Off-topic Ask Dr Phil.

[Footy Is The Win]

Fellas is it gay to put your wife in the mood for loving?

When I come home covered in grease and dripping with sweat, and it's pay day, that seems to work for me.

 

[Feraligatr]

Not at all. But the suggestion of getting my Dad bod out and working on the car with nothing wrong with it will make her think Ive lost the plot. Perhaps a pity root is the angle there.

Got to admit. I'm a bit of a dad bod girl.

Also, a root is a root is it not?

 

[Pistol Night]

Got to admit. I'm a bit of a dad bod girl.

Also, a root is a root is it not?

100%. Unless you’re in prison

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Got to admit. I'm a bit of a dad bod girl.

Also, a root is a root is it not?

We can't help it, we just got what it takes.

 

[Feraligatr]

100%. Unless you’re in prison

They tell me any hole is a goal

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Fellas is it gay to put your wife in the mood for loving?

The problem is with that plan is that it can actually backfire, if you do it too well (getting her frisky) she may want to be serviced all night, and at my age, i'm not the Marathon Man I used to be.

 

[Pistol Night]

They tell me any hole is a goal

Depends if you’re having the shot or the “goal umpire”.

 

[Pistol Night]

The problem is with that plan is that it can actually backfire, if you do it too well (getting her frisky) she may want to be serviced all night, and at my age, i'm not the Marathon Man I used to be.

Put a Sam Walsh poster on her back and you’ll be set

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Depends if you’re having the shot or the “goal umpire”.

Scott2clarkson

 

[the avoca drover]

Women find men doing household chores sexy and also working on a farm or in a mechanics with your shirt off.

When I was rebuilding our verandah, Mrs Drover was getting toey when I put my tool belt on.

 

[V23]

When I was rebuilding our verandah, Mrs Drover was getting toey when I put my tool belt on.

“Is that a claw hammer on your belt, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Actually…both!”

 

[James Colorado]

When I was rebuilding our verandah, Mrs Drover was getting toey when I put my tool belt on.

So how long did you stretch the job out for? 1 year? 2 years?

 

[Pistol Night]

So how long did you stretch the job out for? 1 year? 2 years?

Long enough to seal the deal and then called a tradie

 

[the avoca drover]

So how long did you stretch the job out for? 1 year? 2 years?

It took a couple of months to do.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Dr.Phil, my friend Will Ferrell has recently been to marriage counseling and is struggling with monogamy.

Please watch this video of the session and give me your thoughts

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dear Dr. Phil, AP has no penis - how can it be that he’s such a w***er?

They tell me any hole is a goal

In AFL only 1 hole is a goal and the other 2 are behinds

 

[Cyclops]

Thread says its Dr Phil but it reads more like Heart Balm.

Some top tips in here, will mention the "tool belt" (do you mean a strap on, right?) to Mrs Cyclops. I mean, it's not exactly my cup of tea but happy wife, happy life.

Anyone remember the "sexual positions named after AFL players" thread? The was a cracker. Never tried the "Travis Cloke", prolly just as well.

 

[zackah]

Dr Phil will be taking a 2 week leave of absence

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Dr Phil will be taking a 2 week leave of absence

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Dr Phil will be taking a 2 week leave of absence

Its the greatest gift for the New Year anyone could have hoped for !



#GoatModDoingGoatThings

 

[philreich]

Dr.Phil, my friend Will Ferrell has recently been to marriage counseling and is struggling with monogamy.

Please watch this video of the session and give me your thoughts

A man appeared in a Melbourne court today, charged with bigamy. However in dismissing the case, the judge argued that having 2 mothers in law was punishment enough.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Feraligatr How awesome is Aristotle Pickett finally getting the punishment he so richly deserves and 2 weeks banned from the bay ?



2024 is off to an absolute rip snorter.

A Celtics/Carlton NBA Championship quinella on the cards in 2024 !

It's going to be an Everything coming up Elmer year

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Not a good start to new year Rhichmond

 

[FISTO]

Dr Phil,

Get a haircut campaigner

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Dr Phil,

Get a haircut campaigner