Ask Billy Ray

[SugarShane]

ah man that bites.
have you tried activated almonds?

they are hard to come by, so maybe a heatpack for 5 mins every hour, and if you can take them, some anti-inflams

I only have inactive almonds but will give the other tips a go

 

[Over The Post]

BR, I'm coming (not!) up to the sixth year of my current drought. What point marks the transition from regular masturbator to incel?*

* Edit: apart from my name badge changing to teal colour

 

[Shell]

 

[Billy ray]

BR, I'm coming (not!) up to the sixth year of my current drought. What point marks the transition from regular masturbator to incel?

2500 days, so its getting close

 

[Over The Post]

Thanks. Should I warn the neighbours or just let them have their moment of acting all surprised for the news cameras when the swarms of heavily armed police descend?

 

[Billy ray]

Thanks. Should I warn the neighbours or just let them have their moment of acting all surprised for the news cameras when the swarms of heavily armed police descend?

dont talk to the neighbours. the surprise and 'he seemed like a normal guy' and 'never know who lives next to you' quotes never get old

 

[PT Bar None]

Billy ray I'm thinking of substituting Passionfruit liqueur for passionfruit pulp in the recipe for Hurricanes.

How will this work out for me?

 

[CakeEater]

Billy ray I'm thinking of substituting Passionfruit liqueur for passionfruit pulp in the recipe for Hurricanes.

How will this work out for me?

Not that Im billy, but this drink looks interesting whats in it?

 

[CakeEater]

Billy ray

What is the optimal amount of times to play this song on a road trip to get my son to sleep?

 

[PT Bar None]

Not that Im billy, but this drink looks interesting whats in it?

• 2 ounces light rum
• 2 ounces dark rum
• 1 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
• 1 ounce orange juice, freshly squeezed
• 1/2 ounce passion fruit puree
• 1/2 ounce simple syrup
• 1 teaspoon grenadine
• Garnish: orange half-wheel
• Garnish: preserved cherry

Sweet fruit bomb!

 

[Hawk Dork]

• 2 ounces light rum
• 2 ounces dark rum
• 1 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
• 1 ounce orange juice, freshly squeezed
• 1/2 ounce passion fruit puree
• 1/2 ounce simple syrup
• 1 teaspoon grenadine
• Garnish: orange half-wheel
• Garnish: preserved cherry

Sweet fruit bomb!

in a monster plastic cup as you walk down bourbon street during mardi gras

 

[Mofra]

Dear Billy Ray, your campaign appears to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

 

[Over The Post]

... something something by not scamming people out of airfare refunds due to covid for the past two years something something...

 

[CakeEater]

• 2 ounces light rum
• 2 ounces dark rum
• 1 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
• 1 ounce orange juice, freshly squeezed
• 1/2 ounce passion fruit puree
• 1/2 ounce simple syrup
• 1 teaspoon grenadine
• Garnish: orange half-wheel
• Garnish: preserved cherry

Sweet fruit bomb!

Did you ever try a hand grenade drink in New Orleans,?

I dont think my liver has ever been the same.

 

[Billy ray]

Billy ray I'm thinking of substituting Passionfruit liqueur for passionfruit pulp in the recipe for Hurricanes.

How will this work out for me?

amazingly. i am going to do that myself

 

[Billy ray]

Billy ray

What is the optimal amount of times to play this song on a road trip to get my son to sleep?

24 times.

 

[Billy ray]

Dear Billy Ray, your campaign appears to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

a tough question. but a fair one. Mofra, there is no single answer

 

[CakeEater]

24 times.

Are you going to pay for my psychiatrist bills listening to it so many times?

 

[Billy ray]

Are you going to pay for my psychiatrist bills listening to it so many times?

you will have those bills regardless
play 24 times, child sleeps, you go nuts
don't play, child doesn't sleep, you go nuts

 

[craigos]

Is an itchy anus a sign of coming into money? Uncle Geoff returned from Beijing one Xmas and wouldn't stop letting everyone know he was about to become rich.

 

[Over The Post]

When I was a kid my mum said it was worms from eating paper. I'm interested in Billy's take on this.

 

[Billy ray]

Is an itchy anus a sign of coming into money? Uncle Geoff returned from Beijing one Xmas and wouldn't stop letting everyone know he was about to become rich.

no, itchy right palm is coming into money. itchy anus is coming into meeting people, usually nurses and doctors

 

[Shell]

Billy ray one more job question.

I'll put them in order of the order I interview/ed for them (so they are not my own personal preference). Job 1, Job 2, Job 3.

Which one am I going to get, if any?

 

[Billy ray]

Billy ray one more job question.

I'll put them in order of the order I interview/ed for them. Job 1, Job 2, Job 3.

Which one am I going to get, if any?

you will get two offers and have to choose!

 

[Shell]

you will get two offers and have to choose!

Which two?