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[db swannie]

Another one cracked dibbles , I don't know how you keep doing it!

I'm sooooo good at this Benny caper!

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Baz, Should you accept invitations like this?

 

[David Schwarz]

Wow Basil was about as shit at answering questions as he is at commentating

 

[David Schwarz]

At my great regret, I am bumping this thread again

I'm looking past all the abuse I unwarranted received last time. I am the bigger man

I am here purely to raise more awareness about perfectly formed but large nasals

So ask me anything

 

[db swannie]

At my great regret, I am bumping this thread again

I'm looking past all the abuse I unwarranted received last time. I am the bigger man

I am here purely to raise more awareness about perfectly formed but large nasals

So ask me anything

Good to see you back, though your nose arrived about ten minutes before the rest of you.

Speaking of nasals, where's the strangest place you've stuck your large proboscis?

 

[Smeg Head]

Basil, why haven't you taken over Hameday as host yet?

 

[David Schwarz]

Good to see you back, though your nose arrived about ten minutes before the rest of you.

Speaking of nasals, where's the strangest place you've stuck your large proboscis?

I once pondered for too long what smelt so bad down the toilet

Basil, why haven't you taken over Hameday as host yet?

Lameday has that wannabe afrohaired parasite Garry Lyon on his side. I can't get a look in without vicious rumours being spread about me that I smell toilets

 

[Starburns_]

At my great regret, I am bumping this thread again

I'm looking past all the abuse I unwarranted received last time. I am the bigger man

I am here purely to raise more awareness about perfectly formed but large nasals

So ask me anything

Basil, can you detail for me the trade that saw Todd Goldstein playing for Collingwood last week?

 

[David Schwarz]

Basil, can you detail for me the trade that saw Todd Goldstein playing for Collingwood last week?

Goldstein moved to Collingwood in a direct swap for Buckley, who will be pulling on the 69 shirt for Norf starting next year

 

[Ok Boomer]

Hope you're not as shit at moderating as you are at calling football Basil.

 

[David Schwarz]

Hope you're not as shit at moderating as you are at calling football Basil.

I am the best commentator in the business. People still come up to me and ask about my inspiration for this famous call

 

[Benny78]

Hope you're not as shit at moderating as you are at calling football Basil.

Wow you can't bottle anything up how do you expect to ever bottle water reliably?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Baz, have you ever taken mind altering drugs?

 

[David Schwarz]

Baz, have you ever taken mind altering drugs?

Menthol nose inhalers pack a hell of a punch

 

[van peebles]

BASIL.
1/What is easier,elbow or kick to the head?
2/Can Ross re-invigorate Jack Watts career?

 

[maryjames]

How often does your hot wife peg you?

 

[David Schwarz]

BASIL.
1/What is easier,elbow or kick to the head?
2/Can Ross re-invigorate Jack Watts career?

Thanks for your questions van Peebles. May I also say that I respect posters of Dutch origin

In answers to your question:

1) An elbow to the face packs more of a punch, but it could also miss the nose. A kick has a larger surface area, despite not being as painful, so it's really a catch 22
2) Let's see how Ross goes when he is sworn in as the coach of Melbourne on Wednesday

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hi Basil,

How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Judd?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Hey Bas, glad to see you back. It takes a big nos....man to look pass these childish remarks by some of these flogs.
Anyway, what came first the nose or the head when you where born?

 

[David Schwarz]

Hi Basil,

How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Judd?

Since you posted that, never thought of it before

 

[David Schwarz]

Hey Bas, glad to see you back. It takes a big nos....man to look pass these childish remarks by some of these flogs.
Anyway, what came first the nose or the head when you where born?

My middle finger

 

[Zeboyz]

Basil why does Perth pardon the pun have such a shortage of midget lawyers?

 

[Vikingblood]

At my great regret, I am bumping this thread again

I'm looking past all the abuse I unwarranted received last time. I am the bigger nose

I am here purely to raise more awareness about perfectly formed but humungous nasals

So ask me anything, I nose all the answers

EFA and welcome back Basil. It's a delight to see you again.

 

[Vikingblood]

Baz, Should you accept invitations like this?

Wouldn't look so inviting if she removed those two watermelons she stole from the fruit and veggie section.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Wouldn't look so inviting if she removed those two watermelons she stole from the fruit and veggie section.

There is some junk in the trunk. Looks like two hippos wrestling in a sleeping bag.