Game Ashes First Test, Perf. Thongs vs Flip Flops

[zackah]

Mrs Drover is away for the weekend, the last thing she said before she left was “enjoy the cricket”.
I have, but I was hoping to have the feet up watching it today. Just me, some beer and my old dog who jumps up whenever she hears me yell when a Pommy wicket falls. It’s about the only thing she hears these days or when I open the lid to the Schmackos container.
Pommies really stuffed up the day.

All I had planned for today was to lie down, have a few beers, watch the cricket and throw food at little z when he complains about being hungry.

Now I have to actually do stuff. Its unforgivable. **** you England

 

[Orange crush]

All I had planned for today was to lie down, have a few beers, watch the cricket and throw food at little z when he complains about being hungry.

Now I have to actually do stuff. Its unforgivable. **** you England

Spend the day reading the self-flagellation in the Guardian comments section

 

[philreich]

No chance. The Bogans no chance to make it past 150. They have the talent but not the ticker.

Please tip England in Brisbane.

 

[jannissary]

nothing more guaranteed than #elmosgoodoil

 

[Chronz]

All I had planned for today was to lie down, have a few beers, watch the cricket and throw food at little z when he complains about being hungry.

Now I have to actually do stuff. Its unforgivable. **** you England

Grab a chair, fishing rod and a six pack. Your jetty awaits, campaigner.

 

[philreich]

what ashes moment tops this? what a performance

Adelaide 2006 - this is a close second.

 

[Purple Suit]

nothing more guaranteed than #elmosgoodoil

It’s like Bazball except quicker

 

[Purple Suit]

Adelaide 2006 - this is a close second.

Perth 2006 - Gilly destroying the poms with the fastest Ashes ton ever

 

[The_Game_1981]

 

[zackah]