty befitting considering the football they've played this year. Nick Nat is still a freak and Kennedy and Lecras are awesome but their Midfield minus Kerr is just horrid.
Richmond Fixture:
WEST COAST EAGLES - Would be licking their chops at this one. Eagles have lost 23 of their last 25 away from Subiaco.
BRISBANE LIONS (a) - loss
SYDNEY SWANS - Some kind of silly chance playing the Swans in Melbourne with the injuries they've got to key players.
FREMANTLE - loss
NORTH MELBOURNE - Have only put it down as a 50/50 but I think on current form Richmond would win this.
COLLINGWOOD - loss
ADELAIDE - At Home and pushed us for 3 quarters at AAMI. They would be pencilling this in as a win.
MELBOURNE - Beat Melbourne last year on the death and would have to be a silly kind of chance for an upset
CARLTON - loss
ST KILDA - loss
PORT ADELAIDE - Beat them at home. Are a worse side than Port but gets 50/50 just because WTF knows which Port will rock up.
2 Games they should win and 4 very winnable 50/50 games. Only leave Melbourne once for the rest of the year and would have to consider themselves a chance of avoiding the spoon looking at their draw coming home.
How many more victories until we're 'safe'?
Could both Richmond and the Crows avoid it?
Really I think it's down to us, the Tigers and the Eagles as to who's gonna finish last. Here's the respective draws.
Bold = Should win
Italics = Could win
Captain = Goodwin (lulz)
Adelaide Fixture
FREMANTLE - A chance due to Tyson's farewell (but highly unlikely)
HAWTHORN (a) - Would have to be a chance but it's away so who knows
MELBOURNE - Looms as a must win
ESSENDON - Again we're a chance due to it being at home but Essendon's form recently has been excellent.
WEST COAST EAGLES (a) - Bogey side away from home but the reality is the Eagles are garbage (though 6 goals better at Subiaco).
GEELONG CATS - 10 goal + loss
PORT ADELAIDE - Who knows which Port will rock up. Always 50/50
RICHMOND (a) - Season definer right here
WESTERN BULLDOGS - Loss
BRISBANE LIONS (a) - Likely loss
COLLINGWOOD (a) - 10 goal + loss
ST KILDA - loss
So looking at that I give us 2 games we 'should' win and 5 games we're a chance in (probably 4 but I'm delerious with the Tyson Edwards farewell). Looking at our last 4 games of the season I literally may stop watching football as of the end of round 18 since I don't think the last 4 games will make for pleasurable viewing. Sadly enough the 2 games we'd be approaching as 'likely wins' the opposition would surely have pencilled in as definites.
West Coast Fixture:
GEELONG CATS - Being at Subi means it'll only be a 10 goal loss.
RICHMOND (a) - Average side at home, worst side in the comp away. A chance to lose this.
WESTERN BULLDOGS - loss
COLLINGWOOD (a) - 10 goals + loss
ADELAIDE - Have had their way with us when it counts for years now and would view this as a likely win.
ESSENDON (a) - loss
CARLTON - A chance at home but likely a Blues win
FREMANTLE - Haven't beaten Freo in a derby since 1923. Not likely to change.
BRISBANE LIONS - At home and against a side they play well against would have to be a chance
PORT ADELAIDE (a) - Eagles always lose to Port. It's like a rule of thumb.
NORTH MELBOURNE - North are poo - pretty much more poo than the Eagles.
GEELONG CATS (a) - Cricket score coming up against them
So 2 they should win and 3 they could win. I see a lot of them play and TBH a spoon would be pretty befitting considering the football they've played this year. Nick Nat is still a freak and Kennedy and Lecras are awesome but their Midfield minus Kerr is just horrid.
Richmond Fixture:
WEST COAST EAGLES - Would be licking their chops at this one. Eagles have lost 23 of their last 25 away from Subiaco.
BRISBANE LIONS (a) - loss
SYDNEY SWANS - Some kind of silly chance playing the Swans in Melbourne with the injuries they've got to key players.
FREMANTLE - loss
NORTH MELBOURNE - Have only put it down as a 50/50 but I think on current form Richmond would win this.
COLLINGWOOD - loss
ADELAIDE - At Home and pushed us for 3 quarters at AAMI. They would be pencilling this in as a win.
MELBOURNE - Beat Melbourne last year on the death and would have to be a silly kind of chance for an upset
CARLTON - loss
ST KILDA - loss
PORT ADELAIDE - Beat them at home. Are a worse side than Port but gets 50/50 just because WTF knows which Port will rock up.
2 Games they should win and 4 very winnable 50/50 games. Only leave Melbourne once for the rest of the year and would have to consider themselves a chance of avoiding the spoon looking at their draw coming home.