Poo Mega Thread Attention: Coronavirus Doomsday Preppers - RUN FORREST RUN! ‘Wear a mask whilst driving your car alone or we all die’

[Laphroaig]

Remove all restrictions then you'll see how fatal it is.

Australia. 3600 known cases. Certainly more undetected cases. Near certainly hugely more undetected cases

14 deaths. 23 people in hospital. 4 of them in intensive care.

Which tells a story that has nothing at all to do with "restrictions".

The difference between widely held perception and reality reminds me of Poseidon shares.

 

[Lethality]

Australia. 3600 known cases. Certainly more undetected cases. Near certainly hugely more undetected cases

14 deaths. 23 people in hospital. 4 of them in intensive care.

Which tells a story that has nothing at all to do with "restrictions".

The difference between widely held perception and reality reminds me of Poseidon shares.

We have plenty of restrictions here, we're all in lockdown.

 

[Laphroaig]

We have plenty of restrictions here, we're all in lockdown.

Way to miss the point by the length of the Flemington straight, dopey.

 

[Lethality]

Way to miss the point by the length of the Flemington straight, dopey.

Whatever your point is supposed to be, you claimed this had nothing to do with restrictions, but obviously it does.

 

[Laphroaig]

Whatever your point is supposed to be, you claimed this had nothing to do with restrictions, but obviously it does.

Now approaching the length of the Hume highway.

 

[Lethality]

Now approaching the length of the Hume highway.

In which case your post missed the point of mine.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Shoutout to The unsung heroes of Straya during this crisis.

 

[leobarryustar]

Why pretended I wrote it? Got this thing on messenger bro.

*edit*
actually I wrote it and that damn pinhead you linked is plagiarizing me!!

So you got on messenger.

And you also wrote it.

 

[Lethality]

James Bond is in Paris in this one, so the taxi driver was drinking wine of course.

They just didn't care about stereotypes back then.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Re watching the early seasons of The Office again when it was great (before it got bogged down with all the irritating Jim and Pam romance crap)

Watching Casino Night, where Michael's attempts to juggle his two girlfriends comes unstuck


Kevin is so underrated, ditto Creed..

 

[Laphroaig]

In which case your post missed the point of mine.

Nah you are.

* me.

If the world ever needs proof that providing stupid people with access to unlimited information does not result in them becoming any less stupid, I'm nominating you for Exhibit A.

 

[Lethality]

Nah you are.

fu** me.

If the world ever needs proof that providing stupid people with access to unlimited information does not result in them becoming any less stupid, I'm nominating you for Exhibit A.

I'm not just repeating your accusation back to you, you replied to my post, and my point, if your post is not relevant to it, that would mean you initially missed the mark.

 

[Laphroaig]

 

[chelseacarlton]

I’ve just completed and opened my new bar after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Social Distancing Club opened last night and no one attended, an incredible night was had by no one.
We’ve gone broke and have closed, thank you for all your support.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Australia. 3600 known cases. Certainly more undetected cases. Near certainly hugely more undetected cases

14 deaths. 23 people in hospital. 4 of them in intensive care.

Which tells a story that has nothing at all to do with "restrictions".

The difference between widely held perception and reality reminds me of Poseidon shares.

Mate, where did you find the numbers around hospitalisation and ICU?

I can easily find numbers of infected, numbers deceased but couldn't find the other stats.

 

[Heathen]

I’ve just completed and opened my new bar after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Social Distancing Club opened last night and no one attended, an incredible night was had by no one.
We’ve gone broke and have closed, thank you for all your support.

The Gold Coast Suns like this.

 

[chelseacarlton]

The Gold Coast Suns like this.

WHO(World Health Organisation) implemented many of their suggestions from the suns modus operandi.

 

[Dinsdale]

I’ve just completed and opened my new bar after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Social Distancing Club opened last night and no one attended, an incredible night was had by no one.
We’ve gone broke and have closed, thank you for all your support.

couldnt you have had 1 bar-person and 1 patron in?

 

[A Cut Above]

I’ve just completed and opened my new bar after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Social Distancing Club opened last night and no one attended, an incredible night was had by no one.
We’ve gone broke and have closed, thank you for all your support.

You spent hundreds of grand replicating that depressing, degenerate experience of being the lone guy at the bar drowning his sorrows?

 

[chelseacarlton]

couldnt you have had 1 bar-person and 1 patron in?

I did, I got tired of running around the bar, ordering, running around, serving myself, running around and drinking.
I’ll just take my corporate handout and be thankful for my taxpayer funded retirement, the small business lifestyle never suited me anyway.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Well, that’s 2 s**t ideas covered...

 

[chelseacarlton]

Success

 

[Dinsdale]

Success
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well done, the first in the bay to make a dog ramp

 

[chelseacarlton]

well done, the first in the bay to make a dog ramp

Nailed it, didn’t use nails either!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Well, that’s 2 s**t ideas covered...
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I have taken on the task of building a grind rail out what we had in the garage. I decided to use joinery techniques I had never done before and don’t have tools for. I think corona might be cured before we get to skate this thing.

two days (corona days, so approx 3hrs actual work) and it’s still not off the ground.