Ask Basil

[HairyO]

When you were growing up did you dream of one day moderating The Bay?

What special tricks did you have to do to Chief?

 

[Starburns_]

Basil, who is your favourite person at 7 to work with, and why?

 

[Art Corvelay]

Basil Zempilas, can you explain this to your adoring public?

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Is that where Chief stole the idea for the BigFooty logo from?

 

[ChappyUK]

Geez Baz. Settle down on the threadbans mate.

 

[Tom_Thumb]

Hey Baz shifting gears here, is it time for WA to succeed from the rest of Australia and go it alone ? I think its time we cut the "arse" off and reaped our own rewards instead of stumping up the pensioner states with their hands out all the time. We could call that new Perth stadium the PCG and the new centralized stadium for the WFC ( Western Football Conference ) and the Eagles could play up to 17 games a year there. We could make all the rules up as we go along that favour our clubs here in the West and tax the fcuk out of the other clubs.

 

[Hamingja]

Basil. What do you think about your replacement on Saturday Night Central? Sometimes you don't know what you have until it is gone.

 

[Bodicifer]

Basil Claus you ****, where's me ******* bike, I've opened all my presents and there's nuffin' there I like

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hi Basil,

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

Just asking for a friend.

 

[Vikingblood]

Hi Basil,

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

Just asking for a friend.

African or European?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

African or European?

 

[Rank Tosser]

As a man who has fully admitted to stroking off Bruce McAvaney, what does it feel like to have the legend Steven Milne walk in on it?

 

[CrowEater888]

Elliot: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Commetti never told you what happened to your father.


Basil: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!


Elliot: No, I am your father.


Basil: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Noooo! Noooooooo!

 

[Shinboner roo]

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Elliot: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Commetti never told you what happened to your father.

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Basil: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

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Elliot: No, I am your father.

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Basil: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Noooo! Noooooooo!

Cool m7

 

[hawkman]

Hey Basil. Have been listening to your commentary. How long do you think Norf will stay winless for?

 

[zackah]

Hey Bazza, favourite time slot to commentate?

You know, if you werent such a shit truck that got all the bad ones.

 

[db swannie]

Basil, do you even like any of the sports you commentate? Because your lack of excitement suggests that you don't.

Did Chappy say anything about rhetorical questions?*











*This may be construed as a rhetorical question.

 

[db swannie]

I have a two part question...

Hey Basil, if someone takes you out to a forest and kills you, and nobody sees it happen, would that be ok?

Where's the nearest forest to your house?

 

[Rankin_1925]

Hey Baz shifting gears here, is it time for WA to succeed from the rest of Australia and go it alone ? I think its time we cut the "arse" off and reaped our own rewards instead of stumping up the pensioner states with their hands out all the time. We could call that new Perth stadium the PCG and the new centralized stadium for the WFC ( Western Football Conference ) and the Eagles could play up to 17 games a year there. We could make all the rules up as we go along that favour our clubs here in the West and tax the fcuk out of the other clubs.

You're not very successful at intelligence are you?

 

[Asgardian]

Basil, do you even like any of the sports you commentate? Because your lack of excitement suggests that you don't.

He commentates under the influence of Sleep Apnoea

 

[hawkman]

Hey Basil

If you are going to the game in China, I hear the best way to get a good reputation is to be a political protester

 

[Doggies1972]

It's been suggested in another thread you are Mr Bean and Mr Squiggles love child. Is this true?

 

[David Schwarz]

Wow guys wel done. So many questions, so many thread bans to give out!

Hi Baz,

Remember when football commentators made the game exciting and called the game as it was without trying/pretending to be funny?? Wouldn't it be great to go back to that time instead of realising channel 7 is doing your game this week and thinking "Ah, ****. Channel 7 is doing my game this week. Now I have to watch on mute and think about my dead dog"?

Kind Regards,

Drabs 662

I think the punters want to hear rubbish as they're watching the footy, look at how successful 9 has been with the cricket since they moved from insightful commentary to pure trash

Basil,is it ok to turn your undies inside out and wear them for 2 days?

Only on the weekends and holidays.

Basil. I don't know much about you so I googled your name. Nice Greek wedding blog by your wife btw. She is above average? Well done. It's weird for some reason I thought you were like bosk. Nttawwt.

Thanks maryjames, my wife is pure souvlaki.

Hey Basil, Is it time to put a full stop to bad punctuation?

Let's put an indent into shitty grammar, get it?

Cheese twisties or chicken twisties?

Neither. Thread banned.

Dear Basil your thoughts on Avacado?

Avocado is to the food group what anyone named Ty is to football.

Also thread banned.

Hi Basil, my team keeps winning 5 in a row this season, only to get beaten by Collingwood by 29 points. My question is, why?

I think Geelong need some quick, possession getting midfielders, someone like a Sam Mitchell or a Jordan Lewis

Why do you call it a Parma and not a Parmy? You don't say Cuzza, Kerra, Maina or Judda?

You're a sick freak, get help during your thread ban.

Hello Basil,

Why doesn't TazHawk15 call the Cats straight setters anymore?

His love of tennis has disappeared since Tomic stopped playing in the Davis Cup

Basil Zempilas, whenever you're feeling down about the negative feedback online, keep in mind you're nowhere near the flog that Luke Darcy is

Thanks for the sentiment. I agree that Luke Darcy is about as sentiment as a dead flower garden.

Basil Zempilas, can you explain this to your adoring public?

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What's to explain, it was me doing a charity fundraiser for the "Justice for Ticket Scalpers" campaign

Hi Bayzit, just a quick question for you. Who nose what the future holds?

That's a question that has been asked for ears and ears.

When you were growing up did you dream of one day moderating The Bay?

What special tricks did you have to do to Chief?

Chief just likes a nice bottle of red, take away Nandos, and to sit next to the open fireplace

Basil, who is your favourite person at 7 to work with, and why?

It would probably be Tim Watson now that I lock the door of my office when he comes in

Hey Baz shifting gears here, is it time for WA to succeed from the rest of Australia and go it alone ? I think its time we cut the "arse" off and reaped our own rewards instead of stumping up the pensioner states with their hands out all the time. We could call that new Perth stadium the PCG and the new centralized stadium for the WFC ( Western Football Conference ) and the Eagles could play up to 17 games a year there. We could make all the rules up as we go along that favour our clubs here in the West and tax the fcuk out of the other clubs.

I think #WAxit needs to happen. We've got too many interstaters migrating freely to our state, we need to secure our rabbit fences.

Basil. What do you think about your replacement on Saturday Night Central? Sometimes you don't know what you have until it is gone.

I think he's a campaigner.

Basil Claus you ****, where's me ******* bike, I've opened all my presents and there's nuffin' there I like

You'll get what I give you and like it, like this thread ban.

Hi Basil,

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

Just asking for a friend.

African or European?

African or European?

Thread banned for stealing my line.

As a man who has fully admitted to stroking off Bruce McAvaney, what does it feel like to have the legend Steven Milne walk in on it?

I know you won't see this but I'm going to thread ban you anyway on principle.

Hey Basil. Have been listening to your commentary. How long do you think Norf will stay winless for?

Norf are in a real spot of bother, I can't see them winning a game all season.

Hey Bazza, favourite time slot to commentate?

You know, if you werent such a shit truck that got all the bad ones.

This post has made me so angry I've decided to thread ban db swannie .

I have a two part question...

Hey Basil, if someone takes you out to a forest and kills you, and nobody sees it happen, would that be ok?

Where's the nearest forest to your house?

I would ask you another proverbial, but you've been thread banned, bitch.

Hey Basil

If you are going to the game in China, I hear the best way to get a good reputation is to be a political protester

I'm going dressed as Donald Trump.

 

[QuietB]

Hey Basil, it is a star studded field. But who is the biggest knob at 7 footy?

List them in order please.

 

[Freofalcon]

Basil on TV.

Basil on the radio.

Basil on Big Footy.

**** you Basil.

 

[ChappyUK]

Hey Basil

If you are going to the game in China, I hear the best way to get a good reputation is to be a political protester