Analysis Assistant Changes for 2023

[NoddyHolder]

No changes. If ken gets another year they can all go out together and give the incoming coach a clean slate in '24.

 

[PowerBaz]

No changes. If ken gets another year they can all go out together and give the incoming coach a clean slate in '24.

That's why I reckon they shuffle and 'add' someone of no significance.

I'd send Bass to the backline and move Chad on. The replace with someone to go up forward.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

It would be very Ken Hinkley to throw Cornes under the bus and sack him to be his scapegoat actually

 

[Windy Cindy]

Lol if Ken Hinkley is still perched at the top of the coaching tree who actually gives a s**t?
Here they go with yet another round of "we're going to put a really strong support team around Kenny" bullshit. Hahaha. Rinse and repeat. Holy f**king s**t!!!

agree, we have see this before

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

No decent assistant will go near us - that’s why we’ve got ******* Chad Cornes as our backline coach

 

[finbarr]

Chad Cornes was an attacking defender anyway. He was put down back to start attacking moves off half back. As a defender he only survived because arm chopping was basically legal back then.
His best football was when he moved into the midfield.

 

[Lefti93]

Hinkley remains in the big deck chair, with a slightly smaller, and less impressive, chair next to it for Jordan.

Bring in Noble and Cameron as senior assistant and development coach respectively, get Primus back as a midfield coach, move Chadbro to Magpies coach and Lokan can be our runner. Bring Westhoff in as defence coach and Monty/Bassett can rotate who gets to stock Ken's coke cans each week while the other coaches our forward line. Fitness staff remain as is but are topped up randomly with various PT's operating at Grange beach on the weekends.

Barry Curtain to replace Richo as CEO and Holey Moley Ransom to be anointed as Commander-in-Chief by David Kuck.

Alfie Trebilcock gets sacked.

David Kuck, that's the best

 

[PowerLil]

Hinkley remains in the big deck chair, with a slightly smaller, and less impressive, chair next to it for Jordan.

Bring in Noble and Cameron as senior assistant and development coach respectively, get Primus back as a midfield coach, move Chadbro to Magpies coach and Lokan can be our runner. Bring Westhoff in as defence coach and Monty/Bassett can rotate who gets to stock Ken's coke cans each week while the other coaches our forward line. Fitness staff remain as is but are topped up randomly with various PT's operating at Grange beach on the weekends.

Barry Curtain to replace Richo as CEO and Holey Moley Ransom to be anointed as Commander-in-Chief by David Kuck.

Alfie Trebilcock gets sacked.

Please don't pigeon-hole Matthew Primus in with those bell ends. Matthew was a champion and club great whom was shafted and would have enjoyed having the rough end of a pineapple shoved up his clacker more than what he had to endure in the end.

 

[Jojay]

I mean look who we've brought in down there at the moment - Westhoff and Lobbe.

Not to denigrate these guys but for Koch to say our football dept wants for nothing well and truly sits well with describing himself as a professional bullshitter

 

[Rexie J]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/mark-robinson-on-where-alastair-clarkson-will-coach-in-2023/news-story/2d58972bc24a1a56920c1f5251a48bdb

Interesting

 

[ClintEastwood]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/mark-robinson-on-where-alastair-clarkson-will-coach-in-2023/news-story/2d58972bc24a1a56920c1f5251a48bdb

Interesting

Paywall.

All I see is this...

 

[finbarr]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/mark-robinson-on-where-alastair-clarkson-will-coach-in-2023/news-story/2d58972bc24a1a56920c1f5251a48bdb

Interesting

Amy chance you can copy and paste the relevant text for those of us who won't pay?

 

[Rexie J]

Amy chance you can copy and paste the relevant text for those of us who won't pay?

Shall try but not good at that stuff. Also, we don't pay, for some reason we got it free.

 

[PowerLil]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/afl/mark-robinson-on-where-alastair-clarkson-will-coach-in-2023/news-story/2d58972bc24a1a56920c1f5251a48bdb

Interesting

Can we see more please? Pay walled.

 

[finbarr]

Shall try but not good at that stuff. Also, we don't pay, for some reason we got it free.

Screen shots?

 

[Jojay]

Shall try but not good at that stuff. Also, we don't pay, for some reason we got it free.

Or tell us how you get it free?

 

[Rexie J]

AFL 2022: Brett Montgomery first name to surface as Port Adelaide considers changes to footy dept​

Hot on the heels of Port Adelaide president David Koch saying ‘something has got to change’ after a horror season, an upheaval in the club’s football department seems likely.

Montgomery has overseen the midfield unit, but is expected to weigh up his options for next season.


That's about as exciting as it gets - sorry.

 

[finbarr]

Lol how completely and predictably underwhelming.

 

[Jojay]

So Monty to be made the scapegoat? While Ken, chadbro and Freddy Bassett are safe as houses?

Lol the one bloke of the current crop, we should keep. We're in a much deeper world of pain than first thought.

 

[TazD]

Literally the last person who should be looked at lmao

 

[Jojay]

Literally the last person who should be looked at lmao

Or has he seen enough and done a Schofield?

 

[Powerade 08]

I like how its always the fault of the most competent, probably highest paid assistants in the box. Just an excuse to further cut costs.

Maybe Cassisi can take up the role part-time.

 

[rumoursofwinter]

Cant blame monty if he jumps ship. The rest of the footy department will be unemployable. Im really feeling done with kochies club.

 

[finbarr]

I like how its always the fault of the most competent, probably highest paid assistants in the box. Just an excuse to further cut costs.

Maybe Cassisi can take up the role part-time.

Just an excuse to put up a facade of change while getting rid of perhaps the final surviving Hinkley contrarian in the box.

 

[Jojay]

I'd be getting as far away as possible from this dumpster fire too