Are you a powertard? take the quiz !!

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I got an email today about 50 steps to know if you were a child of the 80s and got to thinking maybe to help the Port supporters out I would construct a quiz so that the Port supporters can self diagnose themselves to enable them to find out whether or not they are a "POWERTARD"

If you find yourself agreeing to most of these statements you will be happy to know that you can be considered amongst the powertard faithful.

1. Believe in your mind that Port are flag favourites every year
2. Believe that Port only lose because they have a bad day and not because they were outplayed by the opposition.
3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke
5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships
6. You are obsessed with the Crows
7. Believe that Tredrea is as good as Carey was in his prime
8. Believe Choco is a very sane man and doesnt have a chip on his shoulder
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent.
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers.
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
12. Believe that Rucci has an unbiased view on things.
13 Believe that Port will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before
14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Port player
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown
16 Believe that the Port supporters dont leave early when they are losing
17 If you throw a tantrum when you hear a Crows supporter say Port Power
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide.
20 Have a hatred towards Freo
21 Believe Josh Carr was stupid for leaving Port and double points if you believe that he is coming back
22 Believe that Toby Thurstan will become a dominant forward
23 Hate Tony McGuinness for no reason and put the blame squarely on his shoulders for last year
24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when Port entered the AFL
25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Port Adelaide
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc
27. You rip off this thread by trying to create one about Adelaide
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership
29. You cheered to yourself when Primus did his knee
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto is a crap captain
31 You believe that Port supporters dont turn on their own players when they are losing
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter.
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong"
34.Before 04 clung to the showdown victories as though they were grand finals
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies.
36.If you resort to using things that havent even happened yet to try and win football arguments.
37. Believe that Port will soon overtake Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent
39. If you thought that Port were going to easily win the dream final, but then deny that they choked in this game
40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didnt broadcast a Port trial game and believed that he actually cared
41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Port supporters didnt ring up 5AA in 02 and 03 after their losses in the very same fashion.
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port
43. If you bag the Crows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that Port want to do something similar.
44. You compare everything against the Crows
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC
46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 97, but now act like you know everything about it
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.
48. You critisise Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you dont go and watch the SANFL anymore either
49. Believe that the AFL isnt/wasnt the VFL
50. Cheered or laughed when Hentschel did he knee in the showdown.

There we have it, so port supporters how many did you get ???














 

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I got an email today about 50 steps to know if you were a child of the 80s and got to thinking maybe to help the Port supporters out I would construct a quiz so that the Port supporters can self diagnose themselves to enable them to find out whether or not they are a "POWERTARD"

If you find yourself agreeing to most of these statements you will be happy to know that you can be considered amongst the powertard faithful.

1. Believe in your mind that Port are flag favourites every year
2. Believe that Port only lose because they have a bad day and not because they were outplayed by the opposition.
3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke
5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships
6. You are obsessed with the Crows
7. Believe that Tredrea is as good as Carey was in his prime
8. Believe Choco is a very sane man and doesnt have a chip on his shoulder
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent.
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers.
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
12. Believe that Rucci has an unbiased view on things.
13 Believe that Port will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before
14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Port player
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown
16 Believe that the Port supporters dont leave early when they are losing
17 If you throw a tantrum when you hear a Crows supporter say Port Power
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide.
20 Have a hatred towards Freo
21 Believe Josh Carr was stupid for leaving Port and double points if you believe that he is coming back
22 Believe that Toby Thurstan will become a dominant forward
23 Hate Tony McGuinness for no reason and put the blame squarely on his shoulders for last year
24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when Port entered the AFL
25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Port Adelaide
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc
27. You rip off this thread by trying to create one about Adelaide
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership
29. You cheered to yourself when Primus did his knee
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto is a crap captain
31 You believe that Port supporters dont turn on their own players when they are losing
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter.
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong"
34.Before 04 clung to the showdown victories as though they were grand finals
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies.
36.If you resort to using things that havent even happened yet to try and win football arguments.
37. Believe that Port will soon overtake Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent
39. If you thought that Port were going to easily win the dream final, but then deny that they choked in this game
40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didnt broadcast a Port trial game and believed that he actually cared
41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Port supporters didnt ring up 5AA in 02 and 03 after their losses in the very same fashion.
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port
43. If you bag the Crows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that Port want to do something similar.
44. You compare everything against the Crows
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC
46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 97, but now act like you know everything about it
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.
48. You critisise Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you dont go and watch the SANFL anymore either
49. Believe that the AFL isnt/wasnt the VFL
50. Cheered or laughed when Hentschel did he knee in the showdown.

There we have it, so port supporters how many did you get ???
you know a lot about what happens on bigfooty to have only joined in april of '07, whats going on here :confused::rolleyes:
 

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Hmm I cant work this guy out, firstly I thought he was a port troll with his sack everyone thread now comes out with this post, which is a classic.

I am confused, maybe he has some identity issues. Rufus keep up the good work
 

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Hmm I cant work this guy out, firstly I thought he was a port troll with his sack everyone thread now comes out with this post, which is a classic.

I am confused, maybe he has some identity issues. Rufus keep up the good work
you have a new trolling buddy :thumbsu:
 

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you have a new trolling buddy :thumbsu:
I dont really troll, I just come here to own trolls. Anyway how many did you score ???

I think certain people who will remain nameless, if they are honest with themselves could score around the 40 mark
 

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#7
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. YES
5. yes
6. no
7. clearly not
8. yes
9. yes of course
10. yes
11. yes
12. yes
13. yes
14. yes
15............50.yes

sorry was i supposed to take this thread serious??
 
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3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide (Yep, no they do)
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke (Obviously)
8. (Dont have a problem with Choco Williams)
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones (Shouldnt have mouthed off)
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers. (No-one is a bigger choker than Adelaide)
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown (I hope, I hate the Crows)
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters (Yep)
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide. (Port will always be more of a real club than the The Corporation)
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc (Its fun)
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership (Who wouldnt?)
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto:confused: is a crap captain (Obvious)
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter. (Wouldnt have a clue about this one, but it seems like the stupidity of a Cows fan
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong" (Why, he was)
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies. (The old hag wouldnt know the truth if it bit half her arse off)
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent (So true, at least in terms of the Adelaide part)
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port (BF has proved that)
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC (I will when there is something positive to say about them)
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.(Apart from 93, Adelaide were a disgrace)

Thats how many I got. Do I qualify?
 

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3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide
Naturally
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke
Yer fluked them
5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships
Part of our History, very important to us. Same as Vic clubs honoring VFL flags.
What? You Crowkers can't say the same? Bwhahaha!
6. You are obsessed with the Crows
Couldn't give a stuff about them
7. Believe that Tredrea is as good as Carey was in his prime
You'll find that hardly anyone thinks that at Port, Crowkers like to say we think it.
8. Believe Choco is a very sane man and doesnt have a chip on his shoulder
Great footy mind, knows what it takes.
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent.

Stupid little twirp should have kept his mouth shut.
13 Believe that Port will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before
Can't say it will definitely not happen, it might.
14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Port player

Tissues?
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown
Fact
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide.
We're not an all sorts club, we're Port and only Port.
1 premiership in the first 10yrs and a couple other seasons worth of Port domination is ok, next decade will be better.
20 Have a hatred towards Freo
Huh?
21 Believe Josh Carr was stupid for leaving Port and double points if you believe that he is coming back

The lad wanted to go home to family etc, it's his life not yours or mine.
His decision.
24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when Port entered the AFL
No one thought that, you're getting desperate now ROFL!
25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Port Adelaide
Naturally and proud of it!
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc

Poofs will do
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong"
Well it's true isn't it? HE WAS WRONG!
37. Believe that Port will soon overtake Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA
Couldn't give a stuff.
44. You compare everything against the Crows
ROFL stop you're killing me bwhahaha!
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC

Only natural
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.
Easily!
49. Believe that the AFL isnt/wasnt the VFL
AFL is the AFL, Port weren''t in the comp. back in the VFL days.
Very lucky for the Vics.

50. Cheered or laughed when Hentschel did he knee in the showdown.
Yer very funny :rolleyes:
 

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I cant beleive someone had enough time to sit down and work all this out, you must not have much to do.

Number 6 says "obsessed with crows", yet you must have spent ages putting this together only to have a go at Port supporters.

And number 25 "cant have a football conversation without turning it into a topic about Port", if we were obbesssed with the crows, wouldn't we try to turn the conversation into something about them?????

and in number 13, do you mean like Port did in SANFL, while the team you probably supported before the crows suffered at our hands??
 

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I dont really troll, I just come here to own trolls. Anyway how many did you score ???

I think certain people who will remain nameless, if they are honest with themselves could score around the 40 mark
Yes and you regularly take the bait by typing your 1000 word thesis everytime. :D. How long does it take to type out all that **** anyway Mr Lapse? Hail Bay13 :thumbsu:
 

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3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide (Yep, no they do)
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke (Obviously)
8. (Dont have a problem with Choco Williams)
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones (Shouldnt have mouthed off)
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers. (No-one is a bigger choker than Adelaide)
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown (I hope, I hate the Crows)
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters (Yep)
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide. (Port will always be more of a real club than the The Corporation)
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc (Its fun)
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership (Who wouldnt?)
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto:confused: is a crap captain (Obvious)
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter. (Wouldnt have a clue about this one, but it seems like the stupidity of a Cows fan
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong" (Why, he was)
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies. (The old hag wouldnt know the truth if it bit half her arse off)
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent (So true, at least in terms of the Adelaide part)
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port (BF has proved that)
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC (I will when there is something positive to say about them)
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.(Apart from 93, Adelaide were a disgrace)

Thats how many I got. Do I qualify?
hey, from a carlton supporter - classic - must be a hell of a lot of other powertards around the place too!!

rufus, youve gone to a lot of effort here mate, id consider you a powertard too - you seem to know so much :thumbsu: - the obsession continues.
 

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I got an email today about 50 steps to know if you were a child of the 80s and got to thinking maybe to help the Port supporters out I would construct a quiz so that the Port supporters can self diagnose themselves to enable them to find out whether or not they are a "POWERTARD"

If you find yourself agreeing to most of these statements you will be happy to know that you can be considered amongst the powertard faithful.

1. Believe in your mind that Port are flag favourites every year
2. Believe that Port only lose because they have a bad day and not because they were outplayed by the opposition.
3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke
5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships
6. You are obsessed with the Crows
7. Believe that Tredrea is as good as Carey was in his prime
8. Believe Choco is a very sane man and doesnt have a chip on his shoulder
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent.
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers.
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
12. Believe that Rucci has an unbiased view on things.
13 Believe that Port will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before
14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Port player
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown
16 Believe that the Port supporters dont leave early when they are losing
17 If you throw a tantrum when you hear a Crows supporter say Port Power
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide.
20 Have a hatred towards Freo
21 Believe Josh Carr was stupid for leaving Port and double points if you believe that he is coming back
22 Believe that Toby Thurstan will become a dominant forward
23 Hate Tony McGuinness for no reason and put the blame squarely on his shoulders for last year
24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when Port entered the AFL
25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Port Adelaide
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc
27. You rip off this thread by trying to create one about Adelaide
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership
29. You cheered to yourself when Primus did his knee
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto is a crap captain
31 You believe that Port supporters dont turn on their own players when they are losing
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter.
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong"
34.Before 04 clung to the showdown victories as though they were grand finals
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies.
36.If you resort to using things that havent even happened yet to try and win football arguments.
37. Believe that Port will soon overtake Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent
39. If you thought that Port were going to easily win the dream final, but then deny that they choked in this game
40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didnt broadcast a Port trial game and believed that he actually cared
41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Port supporters didnt ring up 5AA in 02 and 03 after their losses in the very same fashion.
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port
43. If you bag the Crows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that Port want to do something similar.
44. You compare everything against the Crows
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC
46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 97, but now act like you know everything about it
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.
48. You critisise Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you dont go and watch the SANFL anymore either
49. Believe that the AFL isnt/wasnt the VFL
50. Cheered or laughed when Hentschel did he knee in the showdown.

There we have it, so port supporters how many did you get ???


RUFUS AFC you must be to MONGREL DOG that mark ROO****TO caught his Parvo from
p.s. i heard that Roo****to's neck brace was Not due to any back or neck problems but he actualy like all dogs was denackered and the neck brace there to stop him biting at the stitches!
 

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I got an email today about 50 steps to know if you were a child of the 80s and got to thinking maybe to help the Port supporters out I would construct a quiz so that the Port supporters can self diagnose themselves to enable them to find out whether or not they are a "POWERTARD"

If you find yourself agreeing to most of these statements you will be happy to know that you can be considered amongst the powertard faithful.

1. Believe in your mind that Port are flag favourites every year
2. Believe that Port only lose because they have a bad day and not because they were outplayed by the opposition.
3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke
5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships
6. You are obsessed with the Crows
7. Believe that Tredrea is as good as Carey was in his prime
8. Believe Choco is a very sane man and doesnt have a chip on his shoulder
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent.
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers.
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
12. Believe that Rucci has an unbiased view on things.
13 Believe that Port will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before
14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Port player
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown
16 Believe that the Port supporters dont leave early when they are losing
17 If you throw a tantrum when you hear a Crows supporter say Port Power
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide.
20 Have a hatred towards Freo
21 Believe Josh Carr was stupid for leaving Port and double points if you believe that he is coming back
22 Believe that Toby Thurstan will become a dominant forward
23 Hate Tony McGuinness for no reason and put the blame squarely on his shoulders for last year
24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when Port entered the AFL
25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Port Adelaide
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc
27. You rip off this thread by trying to create one about Adelaide
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership
29. You cheered to yourself when Primus did his knee
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto is a crap captain
31 You believe that Port supporters dont turn on their own players when they are losing
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter.
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong"
34.Before 04 clung to the showdown victories as though they were grand finals
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies.
36.If you resort to using things that havent even happened yet to try and win football arguments.
37. Believe that Port will soon overtake Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent
39. If you thought that Port were going to easily win the dream final, but then deny that they choked in this game
40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didnt broadcast a Port trial game and believed that he actually cared
41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Port supporters didnt ring up 5AA in 02 and 03 after their losses in the very same fashion.
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port
43. If you bag the Crows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that Port want to do something similar.
44. You compare everything against the Crows
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC
46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 97, but now act like you know everything about it
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.
48. You critisise Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you dont go and watch the SANFL anymore either
49. Believe that the AFL isnt/wasnt the VFL
50. Cheered or laughed when Hentschel did he knee in the showdown.

There we have it, so port supporters how many did you get ???


RUFUS AFC you must be to MONGREL DOG that mark ROO****TO caught his Parvo from
p.s. i heard that Roo****to's neck brace was Not due to any back or neck problems but he actualy like all dogs was denackered and the neck brace there to stop him biting at the stitches![/QUOTE
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3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide (Yep, no they do)
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke (Obviously)
8. (Dont have a problem with Choco Williams)
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones (Shouldnt have mouthed off)
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers. (No-one is a bigger choker than Adelaide)
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown (I hope, I hate the Crows)
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters (Yep)
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide. (Port will always be more of a real club than the The Corporation)
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc (Its fun)
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership (Who wouldnt?)
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto:confused: is a crap captain (Obvious)
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter. (Wouldnt have a clue about this one, but it seems like the stupidity of a Cows fan
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong" (Why, he was)
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies. (The old hag wouldnt know the truth if it bit half her arse off)
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent (So true, at least in terms of the Adelaide part)
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port (BF has proved that)
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC (I will when there is something positive to say about them)
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side.(Apart from 93, Adelaide were a disgrace)

Thats how many I got. Do I qualify?
Nope...no-one gives a rats toss about a Carltons supporters opinion
 

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Good on you mightyPWR. Can someone make one about collingwood?
Hmmm Collingwood.

1. You don't have a job.
2. You have never had a job (washing windscreens on Hoddle St doesn't count)
3. Your defacto doesn't have a job.
4. Your Dad doesn't have a job
5. Your Mum doesn't have a job.
6. Your sister doesn't have a job.
7. Your grandfather doesn't have a job.

etc. etc.
 

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#20
Why would we rip off your thread...'cos we can!
  • Believe in your mind that Crow are flag favourites every year
    2. Believe that Crow only lose because they have a bad day and not because they were outplayed by the opposition.
    3. Irrespective of where Crow or Port Adelaide finish, you believe the Cows always has a better list than Port Adelaide
    4. Believe that Port Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke
    5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships
    6. You are obsessed with the Power
    7. Believe that Modra is as good as Tredrea was in his prime
    8. Believe Craigy is a very sane man and doesn’t have a chip on his shoulder
    9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent.
    10. Irrespective of where Port Adelaide finish you believe they have a crap list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the West Coast.
    11. You believe that Port Adelaide in 2003 was a bigger choke than Crow VS Essendon, Sydney in 93 and West Coast in 2005 and 2006?
    12. Believe that Rucci has an biased view on things.
    13 Believe that Crows will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before
    14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Port Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Crow player
    15 Believe that sometime in the future that Crows will win every single showdown
    16 Believe that most Crow supporters don’t leave early when they are losing
    17 If you throw a tantrum when you hear a Crows supporter say Cows
    18 Believe every year that Port Adelaide have crap youngsters
    19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you it’s a franchise like West Coast.
    20 Have a hatred towards Port
    21 Believe Josh Carr was sensible for leaving Port
    22 Believe that Toby Thurstans will become a dominant back man
    23 Hate Tony McGuinness for no reason and put the blame squarely on his shoulders for last year going to Port as a coach
    24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when playing the Crows
    25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Adelaide
    26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Port as Port Power even though deep down you know it’s wrong and makes you look like an idiot.
    27. You rip off this thread by trying to create one about Adelaide
    28 You think that Modra Stevens actually cares that he missed out on a premiership
    29. You cheered to yourself when Primus did his knee
    30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto is a great captain
    31 You believe that Crow supporters don’t turn on their own players when they are losing - i.e. Perrie
    32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for bagdad sign was really a crows supporter who didn’t know how to spell.
    33. You didn’t laugh when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong" and he was right
    34.Before 04 clung to the showdown victories as though they were grand finals
    35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Crow was just lies – it’s still happening with McLeod and .
    36. If you resort to using things that haven’t even happened yet to try and win football arguments.
    37. Believe that Crow will soon overtake Port Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA
    38.Believe that all Port Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Crow supporters aren’t
    39. If you thought that Crow were going to easily win the dream final, but then deny that they choked in this game
    40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didn’t broadcast a Crow trial game and believed that he actually cared
    41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Crow supporters didn’t ring up 5AA in 93, 05 and 06 after their losses.
    42. Believe that Port Adelaide supporters are jealous of Crows
    43. If you bag the Cows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that it is actually full of cows.
    44. You compare everything against Port
    45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the PAFC
    46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 92, but now act like you know everything about it
    47. Believe that between 91-96 that Crow would have been able to beat the Magpies side.
    48. You criticise Port Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you don’t go and watch the SANFL anymore either
    49. Believe that the AFL isn’t/wasn’t the VFL
    50. Cheered or laughed when Primus did his knee in the showdown.

    There we have it, so Crow supporters how many did you get ???

P.S. Most spelling errors corrected.
 
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#21
Why would we rip off your thread...'cos we can!


40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didn’t broadcast a Crow trial game and believed that he actually cared
41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Crow supporters didn’t ring up 5AA in 93, 05 and 06 after their losses.
42. Believe that Port Adelaide supporters are jealous of Crows
43. If you bag the Cows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that it is actually full of cows.
44. You compare everything against Port
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the PAFC
46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 92, but now act like you know everything about it
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Crow would have been able to beat the Magpies side.
48. You criticise Port Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you don’t go and watch the SANFL anymore either
49. Believe that the AFL isn’t/wasn’t the VFL
50. Cheered or laughed when Primus did his knee in the showdown.

There we have it, so Crow supporters how many did you get ???

P.S. Most spelling errors corrected.
No one Emailed me, or are you referring to that twit off sunrise?
 

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No one Emailed me, or are you referring to that twit off sunrise?
I would assume that he meant the twit off sunrise, I remember hearing rumblings that Port supporters were going to email him because 5AA didnt telecast a trial game on the radio and they thought he was actually going to care.
 

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I would assume that he meant the twit off sunrise, I remember hearing rumblings that Port supporters were going to email him because 5AA didnt telecast a trial game on the radio and they thought he was actually going to care.
Why exactly would Kochie from sunrise give a **** what 5AA is broadcasting?
 

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Why exactly would Kochie from sunrise give a **** what 5AA is broadcasting?
You will have ask the Port supporters, I think they were ringing up 5AA saying to them "You had better broadcast that trial otherwise we are going to tell Kochie"
 

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#25
Port_shadow11 said:
Port_shadow11 said:
Our fans should send emails to the 5AA Programme Director ... but we should also start a Second front with this 5AA Disgrace

the Second front is this:- we should also send Emails to our new number 1 Member "David Koch - Kochie" maybe Kochie can mention it on Sunrise
and maybe this will show 5AA
recently an email has been sent to Kochie telling him how the Power supportes have been screwed by 5AA decision..

i hope every one is sending emails to 5AA complaining of this decision by 5AA
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6942564&postcount=92

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
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