Arrogance!

[Olmy]

Koutoufides, Hird and Richardson were in an aeroplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addressed Kouta first.

"Kouta, what do you believe in?" Kouta replied, "Well, I believe that the Blues are a side that plays well under pressure. We are pretty hard at the ball and always try our best. I also believe in equality for homosexuals, like me..." God thinks for a second and said, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Richo. "Richo, what do you believe in?", Richo replies, "Well, er, um, er... I believe the tigers are a team full of youthful exuberance, I believe eventually we will make a finals series and repay the faith of our fans - even though most of them are bandwagoners...." God thinks for a second and says, "okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses James Hird. "James, what do you believe in?" Hirdy says, "I believe you're in my chair."

 

[Pessimistic]

The Essendon bus crashed and James Hird, Michael long and Barry Young go up to heaven

James goes there first and the gatekeeper says 'Who are you' I'm James Hird the Essendon footabller. The answer is 'go stand over there, You can't come in'.
'Why's that' said James. 'No footballers allowed in heaven' was the reply. So James goes over there and watches what happens to the other two.
Next comes Michael Long. The same happens.
Then Barry Young goes up, introduces himself. 'Ah, we've been expecting you, come in'. Barry goes on in.

James looks at Michael and they go over to complain
'You said no footballers but you let him in'

'He was on the list at essendon, was he' ? Yes they replied, for over 5 years, Indignantly (ignoring th bad grammar)

'Well', came the reply ' he's no footballer, He might have fooled you but he hasn't fooled us'

 

[Roach]

The North bus crashed and Carey was the only one killed. He knocked at the gate and asked to come in.
F**K off came the reply.
Carey screamed "I have never been so insulted in my life!!

You don't get around enough came the reply.

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Olmy,

All of what you wrote is wrong. And crap!

[This message has been edited by Richmondfan#1 (edited 29 November 2000).]

 

[Mr Ripper]

Originally posted by Richmondfan#1:
Olmy,

All of what you wrote is wrong. And crap!

Is that all of what he wrote in this thread, or all that he's ever written, ever?

 

[Richmondfan#1]

I've never read much of Olmy's posts so I'll just say this thread.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Originally posted by Olmy:
I also believe in equality for homosexuals, like me..."

I'm so sorry you have been persecuted.