Ask Billy Ray

[Billy ray]

A

Where do I buy one of those hanging egg chair things? I have found some $600 plus things but am more after a $200 bunnings type deal.

Aliexpress

 

[Billy ray]

Will i get a new job next year. And when and where will it be?



/no sexual jokes either pls thanx

Yes. Around april.
you will need to drive a bit but will get a company car

 

[craigos]

Yes. Around april.
you will need to drive a bit but will get a company car

Taxi driver. Nice.

 

[Perth gal]

Billy,

is there any nice , avail, normal, caring, kind , emtionally available, hardworking, intelligent and interested men still out there?

 

[Shell]

Taxi driver. Nice.

Nah im not Indian or Pakistani whoawhosaidthat?!

 

[Shell]

Yes. Around april.
you will need to drive a bit but will get a company car

Im looking or i will look for something close to home.

So incorrect i want a refund please

 

[Billy ray]

Taxi driver. Nice.

Shebah???

 

[Billy ray]

Billy,

is there any nice , avail, normal, caring, kind , emtionally available, hardworking, intelligent and interested men still out there?

Absolutely there are. I see good things for you in may/june

 

[Perth gal]

Yay

 

[the_interloper]

Billy,

is there any nice , avail, normal, caring, kind , emtionally available, hardworking, intelligent and interested men still out there?

I think there's one bloke like this in Armenia but that's it for the world.

 

[Billy ray]

bump.

its a complex time of the year, so maybe you need some advice.
hit me up and i'll help you choose which way to go in the fork in the road

 

[Quivorir]

Billy, its 12 days til Christmas and still have nothing for my wife. What should I do?

 

[the_interloper]

Billy ray any tips for surviving the office Xmas party?

 

[Billy ray]

Billy, its 12 days til Christmas and still have nothing for my wife. What should I do?

divorce?

but if you love her, book a day spa experience. i find they appreciate a service more than a good.

 

[Billy ray]

Billy ray any tips for surviving the office Xmas party?

pretend you thought it was a costume party. an 80s theme. dress up as ned kelly he died in 1880s i think. now noone can see your face and eye rolls

 

[the_interloper]

pretend you thought it was a costume party. an 80s theme. dress up as ned kelly he died in 1880s i think. now noone can see your face and eye rolls

 

[Quivorir]

divorce?

but if you love her, book a day spa experience. i find they appreciate a service more than a good.

Thanks for both suggestions, however her birthday was just last month and I got her (us) a day spa experience for that. I was thinking a weekend away at some shitty hut in the middle of nowhere that people seem to enjoy. What are your thoughts?

 

[Billy ray]

Thanks for both suggestions, however her birthday was just last month and I got her (us) a day spa experience for that. I was thinking a weekend away at some shitty hut in the middle of nowhere that people seem to enjoy. What are your thoughts?

has she ever shown interest in a shitty hut? maybe buy a magazine with a story or photos of a shitty hut and see if she shows interest

 

[Quivorir]

Divorce it is. Thanks Billy.

 

[Billy ray]

Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpville.
Population: you

 

[Syd]

Divorce it is. Thanks Billy.

So she gets your shitty hut then.

Simples

 

[Shell]

Billy Ray will I have a job offer by the end of this week?

 

[Billy ray]

Billy Ray will I have a job offer by the end of this week?

they'd be mad if you do not as you are the perfect candidate

 

[SugarShane]

Pulled/strained a muscle between my spine and upper shoulder blade yesterday. Not interested in chiropractors or any of that other poky poky quackery. Thoughts?

 

[Billy ray]

Pulled/strained a muscle between my spine and upper shoulder blade yesterday. Not interested in chiropractors or any of that other poky poky quackery. Thoughts?

ah man that bites.
have you tried activated almonds?

they are hard to come by, so maybe a heatpack for 5 mins every hour, and if you can take them, some anti-inflams