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Arrested Development Quotes

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Also the video made by Job to win the election for George Michael was hilarious
And when they build the tiny town and it gets smashed.
 
Love this show. Barry has to be my favourite though.


Barry: I got Michael out of his marriage, didn’t I? (motions high five)
Michael: Actually she died.
Barry: You’re kidding me. I’ve been taking credit for that for years.
Michael: Credit?

Barry: I’m sorry about the patch. I’m testifying against the Kings this afternoon. You can’t see it. I just winked.

Barry: And you don’t want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
G.O.B: What were you doing there?
Barry: Wow... you should be the lawyer.



:D
 

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apparently a lot of the cast has been asked by ron howard to come back and do a movie, hope so, show is awesome.


George Micheal : hey uncle Gob, was aint Lindsay ever pregnant?

Gob : oh yeah, dozens of times
 
Gob : if this thing works out ill buy you a hundred George Micheals you can teach to drive!!!
Micheal: your bleeding arent you?
Gob: probably my socks are wet.


Lindsay: couldnt you come over and dustbuster a little bit?
Lupe: i know dust buster any more
Lindsay: fine, ill dustbuster then!!
 
My Mum went to a wedding on Saturday and the husbands name was Steven Holt. I laughed when I read the invite, Mum didn't get it though...:o
 
Does anyone else here ever get Franklins song stuck in their head?

Gob: it aint easy being white,
Franklin : it aint easy being brown
Gob: all this pressure to be bright
Franklin: i got children all over town
Gob: sometimes.. hey, where'd the guy go?

also i love it when Buster has Franklin and his mother is talking to him

Lucille: they wont allow that in the country club
Franklin: I AINT GOING TO YOUR CRACKER ASS COUNTRY CLUB, YA FREAK B%*CH!!
 
also i love it that, even when Gob is using a tape recorder for Franklin, his lips are still moving lmao.

And that episode where he keeps throwing things into the ocean
Gob: return, from whence you came!!
 
buster: mmmmmmmmm, its so watery, and yet theres a smack of ham to it
Lindsay: its hot ham water


Lucille: Buster, stop playing with mothers rape horn!!
Buster: oh yeah, like anyone would want to R her
Lucille: see what i mean? out of control

Mayebe: does anyone know where i can get one of those necklaces with the little T on it?
Micheal: its a cross
Mayebe: across from where?

Lucille to the hot cops
do any one of you guys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: i dont want to tell you what these guys thought that meant
 

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Obsessed with this show. I'm getting a Tobias tattoo later this year.

Everyone should get into David Cross' stand up as well. He's amazing. he also has an excellent taste in other comedians - Daniel Kitson is one of his faves, I'm seeing him again next week at the Adelaide Fringe.

My fave two Tobias quotes are pretty similar, but I ****ing lose it everyone time I see them.

Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.

Tobias: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. “I’m not going to cry about my Pa. I’m going to build an airport— put my name on it.” Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out, [Tobias goes to open the refrigerator] sometimes in the most unexpected...Hey, where the *BEEP* ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS!?!?!

I also love the fall from the balcony in an effort to impress his daughter.
 
Also, transplant versus host is the best episode by far - I can't remember the particular ep, but its mid season 3.
 
KUNG FU said:
Obsessed with this show. I'm getting a Tobias tattoo later this year.

Everyone should get into David Cross' stand up as well. He's amazing. he also has an excellent taste in other comedians - Daniel Kitson is one of his faves, I'm seeing him again next week at the Adelaide Fringe.

My fave two Tobias quotes are pretty similar, but I ****ing lose it everyone time I see them.

Tobias: You know, mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias: Well if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.

Tobias: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. “I’m not going to cry about my Pa. I’m going to build an airport— put my name on it.” Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out, [Tobias goes to open the refrigerator] sometimes in the most unexpected...Hey, where the *BEEP* ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS!?!?!

I also love the fall from the balcony in an effort to impress his daughter.
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Then the sad George-Michael just dumped walk was the icing on the cake
 
From the shock and awww episode guest starring Heather Graham as George Michael's ethics teacher.



Michael: Whoa, whoa. Just hang on a second. It wasn’t him. It’s me, okay? I’ve been dating your Ethics teacher.
G.O.B.: Wow, Michael. I’m really touched that you’d stick up for me after I’ve been so horrible to you.
Michael: Hmm?
G.O.B.: You know what, now it’s time for me to do the right thing. I slept with the Ethics teacher. I’m sorry.
Michael: What are you talking about?
G.O.B.: Lindsay told me that you liked her, and I’m not proud of this, but... I f***ed Mrs. Whitehead.


Narrator: In fact, G.O.B. mistook the Civics teacher for the Ethics teacher Michael was dating.
G.O.B.: Man, he... has a type.



Michael: G.O.B., Mrs. Whitehead was the Civics teacher. We both had her.

G.O.B.: Yes, we have and now we’re even.
 
Gob: Illusion Michael, a trick is something a whore does for money....(sees little kids shocked)..........or cocaine:o
 
was watchin the hawthorn adel game tonite, and everytime they talked about buddy franklin i couldnt help but think about the best ventriliquist puppet eva.

George: heeey franklin
Franklin: my man, gimme some tongue
George: what?
 

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Michael: I don't need your forgiveness, i need the guy with the one arm and the fake blood, Jay Wolt the Weather man.
George Snr: No, he's dead, you killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner on.
 
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets a review of his Shakespeare play.
Tobias: Well I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman. So... onward and upward. [cut to Tobias crying in the shower] Why, Tracy?! Why?!
 
Tobias: So what are your plans for this evening?

Bob Loblaw: I thought that maybe I'd stay in and work on my law blog.

Tobias: Ah yes. The Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You sir are quite a mouthful!
:D

I also love their chicken dances!
 
Gob's Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: [disgusted] You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Gob's Wife: No, your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Gob's Wife: [exasperatedly] No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother! [satisfied] You're in love with me - me.
Gob's Wife: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: [puzzled] My brother-in-law?
Gob's Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother...

Classic. One of my first favourite moments
 
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STEVE HOLT! :D
 

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