1. Believe in your mind that Port are flag favourites every year 0/1
2. Believe that Port only lose because they have a bad day and not because they were outplayed by the opposition.0/2
3. Irrespective of where Port or Adelaide finish, you believe Port always has a better list than Adelaide 0/3
4. Believe that Adelaide only won their premierships by fluke 1/4
5. Believe the SANFL premierships are equally as important as AFL/VFL premierships 1.5/5 (pre-1991 premierships only)
6. You are obsessed with the Crows 1.5/6
7. Believe that Tredrea is as good as Carey was in his prime 1.5/7
8. Believe Choco is a very sane man and doesnt have a chip on his shoulder 2.5/8
9. Believe the people that Brogan hit are the guilty ones and believe that P Burgoyne was innocent. 3/9 (guess which half?)
10. Irrespective of where Adelaide finish you believe they have a cr@p list even though you have just spent the summer trying to justify that they choked a match that you claim they should have won against the premiers. 3/10
11. You believe that Adelaide in 2006 was a bigger choke than Port VS Sydney in 03 3.5/11 (as big, not bigger)
12. Believe that Rucci has an unbiased view on things. 3.5/12
13 Believe that Port will eventually dominate the AFL year in year out like no other team has ever done before 4.5/13
14 Obsess over any slight indiscretion by an Adelaide player and call for their head and then try and justify it and say it is different if it happens to a Port player 5/14 (first bit, not the second)
15 Believe that sometime in the future that Port will win every single showdown 5/15 (done that already!)
16 Believe that the Port supporters dont leave early when they are losing 5/16
17 If you throw a tantrum when you hear a Crows supporter say Port Power 5/17 (don't throw tantrums, just feel sorry for you)
18 Believe every year that Adelaide have crap youngsters 6/18
19 Argue how much more important your claim of "being a real club" is even though you havent been as successful AFL premiership wise and in attracting supporters as clubs like West Coast and Adelaide. 7/19 (that's the point, it's not just about the money - you just keep fantasising about the size of your members)
20 Have a hatred towards Freo 8/20
21 Believe Josh Carr was stupid for leaving Port and double points if you believe that he is coming back 9/21
22 Believe that Toby Thurstan will become a dominant forward 9/22 (future is in defence)
23 Hate Tony McGuinness for no reason and put the blame squarely on his shoulders for last year 9/23
24. Believe that Collingwood should have had to change their emblem and colours when Port entered the AFL 9/24
25. You cant have a football conversation without trying to turn the topic to something about Port Adelaide 9/25
26. You feel compelled towards referring to the Crows as Cows, All Sorts, Clowns etc 9.5/26 (does Camry Crows count?)
27. You rip off this thread by trying to create one about Adelaide 9.5/27
28 You think that Nick Stevens actually cares that he missed out on the 04 premiership 9.5/28 (no, he only wanted the money - refer point 19 - we had to get rid of him so we could win one)
29. You cheered to yourself when Primus did his knee 9.5/28 (not counting this question, it is pathetic just reading it)
30 You tell everyone that Mark Ruciccuto is a crap captain 10/29 (ok captain, great player though)
31 You believe that Port supporters dont turn on their own players when they are losing 10/30
32. You believe the guy who held up the choco for baghdad sign was really a crows supporter. 10/31
33. You didnt cringe when Choco said "Alan Scott, you were wrong" 11/32 (laughed actually)
34.Before 04 clung to the showdown victories as though they were grand finals 12/33
35.If you think that Carolyn Wilson's article from a couple of years ago about the leadership issues at Port was just lies. 12/34 (haven't seen the article, no-one has ever posted it for me to look at - do you have it?)
36.If you resort to using things that havent even happened yet to try and win football arguments. 12/35 (what, like "The Crows have a rich and successful and long history")
37. Believe that Port will soon overtake Adelaide as the number 1 club in SA 13/36 (in football terms, not the Crows obsession with money (refer point 19 again).
38.Believe that all Adelaide supporters are bandwagoners and Port supporters arent 13.5/37 (they were when they first started in 1991, getting better now)
39. If you thought that Port were going to easily win the dream final, but then deny that they choked in this game 13.5/38 (didn't think they'd win easily)
40. Emailed Kochie when 5AA didnt broadcast a Port trial game and believed that he actually cared 13.5/39
41. If you use a radio segment after the 06 prelim final as a troll and then you actually deny that Port supporters didnt ring up 5AA in 02 and 03 after their losses in the very same fashion. 14/40 (first bit is right, second bit - again, do you have a copy we can listen to, or do I have to refer to point 36)
42. Believe that Adelaide supporters are jealous of Port 15/41 - in football terms again - refer point 19 AGAIN!
43. If you bag the Crows shed without ever going in there to actually see what it looks like on the inside and ignore the fact that Port want to do something similar.16/42 IT IS A SHED!
44. You compare everything against the Crows 16/43 (not obsessed like the author of this thread)
45. You find it impossible to say anything positive about the AFC 16/44
46. You never were really into the AFL prior to 97, but now act like you know everything about it 16/45 (loved the VFL, supported Port Adelaide wanting to join in 1990...
47. Believe that between 91-96 that Port Magpies would have been able to beat the crows side. 16/46
48. You critisise Adelaide supporters for abandoning the SANFL yet you dont go and watch the SANFL anymore either 16.5/47 (half righ - Adelaide supporters abandoned their SANFL club, we are still following ours as they moved to the AFL.
49. Believe that the AFL isnt/wasnt the VFL 16.5/48 (it was the VFL - it shoudn't be, but it is)
50. Cheered or laughed when Hentschel did he knee in the showdown. another pathetic question to ignore (refer point 29)
SO, how did I go. 16.5 / 48 is about one-in-three... about the same percentage of the SA public that supports us.
So if we hypothetically did a Crowtard quiz, you'd get two-out-of-three, right?