Ask Basil

[Zeboyz]

Just about to put pen to paper for a 4 year extension..

Those dino's sure get a lot of mileage out of their bodies!...

 

[David Schwarz]

Mint>>>>>Basil


Come at me Bro

I prefer pesto

Thread banned

Hey Basil is it true Greek women are very hairy?...all my cousins are it's a real turn on!

I once worked with a woman that had a mono brow. I wish I had dated the mono brow exclusively

Dear Basil is it true that Hame collects the dog collars of the dogs he has murded?

He's actually chain linked them together and wears them as a belt

Hi Baz before you call another game would it be too much trouble if you learnt the names of the players, it's so frustrating hearing you **** up week in week out,

Kind regards, a skunk

Names are irrelevant to me. I mean it's not like anyone knows who Albert Einstein was

Hi baz just a quick one. I hear you are a massive hit with the ladies. Need a few good pick up lines? The last date i went on she got up and left after i removed my nokia 3210 from my pocket.

Pull out your old Nokia next time at dinner and say "I'm concerned with privacy and the environment"

The key here is that the last issue makes no sense, which will have her pondering enough for you to order 10 shots to get her drunk enough to stand you down for being a small nosed shit anyway

Hi Baz, great to have you aboard..
Now West Coasts ruck stocks have plummeted, would you consider a comeback ?
You're certainly in the right age bracket.

Cheers..

Honestly I think I could, pretty sure this was already asked too. Thread banned

Basil, Would you say Elliott Goblet is the greatest comedian this country has produced?

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Jordan McMahon is the greatest comedian this country has ever produced, period

Which way do you prefer to swing?

Up

Basil, may I have your father's address please? I'd like to have a stern word with him in person about his reasons for not pulling out.

He got stuck between the bed heads

Also thread banned

 

[Back One Out]

Dear Basil,

Is it the end of the Hawthorn era ?

Confused, Mulgrave

 

[Zeboyz]

Jordan McMahon is the greatest comedian this country has ever produced, period

Yeah but Oleg has a better mo!...

 

[Smeg Head]

Basil Zempilas who would you sack from the various TV commentary lines ups if you could?

 

[_Mike_]

 

[van peebles]

Hey Basil is it true Greek women are very hairy?...all my cousins are it's a real turn on!

Fact=greek women have the same amount of facial hair as greek men.

 

[BRWB]

Hi Baz

You are...ah different looking yet you have a highly smashable missus and TV presenting jobs. You also seem make more mistakes than an average Robbo column while making even superb sport event like the 100m freestyle seem mundane.

My question is Baz, what is your secret to success? As on first glance, the secret ain't talent, looks or personality.

So cmon Baz share.

 

[David Schwarz]

Dear Basil,

Is it the end of the Hawthorn era ?

Confused, Mulgrave

All Hawthorn needs to compete with the St. Kilda's and Carlton's of the world are some inside mid distributors. I hear there's a bloke called Sam Mitchell that does alright, and I wouldn't mind having a look at one of the new Demon lads in Jordan Lewis

Basil Zempilas who would you sack from the various TV commentary lines ups if you could?

I'd probably sack myself

And you've just been thread banned for resurrecting my insecurities

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Basil,
Is it OK to drink white wine with steak?

 

[David Schwarz]

Hi Baz

You are...ah different looking yet you have a highly smashable missus and TV presenting jobs. You also seem make more mistakes than an average Robbo column while making even superb sport event like the 100m freestyle seem mundane.

My question is Baz, what is your secret to success? As on first glance, the secret ain't talent, looks or personality.

So cmon Baz share.

The Baz doesn't share shit, unless it's the unwanted salad that accompanies my Parma and chips

Honestly, if I wanted ****ing salad, I would have asked for it

Thread banned

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Basil,
Should pineapple ever be seen on pizza?

 

[David Schwarz]

Basil,
Is it OK to drink white wine with steak?

Thanks for the question, well thought out, I can tell that you're a decent person that I would never thread ban

Depends on the steak. If it's the shit they try and pass off as scotch fillet at most RSL's around the country, I'd probably recommend an out of date box of De Bortoli. Otherwise, I don't see a problem

Basil,
Should pineapple ever be seen on pizza?

You're a disgrace. Thread banned

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Hi Baz,

Remember when football commentators made the game exciting and called the game as it was without trying/pretending to be funny?? Wouldn't it be great to go back to that time instead of realising channel 7 is doing your game this week and thinking "Ah, ****. Channel 7 is doing my game this week. Now I have to watch on mute and think about my dead dog"?

Kind Regards,

Drabs 662

 

[van peebles]

Basil,is it ok to turn your undies inside out and wear them for 2 days?

 

[NorthernLights]

The Baz doesn't share shit, unless it's the unwanted salad that accompanies my Parma and chips

Did lol

 

[maryjames]

Basil. I don't know much about you so I googled your name. Nice Greek wedding blog by your wife btw. She is above average? Well done. It's weird for some reason I thought you were like bosk. Nttawwt.

 

[#1_pigeonracer]

Hey Basil, Is it time to put a full stop to bad punctuation?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Dear Basil your thoughts on Avacado?

 

[RegHickeyStand]

Hi Basil, my team keeps winning 5 in a row this season, only to get beaten by Collingwood by 29 points. My question is, why?

 

[wal]

Parma

Why do you call it a Parma and not a Parmy? You don't say Cuzza, Kerra, Maina or Judda?

 

[RedVest4]

Hello Basil,

Why doesn't TazHawk15 call the Cats straight setters anymore?

 

[Art Corvelay]

Basil Zempilas, whenever you're feeling down about the negative feedback online, keep in mind you're nowhere near the flog that Luke Darcy is

 

[Smeg Head]

I'd probably sack myself

And you've just been thread banned for resurrecting my insecurities

Basil Zempilas, can you explain this to your adoring public?

 

[OnTheRocks]

Hi Bayzit, just a quick question for you. Who nose what the future holds?