Would you say you like the Sweet FA better these days ... or those days? Why?
Oh, for sure now. The SFA is a million times better now. We used to play on old Commodore 64's with 8 bit screens and now we're in 1080p. Doesn't get much better than what it does now. Plus the games come and go a lot quicker. Back then it'd take 1 week* just to complete the match. Both ladies and gentlemen alike were exhausted.
What do you like best about "modern" fantasy footy?
Definitely the rotations. 1 minute you could be a small forward bagging goals from the pocket, the next minute and ruckman and dominating the hitouts. Extended time on the bench is also nice when you want to tuck away a couple of legumes.
What do you like least about ^ ^ ^?
Not a huge fan of legumes.
How excited do you get over match results? Come on, say it. It's just you and me here.
Ok, lets be honest. A close game is a good game. When I've bagged 6 or 7 and we're up by 62 points, the fun starts to get minimal. Slam on a few more and we're up by 74 and it starts to get beyond a joke.
tugga chips in with a goal and
BILC slides home a behind or two... up to 81.
Filthy Sanchez rushes them a behind, but
TheCuzEffect receives from
Nuffers on the kick-in for another behind to us - still at 81.Finally
Equus rushes them another behind and thats the end of the match. So an 80 point victory, in the end, is satisfying but not ideal. I'd prefer to win by more.
How well is the competition being run, iyho?
I do no run the SFA. This is an interview more about me.
Could expansion teams attract you to move team?
Never.
How much longer do you think you can keep pulling the boots on?
As long as the coach wants me in the team and I'm active enough to stay in the team.
Which map is better? Speck's or Mobbs'. More information please on why you said Mobbs'
Mobbs, I don't even understand this question. What the hell?
Do you have any higher ambitions in fantasy footy?
I would like to kick the most goals in a season. I would like to have the post possessions in a season. I would like the most hitouts in a season. All in the same season.
If you could make one change to the game, it would be ... ?
Actual player payments. Like, for real. Direct deposit straight into my bank account.
Have you ever considered doing away with your real-life existence altogether, and living solely within the confines of the Sweet FA community?
I have tossed
and turned over the thought. I am going to have to categorically say that SFA has too many derelicts for my liking so I would like to conform solely within SFA, yes.
If anything were possible, what over-the-top additional feature would you like to see introduced to the competition?
I would love to see an oranges eating .gif at half time.
Finally, say something to the readers, as though you're in a rocking chair shaking a walking stick of seniority at 'em.
Mobbenfuhrer has edited this answer by
rfctigerarmy as it was deemed inappropriate. As a substitution to the text originally published, Mobbenfuhrer would like to congratulate how good his role has been in rfctigerarmy's success because without him, his career would not have existed.
An amazing RFCTA post... Welcome!
* just... not true at all.