Review Autopsy - Pies Too Hot for Freo

[ubiquitous226]

We just weren't good enough for long enough.

The effort was there this week but we didn't have the polish when it was needed.

 

[Ge3ks]

SACK LONGMUIR!

 

[Tonga Bob]

I asked for effort, at least we got that.

I asked for no injuries, but I was asking too much.

Bolton & Clark the best for us. We won most of the stat categories, apart from the one that mattered.

Tell me…

 

[Belnakor]

We just weren't good enough for long enough..

Good moments. The contest. Need to look at our systems. The boys will be disappointed.

 

[King Tenz]

Justin Longmuir

Justin Longmuir

Age

45

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.6

3star

.

Don't come Monday mate.

Take your boy Sam Switkowski

39

Sam Switkowski

Age

29

Ht

179cm

Wt

74kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.8

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

6.5

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

4.0

5star

G

0.4

3star

with you while you're at it.

 

[go_the_dockers]

Drop Switta, Frederick, Ryan

No idea who we should bring in, but all those 3 should go out

 

[BurnedScones]

Great effort!

We are ****ing average.

 

[Randomizor]

That’s it for me for a while. I cannot keep having JL waste my time like this. I’ve honestly better things to do.

 

[AstonSouffle]

Getting in early before floggas say otherwise, Erasmus was good when he came on.

Give him a run of games.

 

[Channels]

The club makes it really hard to support them far too often.

Goals per inside 50 at 18%. We’re a low IQ footy team.

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

C'mon Tonga Bob and ubiquitous226 do we really need two different autopsy threads after that pathetic effort? Merge the wallowing sadness please...

 

[fleur]

We’re a dumb football team

 

[Tonga Bob]

C'mon Tonga Bob and ubiquitous226 do we really need two different autopsy threads after that pathetic effort? Merge the wallowing sadness please...

Yes. Yes we do.

 

[noise36]

Chalk vs cheese, the gulf in class was vast.

Good - so little and so fleeting

• The boys gave effort I suppose
• Clark
• Bolton
• Warner with some clutch goal savings efforts

Bad - too much to list really

• Most players only played well for short periods then went missing
• Long bombing into forward fifty and turning it over
• So many dumb footballers making dumb decisions around the ground
• MJ goal and field kicking inside fifty is the stuff of nightmares, burned how many opportunities?
• Darcy is dead set useless
• Chappy so so bad responsible for multiple goals against
• The ease that pies moved the ball and got out the back of our defense , 14 marks I50 vs our 6.
• JL's game plan - everything looks hard because the slow play allows them to setup behind the ball. Its why their goals looked so easy and ours mostly looked hard.

This club has gone backwards

 

[Righteo]

63-34 inside 50's and we were comprehensively beaten. WTF even is that?

 

[academicbowl]

Simpson showed some signs , reckon we persist with him.
Erasmus was pretty good i thought, should give him a block of games to see if he's up to the level.
Season's pretty much dead so should trial some of the young guys to see what they've got, we won't be getting anything else out of this year.
Maybe a new coach with fresh ideas will get more out of this group, but it's hard to see this group achieving anything of note right now, mentally something isn't right

 

[Randomizor]

It’s embarrassing how many people are happy with “effort”. Mediocre club.

 

[DaveLister]

Shittest game plan in the league.

If anyone is happy because they brought effort, that’s embarrassing, that’s a non negotiable bare minimum.

Don’t care if he’s not sacked until after the season but if JLo is still at the club in 2026 I’m actually going to stop following the dockers.

 

[Dockers v Channel7West]

Composure going forward composure going forward composure going forward composure going forward

 

[believe_it]

We looked so much better with Jackson rucking. Hate to say it but I get the feeling Darcy’s body just can’t take it. Oh and jlo out!

 

[swanny1234]

Nothing honourable about this loss, if anyone is happy with this, check yourself… they rested 4 key players, had 30 less inside 50s and still won.
The coach is a fraud, and until he’s gone this club is absolutely in the bin.

 

[MadMundy]

I genuinely believe at this point that anyone who wants Longmuir to stay as coach is secretly hoping for us to fail, there's zero excuses at this point.

 

[Arkhitect]

• Shit game plan.
• Shit skills putting the ball inside 50.
• Shit forward craft by the forwards.

Win/lose/draw, this result never mattered in the context of this week. The team was always going to come out and respond. That's why I didn't go and watch live - it's not genuine change.

I care more about what happens next week when we play GWS in Sydney. Are the boys going to turn up and compete, or are they going to be insipid again?

 

[estibador]

How's Ryan throwing up his hands at his teammates after Elliot outworks him yet again to double back for another mark inside 50.

Chapman was the one on the mark, but he'd been involved at the start of the chain when Daicos did that great handball and then had to sprint 50m up the field to try cover your lazy ass.

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

If that was "effort" I'd hardly want to see a club with ill direction, abysmal decision making, garbage selections, nil game plan and no in game adjustments. But hey we saw "effort".