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if a blonde is having a good time, does she know it? ;)

Does she?!?

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?[/FONT]
 
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Who wins in a fight between a tree frog and a skink?

Tree frog one-on-one, but the skink has got some powerful friends.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?[/FONT]
 
Tree frog one-on-one, but the skink has got some powerful friends.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?[/FONT]

The wall of a cave.

Do cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?
 
The wall of a cave.

Do cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?

Only Eastern Europeans.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Whats a question with no answer called?[/FONT]
 
Only Eastern Europeans.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Whats a question with no answer called?[/FONT]

Rhetorical

Why don't we ever see headlines like "Psychic wins lottery"?
 
Rhetorical

Why don't we ever see headlines like "Psychic wins lottery"?

Because the Hun needs a play on words to word in headline ratio of 89324803874:1 and the Age *posh English accent* "doesn't deal with stories of such a low ilk"

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?[/FONT]
 
Because the Hun needs a play on words to word in headline ratio of 89324803874:1 and the Age *posh English accent* "doesn't deal with stories of such a low ilk"

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?[/FONT]

i dont no....maybe because it has a soothing tune that makes babys fall to sleep. their not old enough to actually know what the song is about.

if this theory about god creating earth is true, who created god? is there a god that created god, but then how did that god come.....

(you could ask the same thing about the big bang theory aswell, whered the dot come from that expanded to make the universe?)
 
i dont no....maybe because it has a soothing tune that makes babys fall to sleep. their not old enough to actually know what the song is about.

if this theory about god creating earth is true, who created god? is there a god that created god, but then how did that god come.....

(you could ask the same thing about the big bang theory aswell, whered the dot come from that expanded to make the universe?)

Warney created it all.

If you were any product in a supermarket what would you be and why?
 

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Becasue a fart smelt is a fart dealt and a poo felt.

Why is Ben The Gooner Having trouble writing without the jibberish crap?

Anyone who thinks that Obafemi Martins, Paulo Assuncao and Ben Foster is worth Craig Gordon and 2 mill I wouldnt expect to know how to type in different fonts or styles (read the European Trading Game thread in the Football Board)

Mike Hussey or Ricky Ponting
 
Anyone who thinks that Obafemi Martins, Paulo Assuncao and Ben Foster is worth Craig Gordon and 2 mill I wouldnt expect to know how to type in different fonts or styles (read the European Trading Game thread in the Football Board)

Mike Hussey or Ricky Ponting

ponting but it shows how good hussey is that you even put him up against ponting.

would you prefer collingwood to win back to back flags and your team finish in the top 4 both years or would you prefer collingwood to finish bottom 2 years in a row and your team to finish bottom 4?
 
ponting but it shows how good hussey is that you even put him up against ponting.

would you prefer collingwood to win back to back flags and your team finish in the top 4 both years or would you prefer collingwood to finish bottom 2 years in a row and your team to finish bottom 4?

I'd prefer my team to win back to back flags and don't care about the rest. Some collingwood supporters really think that they actually matter in the whole grand scheme of things. We hate you becuase the AFL is rigged in your direction, which is affecting other teams ability to survive because of it. That's the main reason why people hate you.

If the Kangaroo's do end up moving to the gold coast should they sue the AFL over favouritism and unfair trade practisies?
 

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You didn't answer the why part...

Because I didn't feel like it, in fact it made me feel like the time I was in Rawanda holding a girls head while taking a dump. Here's a drawing of it

Shit.jpg


Happy, or do you want me to answer it again?

Q: why do you care so much about a stupid greek letter? or are you just looking for someone greek to be greek with? If so, this might help.

greek.jpg
 
Because I didn't feel like it, in fact it made me feel like the time I was in Rawanda holding a girls head while taking a dump. Here's a drawing of it

Shit.jpg


Happy, or do you want me to answer it again?

Q: why do you care so much about a stupid greek letter? or are you just looking for someone greek to be greek with? If so, this might help.

greek.jpg
He wasnt referring to you, he was referring to me.

In answer to your question, becasue I m a liquid that lives in a metal cylinder.
 
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