Ask Basil

[juice t]

Dear Basil, who is the best sports presenter at Channel 7 Perth and why is it you?

 

[Smeg Head]

Basil on TV.

Basil on the radio.

Basil on Big Footy.

**** you Basil.

Can't even threadban people properly too.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Hey Bas, is it derby or derby? I say derby but some say derby. anyway if you get a minute let me know.


Ps ever thought of a nose job?

 

[Elite Master]

Basil, you are jewish aren't you?

 

[David Schwarz]

Can't even threadban people properly too.

Really? Let me try again on you

 

[zackah]

Basinopolous what does the last man standing in this thread win?

 

[Freofalcon]

Basinopolous what does the last man standing in this thread win?

A lesson on Who's Who in the AFL.

Someone has to teach him.

 

[David Schwarz]

Basinopolous what does the last man standing in this thread win?

A lifetime supply of nasal spray, signed by me

 

[Reppie]

Hey Basil, what Thyme did you do Rosemary?

 

[David Schwarz]

Hey Basil, what Thyme did you do Rosemary?

Around the same thyme that I watched a meme called peanut butter lemon thyme

 

[packedbrunch]

Dearest Basil

What are your thoughts on filithy spankas and dirty bennies?

Also who is the biggest spanka at 7?

Much love Packedbruch

 

[Tom_Thumb]

You're not very successful at intelligence are you?

Pensioner Alert !! don't like the idea of having to pay for something yourself eh ?

 

[db swannie]

OOOOH I've been unbanned for the Fred.

Next question: How much Coke have you hoovered up with that inordinately sized proboscis of yours?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Which Channel seven personality is most likely to photocopy their backside at the christmas party?

 

[db swannie]

Have you ever been to Glen Jackovich's house? Does it have a dungeon? Is it bigger or smaller than yours? The dungeon I mean...

 

[db swannie]

Do you breathe in or out on your backswing?

 

[db swannie]

Basil, have you tried auto erotic asphyxiation? If so, did you focus on the nose?

 

[Plugger35]

Hey Basil

Is there any truth to the rumour that the road safety commission originally used you in this ad instead of Cometti but too many people tried to run you over?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Hey Basil

Who's the biggest spanner at Channel 7? You or Luke Darcy?

 

[Packedlunch]

Hey Basil, where the phark are you!

 

[db swannie]

Hey Basil, are you in any related to the mod David Schwartz by any chance?

 

[oogac]

Basil

 

[Packedlunch]

Hey Basil, are you in any related to the mod David Schwartz by any chance?

Another one cracked dibbles , I don't know how you keep doing it!

 

[Packedlunch]

Basil

Basil with a runny nose?

 

[TerryWallet]

Hi Bas,



Your thoughts?