Autopsy Autopsy Thread vs St Kilda: The End Is Nigh

[Jonnoo]

Dogs got the spoon in 2013

GWS?

 

[darko]

GWS?

You are right. Dogs in 03 not 13.

 

[Gasometer]

Dogs got the spoon in 2013

....but but but....Sack Scotts.

 

[Gasometer]

Ummm, last year.

Lol

I lold.

 

[Gasometer]

I admire your emotionless pragmatism but I'm about to set myself on fire and poke forks into my eyes. What a horrible way to finish an awful season.

I know a Butcher who sells Sheep eyes.

Get Mrs Peanut to inbox me tomorrow morning.

 

[True North]

C'mon Bears next week.

 

[Jindrrk]

I am miserable during and after our gamer but angry and hitting things at Richmond winning like this. rofl

 

[Roosurgence]

We could always be Fremantle?

Their ladder position isn't a true reflection of their shitness, you only have to look at their percentage to know they have snuck a few lucky wins.

 

[Gasometer]

We could always be Fremantle?

Their ladder position isn't a true reflection of their shitness, you only have to look at their percentage to know they have snuck a few lucky wins.

Snuck a win against us iirc.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Snuck a win against us iirc.

Or two.

 

[Roosurgence]

Snuck a win against us iirc.

I know after Darwin Roos lovechild missed the easiest of goals.

Good miss in hindsight

 

[SMaturin]

Midfield, baby. It starts and ends in the midfield.

 

[Wild Bill]

Can you tell me the last team to win a premiership with in 10 years of getting the Wooden Spoon?

Bris won 3 in a row 3 years after the spoon.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Bris won 3 in a row 3 years after the spoon.

A couple of prelims and a fair injection of merged talent though.

 

[Roosurgence]

Ross Lyon may be looking to jump ship?

You know he doesn't like to hang around when a list looks ratshit.

New Collingwood Coach?

 

[hcd199]

Given our structures haven't looked good even when we were playing well, it's no surprise that they look completely incompetent now that we're doing poorly. But you'd like to think, after eight seasons, we wouldn't allow our opponents to have such easy transitions after practically every turnover. Tackle pressure was poor today - barely felt like a contest once the Saints got on top in the second quarter - and skills were far from ideal also. We continue to look absolutely lost without the ball most of the time.

As much as there are plenty of mitigating factors - young, inexperienced, beset by injuries, late in the season, no prospect of finals, &c. - these kinds of lacklustre performances shouldn't be acceptable. Too many players have too little impact, and the improvement you'd expect from many of the younger players (which we're already seeing to a limited extent) isn't going to cover for that problem, especially if the basic structural issues that've characterised Scott's entire coaching tenure to some degree or other are permitted to continue.

 

[RobZombie]

For a season where we've lost 16 games and only really had shockers in five of them, lot going OTT at where we're really at.

You should post more.

 

[Jack Bradley]

Mountford terrible again.

Has he got no tank? Looks like he isn't even trying.

What? I watched the first half and he was great

 

[Uneik]

Brad just said that players will be playing out of position today. Could be interesting.

A tank decision!

 

[Roosurgence]

What? I watched the first half and he was great

A couple of really poor efforts in the 2nd half, but not the Lone Ranger either.

 

[shniko11]

Ross Lyon may be looking to jump ship?

You know he doesn't like to hang around when a list looks ratshit.

New Collingwood Coach?

Heard Paul Roos say he wont be coaching Collingwood either BUT if Eddie called him he would be happy to sit down and have a coffee with him.

Sounds familiar.

 

[Jindrrk]

What? I watched the first half and he was great

He was in my honourable mention votes. Had a better 1st half but had some different tasks in the 2nd. Did well. Growing more confident each week.

 

[The chorus]

Can you tell me the last team to win a premiership with in 10 years of getting the Wooden Spoon?

The last time we won the wooden spoon we reached the grand final two years later and won the premiership the following year

 

[Jonnoo]

20 yr old Dec with 11 games under his belt is the least of our problems.

 

[The chorus]

I looked down early in the second quarter and saw Turner, Clarke, Mountford and Durdin on our backline and thought we would do well to keep the margin to under 100 points. We did well!