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Best part is i cant even remember it, So i couldnt get in shit for it
Best part is i cant even remember it, So i couldnt get in shit for it
Word to the wise, If he is bigger then you i wouldnt do it
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You know what, I've never dated a chick where her father was in Melbourne. They were always either interstate, in the country, or missing in action. Works out well.
Plus, they'd have to be pretty big.
AH nothing much, the usual. The little booklet, the sticker, lanyard... oh yeah and the membership card.
Never gotten the membership cards THIS early. I actually got a call from my mum this afternoon:
Mum : "Did you get the letter from the club saying your membership was due"
Me: "Ive already GOT my membership."
Mum: "No, the letter... reminding you its due"
Me: "IVE GOT MY MEMBERSHIP ALREADY, WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND".
Well, if your going to Impress, Stay home and cook maggi noodles that will win over the mum (or the sock your going to stuff down your pants) Then the dad will be hard to win over (keep in mind my father in law goes for whorethorn) I would get him drunk and tell him about how good his daughters head jobs are, Thats what i did, now we only ever have to see them at xmas, its a good thing.[/quote]
That's gold!
Don't yell at your mum!!
D
Oh i love these people they are everywhere now days, Infact there was this girl trying to flog me a BP mastercard the otherday At the BP servo,As im paying for fuel with my fuelcard, anyway i went to her lil makeshift desk and she starts giving me the run down,bla bla bla save me money bla bla, So after awhile i asked her if she liked it nasty, anyway she lent over table and wispered in my ear............... I want you to kiss me........ on my booty, Well that did it for me, I got the card.
Oh i love these people they are everywhere now days, Infact there was this girl trying to flog me a BP mastercard the otherday At the BP servo,As im paying for fuel with my fuelcard, anyway i went to her lil makeshift desk and she starts giving me the run down,bla bla bla save me money bla bla, So after awhile i asked her if she liked it nasty, anyway she lent over table and wispered in my ear............... I want you to kiss me........ on my booty, Well that did it for me, I got the card.
Hahahaha
Still doesnt answer my original question. I swear "OF" makes Neighbours looks like an Academy Award winning show. I cant believe I wasted 10 minutes of my life watching it. It's not even one of those "so bad its good" show, like Pacific Drive. LOL- does anyone remember that late night soapie?!? Me and my mate watched it religiously.
Never heard of it. It sounds fascinating but.
I'll chuck in "Breakers" or "Paradise Beach" as noms for worst shows.
Oh and more recent ones: "The OC" and "Gilmore Girls" AND "McLeod Daughters".
All shit.
All the show you are talking about are ghay, But your a chick and ghay chicks are cool in my book
how did you come up with lion gobber?
MMM gay.......................
how did you come up with lion gobber?
Just came to me, I know your not Geelongs biggest fan, so i looked for somthing to attack you with, Gooner/Gobber its all the same to me, I just see red when i find people on BF who are here to bag my team. I do find it funny tho,
I aslo get told 100 times a day that im a Bigdropkick or bigdropc#nt but they dont have the sting, Like been called a penis sucker.
what the............... i just used the C word and it stayed didnt ****<<<<< do that ?
