Ask Ricky Anything

[db swannie]

How do I stop my wife smoking?

Pour water on her?

 

[Catscratch]

Look, I've been really desperate and pathetic before; like so low I've sold my pubes to a wig maker to pay for my Bath Salts habit after flushing my life down the shitter chasing teenage trim!

But even compared to me, you're a real piece of shit you cousin rooting degenerate!

#TootToot!

And you're a no talented pathetic cretin, loser!