Ask Billy Ray

[Thegibbsgamble]

Billy,

I've noticed in shopping centers beaches and servos a lot lot of hormonal females. Some of the approaches straight out of a Sharon stone or maddonna movie. Since the one night stands will be recreational, we won't be breaking social distancing laws?

And I should I bother, let alone care if they're married or taken?

 

[Billy ray]

Billy,

I've noticed in shopping centers beaches and servos a lot lot of hormonal females. Some of the approaches straight out of a Sharon stone or maddonna movie. Since the one night stands will be recreational, we won't be breaking social distancing laws?

And I should I bother, let alone care if they're married or taken?

You are allowed up to two guests. So find two willing participants and rock on

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

You are allowed up to two guests. So find two willing participants and rock on

its really hard to have to turn so many down. It's quite depressing,. Most women don't like rejection. They take it personally. They obsess over things kike

Am I to fat
Am I to old
Is my bum to big
Is my **** to small
am I to ugly
To young

Its a great burden we irresistible men carry around, hurting women where ever we go

 

[PT Bar None]

Was your father really a preacher?

 

[Hawk Dork]

Was your father really a preacher?

Yes he was, he was
Ooh, yes he was

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

What's the average airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?

 

[Billy ray]

What's the average airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?

african or european?

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

african or european?

What? I can't answer that.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Cash is King]

Hey Billy, I’ve got a concern.
We were nice enough to let our cousin live with us but she is behaving like a slag and spending nights elsewhere (most likely banging someone) which as you would know is illegal in this current climate.
Should we boot her and send her back to her parents in the country?

 

[Billy ray]

Hey Billy, I’ve got a concern.
We were nice enough to let our cousin live with us but she is behaving like a slag and spending nights elsewhere (most likely banging someone) which as you would know is illegal in this current climate.
Should we boot her and send her back to her parents in the country?

If you are Tasmanian or from Uzbekistan I would suggest sleeping with her before kicking her out.
if you are of sound mind yes, give her one warning and if she does it again pack her bags for her And send her on her way

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Billy,

She is almost 20 years older than me, single and very active. She has a few million dollars and sine high level contacts. She would enter in a friend's with benifits type of thing. Is it wrong if I use all my skills to satisfy her on such a level she will be handing over blank cheques? Then spend the money on a crack head with a hot body?

 

[Billy ray]

Billy,

She is almost 20 years older than me, single and very active. She has a few million dollars and sine high level contacts. She would enter in a friend's with benifits type of thing. Is it wrong if I use all my skills to satisfy her on such a level she will be handing over blank cheques? Then spend the money on a crack head with a hot body?

Sounds like a plan to pursue. Good luck

 

[Syd]

Hey Billy, I’ve got a concern.
We were nice enough to let our cousin live with us but she is behaving like a slag and spending nights elsewhere (most likely banging someone) which as you would know is illegal in this current climate.
Should we boot her and send her back to her parents in the country?

The post picture function not working??

 

[CakeEater]

Is emu export better drunk warm or cold?

 

[Billy ray]

Is emu export better drunk warm or cold?

No

 

[CakeEater]

No

Not drunk at all?

 

[Billy ray]

Not drunk at all?

If there is an alternative, take it. If bush chook or turps, go turps

 

[Billy ray]

Just jokes. Defn drink it cold. Ice cold

 

[CakeEater]

If there is an alternative, take it. If bush chook or turps, go turps

Ive seen the effect of turps on a person not sure thats true.

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

Billy,

The majority of covid cases in Australia have been brought here by white people. . Now when it's time to ease the severe restrictions, obviously while people should be last. Take for example halls creek, the hospital covers a 590 km radius and some vulnerable indigenous communities in the Kimberly. A doctor was recently sent there by the wa gov, as result of the policy of beefing shit up. That doctor had recently returned from overseas and has now infected 3 of their staff at that small regional hospital. This is more stupid white fellah shit.

But who should be first?

The Chinese have a handle on things, know how to look after themselves. There's a case they should be the first to experience easing of restrictions and social distancing.

Maybe the Indians? They've had it pretty hard during that crisis, we all need fuel for our car and they've been standing behind the counter taking our money. Selling us important things like ciggerettes and condoms. They've also been driving our cabs and delivering our food on pushbike. They have proven hard workers who survived the covid horror.

What about the sudenese, if we let them out first, nobody gonna break the rules with teenagers roaming empty streets with machetes. The police can get a break, chance for a donut.

Which way do you think the mining executives running out country will go..

 

[Billy ray]

Billy, why don’t they make a dark chocolate caramello koala?

 

[Billy ray]

Great question.
because they are idiots

 

[Billy ray]

as we head towards the silly season, people reflect on a year like no other, and all sorts of questions are raised and you need someone to turn to with assistance, its time to bump this thread.
no judgement
nothing in it for me
i will help you decide on something
or just be an ear for you


(plus im getting quiet at work and bored)

 

[Quivorir]

Where do I buy one of those hanging egg chair things? I have found some $600 plus things but am more after a $200 bunnings type deal.

 

[Shell]

Will i get a new job next year. And when and where will it be?



/no sexual jokes either pls thanx