Event Awards Night

[pantskyle]

Well done Freakie.

You polled like shit tonight so at least you're not a complete loser.

 

[Gee Dub]

beez can we retrospectively award the best and fairest to me since ThePuppetMaster is shit and couldn't poll a vote to save himself. Our count was clearly biased.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Congratulations Wise Guy Sam ! You had a fantastic season and are a great leader of the club

The first Wonder to win an Moobs medal too

PS: Clearly the sim is racist, the Italian guy and Mexican guy didn't get a single vote.

What are you talking about, its all about Pant Supremacy! ****ing racists and their need for pants

 

[Deddy]

Congrats to pantskyle and Freakie both well deserving.

Oh and I heard Wise Guy Sam won something? Nah just joking buddy congrats, you deserved it.

 

[A Bit High]

Congrats Wise Guy Sam on a great season.

Well done to all the posters who contributed to the write ups - top draw lads

 

[okeydoke7]

Well done to all award winners and to Wise Guy Sam especially. A deserving winner if there ever was one.

 

[pantskyle]

What are you talking about, its all about Pant Supremacy! ******* racists and their need for pants

Why so mad brah?

 

[pantskyle]

Also thanks to boncer for doing tonight without a single problem.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Well done WGS and pants.

I'm trying to read before I post but I can't. I assume everybody is spamming rather than reading.

 

[Karnezis_13]

boncer34 needs to make an after-party thread as suggested by Smartys Power.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Why so mad brah?

What, other than the ****ing bias against me is some of these match reviews? Not much!

' A lot of bitterness and resentment was let off in this game, which included the Southern Dragons at the ugly situation RoaringUniLions put the club through'

Subtle, Bounc. ****ing Subtle.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

For what its worth.

Post in this order

S15 Round 6: Baghdad Bombers Vs Southern Dragons @ Abdu Prison
BOMBERS : 6.15.51
SDRAGONS : 9.10.64
The clash between the Bomber and Dragons in Round 6 will likely go down as one of the more uglier games seen in SFA history. The defending premiers shanked their way to a horrible loss at home kicking 6 goals out of 21 attempts. The goal kicking and state of play got so bad, the commentary team would compare the quality of the game to this woman.

Despite the ugly game play there was some brilliance amongst it. Dougthelegend racked up a game high 24 touches to go along with his 11 marks to be the stand out of the game by far and should attract the 3 votes. Loopy Cam was also good gathering 22 touches. Young stallion sainkildaman chimed in with a solid 18 disposals.

The winning side, the Dragons, were led by Captain Ljp86 as he pick up 18 disposals and kicked 2 very handy goals.WAG was also excellent with 17 disposals and a game high 9 tackles.

Prediction:
3/ dougthelegend. 2/ Ljp86. 1/ loopy cam

S15 Round 6: West Coast Wonder Vs Fighting Furies @ The Colosseum MOTR
WONDERS : 23.6.144
FURIES : 20.15.135
The MOTR lived up to the standard that was expected of it. The eventual Grand Final sides put on a spectacle for the huge home crowd of the Wonders. Both teams combined to score 43 goals, the commentators went on to say that is was one of the most sexy games they have ever seen, so sexy they likened the game to this female.

Being a high scoring match meant that the votes could be anyones. The Wonders main contributors were former Captain ClarkeM who picked up 32 touches and 2 goals. Drew23 grabbed 28 touches and Full Forward DemonJim kicked 5 goals.

The Furies stars were captain blood with 31 disposals, Equus had 27 as well as 3 goals and BILC had 29 disposals.

Prediction:
3/ ClarkeM 2/ Equus 1/ BILC

S15 Round 6: Roys FC Vs Geelong Gumbies @ Brunswick Junction Oval
ROYSFC : 16.17.113
GUMBIES : 12.13.85
The Roys strolled down to their home ground to tackle the Gumbies, it promised to be nothing special as the Roys are old and the Gumbies are cellar dwellers, but both teams put in a solid scoring game to keep the town folk happy. The Roys had their annual Bingo evening follow the game so that provided them with motovation, they managed to have 33 shots on goal and win by 28 points. The Roys being everyones 2nd team in the SFA even won a celerity fan as she wasdown under for a book tour of all the local RSL's.

For the winning Roys, 3KZ is Football starred with 26 touches and 2 goals, Made4September, more Made4July had a classy 26 touches and veteran fred chimed in with 3 goals and 5 behinds, not bad for an old guy.

Claypigeon was outstanding in a losing team with 26 touches and 5 tackles, whoopsman had 24 and a few goals while StFly had a lousy 28 touches.

Prediction:
3/ Claypigeon. 2/3KZ. 1/StFly

S15 Round 6: East Side Hawks Vs Mount Buller Demons @ Waverley Park
HAWKS : 19.6.120
DEMONS : 14.13.97
This Round 6 game saw 800+ posts, yes, 800+. I am sure a lot of it was HurleyGun owning everyone so I wont go bringing up any of the bad memories for those infected.....affected. Another entertaining game that saw 33 goals kicked. The Hawks eventually ran out 23 point winners. This game will forever go down in history as the game where Juggalo Balla met his date to the Mobbs medal.

The Hawks were represtented well across the park, now retired veteran Biggie had 25 touches, Larrikin had 24 as well as 12 hit outs and boncer34 starred with 3 touches.

DEMON PRIDE put in a splendid performance with 27 touches and 10 hit outs, Eth had 20 and Rhodesy_Blues kicked 4 goals.

Prediction:
3/ boncer34. 2/ Larrikin. 1/ Biggie.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Dear @SFA,

It is a huge honour to win the award named after someone admire so much (except for team Boner V Team Moobs...he can G&GF then) in the SFA. I'm excited, stoked, thrilled and a little bit aroused that my premiership season has concluded with the Mobbs Medal.

I'm thankful to ClarkeM and ShaunDuggan for teaching me well and I'm so happy that I can bring a Mobbs medal to the West Coast Wonders. A special mention to my good pal spookism without you, this wouldn't be possible. Sam goes to all my other pal's in the SFA. You know who you are.

I want to thank absolutely everyone for all the support I have got since joining the SFA. It really fuels me to be the best SFA player I can be.

This award it a special one and I will cherish it (unless they sell for loads of cash, so I can afford to buy
The Half Back 's EKA medal from him). I've won a premiership, a best and fairest, been first pick in the all stars and now I've got a Mobbs medal but that doesn't give me an excuse to not continue to strive to be the best.
I'm now a captain of the SFA so it's my duty to inspire my team in the same way that all those in the league have inspired me.

Keep posting to your best, so maybe one day you can be as awesome as me

Your pal,

Wise Guy Sam

 

[Fred]

A good job by all involved and congrats to those wot won something.

 

[Igloo]

and since TRAWP didn't turn up (from what I saw, anyway), I claim all rights to Jennifer Lawrence. Victory!

 

[Smartys Power]

boncer34 needs to make an after-party thread as suggested by Smartys Power.

It doesn't have to be straight away. Mila and I are just sitting here enjoying each others company .

 

[Papa Juggs]

Well done Freakie too bad the Roys are still crap.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Dear @SFA,

It is a huge honour to win the award named after someone admire so much (except for team Boner V Team Moobs...he can G&GF then) in the SFA. I'm excited, stoked, thrilled and a little bit aroused that my premiership season has concluded with the Mobbs Medal.

I'm thankful to ClarkeM and ShaunDuggan for teaching me well and I'm so happy that I can bring a Mobbs medal to the West Coast Wonders. A special mention to my good pal spookism without you, this wouldn't be possible. Sam goes to all my other pal's in the SFA. You know who you are.

I want to thank absolutely everyone for all the support I have got since joining the SFA. It really fuels me to be the best SFA player I can be.

This award it a special one and I will cherish it (unless they sell for loads of cash, so I can afford to buy
The Half Back 's EKA medal from him). I've won a premiership, a best and fairest, been first pick in the all stars and now I've got a Mobbs medal but that doesn't give me an excuse to not continue to strive to be the best.
I'm now a captain of the SFA so it's my duty to inspire my team in the same way that all those in the league have inspired me.

Keep posting to your best, so maybe one day you can be as awesome as me

A legend of the SFA,

Wise Guy Sam

Although you'd never say it yourself, EFA.

 

[Eth]

 

[Grockadoc]

Round fifteen

Filthys predicted votes: 3
Filthys actual votes: 0

Bitches be trollin

I polled 16 votes, and they still spelt my name wrong. That's trollin'

 

[Gibbsy]

Awesome work WGS. About time you have a medal around your neck.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

P.s Thanks to boncer34 Mobbenfuhrer and Loopy for running a great season and competition.

And now that I've started to win stuff, lets seriously talk about those profile medals.

 

[boncer34]

Season 11 seems so long ago

 

[Grockadoc]

Congrats WGS, well deserved winner

Happy with my season, could have played better in some games, but hopefully I continue this form into next season.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Not winning the eka must've really driven him to greatness.

No regrets over the fuss I caused at the time.