Are you a bear

[Doss]

Doss as a super mod is this the fifth or sixth best thread ever on bigfooty

Dossy Wossy to you.

It's the bestest.

 

[SwampCreature]

I just wanted this thread to be about bears

Why does everything I write inevitably turn into homoerotica

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Ant Bear

 

[troybe]

I'm a Berenstain Bear


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[Dav]

I am a Las Vegas Bear.

 

[Ant Bear]

Ant Bear

Why is SwampCreature not a Swamprat?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Why is SwampCreature not a Swamprat?

Sounds like we have to sign him.

 

[troybe]

Sounds like we have to sign him.

Get Commissioner Gordon to put the Swamprat signal out


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[Restricted Free Agent]

Get Commissioner Gordon to put the Swamprat signal out


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Do you want to sign up?

 

[troybe]

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Ant Bear tie him to the goal post and sign him up

 

[troybe]

Ant Bear tie him to the goal post and sign him up

Sounds like a usual Saturday night for me


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[Ant Bear]

Sounds like we have to sign him.

Seems a natural fit

 

[Deliverance]

I like to shit in the woods so I might be a bear.

There once was a bear shitting in the woods. And a rabbit shitting next to him. The bear says to the rabbit "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No" replies the rabbit.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

 

[SwampCreature]

Ant Bear

I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear

I'm a Berenstain Bear

I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear in this universe

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I am a Las Vegas Bear.

I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear any

Why is SwampCreature not a Swamprat?

wut

Sounds like we have to sign him.

sorry wut

Get Commissioner Gordon to put the Swamprat signal out


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hang on wut

Do you want to sign up?

are you hitting on me

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this is happening without my consent

Ant Bear tie him to the goal post and sign him up

this is DEFINITELY happening without my consent

good to see I’m not alone with the accidental erotica though. see? happens to the best of us

Sounds like a usual Saturday night for me


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the BEST of us

Seems a natural fit

BEST

There once was a bear shitting in the woods. And a rabbit shitting next to him. The bear says to the rabbit "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No" replies the rabbit.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

did you copy paste this from google

 

[Deliverance]

I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear





I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear any



wut



sorry wut



hang on wut



are you hitting on me



this is happening without my consent



this is DEFINITELY happening without my consent

good to see I’m not alone with the accidental erotica though. see? happens to the best of us



the BEST of us



BEST



did you copy paste this from google

No

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear





I’m pretty sure there’s no such bear any



wut



sorry wut



hang on wut



are you hitting on me



this is happening without my consent



this is DEFINITELY happening without my consent

good to see I’m not alone with the accidental erotica though. see? happens to the best of us



the BEST of us



BEST



did you copy paste this from google

Yep Ant Bear, take him away

 

[Syd]

I'm Bare right now....

 

[Smoooothy]

bears

beets

battlestar galactica

 

[iluvparis]

Swampcreature has fallen off a cliff faster than the Australian cricket team

 

[Hawk Dork]

Unfortunately the Ursidae family havent evolved enough to internet yet and his search was in vane

 

[SwampCreature]

Swampcreature has fallen off a cliff faster than the Australian cricket team

I’ll have you know I was always a low-quality poster, thank you

 

[the_interloper]

I can't bear to respond.

 

[SwampCreature]

Heh. Bears.

 

[rocker_oz33]

teddy bear count?

You're just fishing for hugs.