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[Hard Ball Get]

Yes, seven times in the year in fact, Henry Playfair, who eventually kicks 143 goals for the year.

Will 2008 see the return of the mullet or any other 70s-80s fashion accesory?

The Mullet has been back and is on its way out again.

Who will be Mr Controversy in 2008?

 

[hype]

The Mullet has been back and is on its way out again.

Who will be Mr Controversy in 2008?

Akermanis ofcourse...

Which is the better show: Prison Break or Heroes?

 

[johno_1989]

Akermanis ofcourse...

Which is the better show: Prison Break or Heroes?

Heroes

Eric Cartman or Bender?

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Heroes

Eric Cartman or Bender?

Cartman only because Futureama sucks dog balls.

What number is the best Back to the Future?

 

[cancat]

What number is the best Back to the Future?

III - a) because it's the last one and b) Billy Zane isn't in it

What is the first word in the ingredients list of Aunt Betty's Belgian Chocolate pudding?

 

[Bollox]

Will 2008 see the return of the mullet or any other 70s-80s fashion accesory?

Always a chance u'll see leg warmers over the lycra and spandex at Carlton training. Every 70's/80's fashion accessory and haircut has come and gone at least once...noone has had the guts to do the Tom Alvin Kentucky Waterfall again tho.

How many players will be derego'd over drugs next yr ?

 

[Carlton Kid]

Always a chance u'll see leg warmers over the lycra and spandex at Carlton training. Every 70's/80's fashion accessory and haircut has come and gone at least once...noone has had the guts to do the Tom Alvin Kentucky Waterfall again tho.

How many players will be derego'd over drugs next yr ?

Buddy, I reckon there will be one , Do you think that the Kangaroos Football Club will still take a risk on Lance Whitnall?

 

[thefamilyguy]

Buddy, I reckon there will be one , Do you think that the Kangaroos Football Club will still take a risk on Lance Whitnall?

A) Frankly, i wouldn't have thought so,

Q) Why is the word mono-syllabic 5 syllables?

 

[Dyslexic Emo]

A) Frankly, i wouldn't have thought so,

Q) Why is the word mono-syllabic 5 syllables?

your a tool. Because words are not meant to actually represent what they are. for example why isn't the word blue actuaslly blue?

Q: I'm hungry and have the choice of Maylaysian Hawker food (beef hor fun is the best and fun to say) Japanese cuisine (sushi an dthat yuk) Kebab shop mess, Chinese food(bbq pork is joy) and the old traditional sandwich shop. Oh and one of those delis with deli food that I have never been inot and probabaly never will. SO which one should I go to?

 

[Powerstufff]

...Do you think that the Kangaroos Football Club will still take a risk on Lance Whitnall?

Nope. Gold Coast sun isn't too friendly to redheads.

If the first few minutes of life are said to be the most dangerous then how would you describe the last few minutes?

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

If the first few minutes of life are said to be the most dangerous then how would you describe the last few minutes?

They are the minutes when you finally face the truth.

When will North realise face the truth and realise they have to move north to survive?

 

[MickZu]

They are the minutes when you finally face the truth.

When will North realise face the truth and realise they have to move north to survive?

Never!!!

When will Collingwood supporters improve their education?

 

[Carlton Kid]

Never!!!

When will Collingwood supporters improve their education?

Let me quote you

Never!!!

Why is it that everyone missed the KFC Kangaroos joke I posted before?

 

[And_ROOS]

Let me quote you

Why is it that everyone missed the KFC Kangaroos joke I posted before?

Because they are not funny.

Who has the worst dress sense in the competition?

 

[Rookie]

Because they are not funny.

Who has the worst dress sense in the competition?

Fremantle.

Which AFL players would you have at your place for a BBQ?

 

[Cuzz09]

Because they are not funny.

Who has the worst dress sense in the competition?

Gay Kirk.

Is anyone going to go to Dubai for Adelaide Vs Collingwood? (Feb 8th,NAB Cup)

 

[mb2326]

Gay Kirk.

Is anyone going to go to Dubai for Adelaide Vs Collingwood? (Feb 8th,NAB Cup)

No, only teams with pathetic memberships and poor finances take the NAB cup seriously (eg Port, Western Bulldogs and Carlton).

Is it cruel that the word lisp has an "s" in it?

 

[Powerstufff]

Is anyone going to go to Dubai for Adelaide Vs Collingwood?

Osama Bin Laden. But only if he can get accommodation for himself and 200 jihadists.

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

 

[Dale Didak #134]

Osama Bin Laden. But only if he can get accommodation for himself and 200 jihadists.

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

You can smell it


Will anyone get a worse club song than Freo?

 

[Powerstufff]

Which AFL players would you have at your place for a BBQ?

Lance Whitnall. No leftovers to wrap up (that's for you Carlton Kid ).

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

[Rookie]

Lance Whitnall. No leftovers to wrap up (that's for you Carlton Kid ).

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Easy. Because they're frauds.

Not so easy. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Cuzz09]

Easy. Because they're frauds.

Not so easy. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

743.33kilopascals/sec.

Whats better Home and away or Neighbours?

 

[GoYouBlues]

743.33kilopascals/sec.

Whats better Home and away or Neighbours?

That's an oxymoron.

When will the AFL have a fair dinkum home and away fixture where all teams play each other twice?

 

[retroparty]

That's an oxymoron.

When will the AFL have a fair dinkum home and away fixture where all teams play each other twice?

Never.

If I jumped 15 metres into a creek, would I die?

 

[Cuzz09]

Never.

If I jumped 15 metres into a creek, would I die?

If you jumped 15 metres sideways into a creek you wouldn't die and would grab GOLD in the Olympics