Pregnancy & Parenting Aware me thread

[Selective Retention]

Have you sharpened the stops? Could be a lethal weapon.

If you have blades though, im sure its fine.

At school we used to make ninja stars out of coke cans and throw them around at each other.

I've always been surprised that they stop people taking nail files and small pairs of scissors etc on the plane when you could make a weapon much more dangerous from the in flight service.

 

[Selective Retention]

What I don't understand at the moment is the qantas engineers with their industrial action efforts.

Playing the last post at a meeting. C'mon obvious troll is obvious. I guess they have got the reaction they wanted but surely combined with their "we'll only work left handed" stunt these guys go beyond making qantas look bad and just portray themselves as dicks. People are smart enough to differentiate right?

 

[Damon_3388]

People are smart enough to differentiate right?

Well seeing as some people apparently aren't smart enough to even wash themselves properly...

 

[showdownhero]

Well seeing as some people apparently aren't smart enough to even wash themselves properly...

Your obsession with other men's genital cleanliness is somewhat bizarre.

It's not like you're ever going to be on the wrong end of a dirty dick.





























































Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Damon_3388]

Your obsession with other men's genital cleanliness is somewhat bizarre.

I'd hardly call a couple of posts regarding something I was wondering about in an "aware me" thread (where the entire point is to ask questions about things you don't know about or don't "get") an "obsession". It's more a general cleanliness thing than being anything penis-specific anyway (could have asked the same things using body odour or greasy hair as the basis if I wanted to).

 

[showdownhero]

I'd hardly call a couple of posts regarding something I was wondering about in an "aware me" thread (where the entire point is to ask questions about things you don't know about or don't "get") an "obsession". It's more a general cleanliness thing than being anything penis-specific anyway (could have asked the same things using body odour or greasy hair as the basis if I wanted to).

But you brought the conversation back to genital hygiene after you'd been awared and the thread had moved on, don't worry your secret's safe with me

 

[Damon_3388]

But you brought the conversation back to genital hygiene after you'd been awared and the thread had moved on

Yeah, fair enough That being said, if it takes that little effort to be considered "obsessed" with something, I could claim you have an "obsession" with me by responding in an oppositional manner to a few different posts I've made on the GD board in the last day or so, but I won't

don't worry your secret's safe with me

If I was homosexual, I wouldn't be worried about hiding it.

 

[showdownhero]

Yeah, fair enough That being said, if it takes that little effort to be considered "obsessed" with something, I could claim you have an "obsession" with me by responding in an oppositional manner to a few different posts I've made on the GD board in the last day or so, but I won't



If I was homosexual, I wouldn't be worried about hiding it.

To be fair it hasn't been the last day or so. I don't think I've agreed with anything you've ever posted, but thanks for noticing

 

[Caesar]

What was the logic behind Nike branding their premier football boot the 'Mercurial'?

Nike Exec: "Hey guys, I know - let's give one of our flagship products a name that is a synonym for 'wildly unreliable'!"

 

[getthefooty]

To me mercurial means possessing a kind of shrewdness or ability to do something extremely difficult with ease and swiftness, at least in sporting context anyway.

 

[SugarShane]

To me mercurial means possessing a kind of shrewdness or ability to do something extremely difficult with ease and swiftness, at least in sporting context anyway.

Just because moronic sports commentators use it in that sense doesn't make it true.

 

[Caesar]

To me mercurial means possessing a kind of shrewdness or ability to do something extremely difficult with ease and swiftness, at least in sporting context anyway.

Well yeah, but you'd think they'd avoid a word with such an unfortunate and easily-confused double meaning.

 

[Caesar]

Twice this week I have been to McDonalds. Twice they have asked me 'eat in or take away?' Twice I have said 'eat in'. Both times they gave me my meal in a bag.

Does McDonalds no longer serve meals on trays? If not, why do they ask me the question?

 

[ClarkeM]

Twice this week I have been to McDonalds. Twice they have asked me 'eat in or take away?' Twice I have said 'eat in'. Both times they gave me my meal in a bag.

Does McDonalds no longer serve meals on trays? If not, why do they ask me the question?

McDonald's do a massive survey believe it or not. Bloody corporate idiots.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Moral of the story: Don't eat Maccas.

 

[cammo84]

Why do so many people on this site, and in general, write "would of" instead of "would've" or "would have". Same goes for the variations of "could", "should", etc.

Is it more prominent these days because more people are posting their thoughts on the internet, be it forums, Facebook, etc., or am I just imagining things?

 

[Benno_900]

Poor grammar.

 

[Igloo]

The worst is when people write "his" instead of "he is" or "he's".

 

[Caesar]

Why are fat girls so opinionated?

I don't want to hear your views on gay marriage and abortion over dinner. At least ditzy girls know the art of smalltalk.

 

[Messenger]

Why are fat girls so opinionated?

Looking for respect, likely.

Sound like it was a failure for her then.

I would have thought knowing what topics to steer clear of would be basic ettiquette.

 

[Simple Jack]

The worst is when people write "his" instead of "he is" or "he's".

Yeah wtf at this one. It's not as if it's even shorter, or easier to type or anything, just wrong. E is adjacent to S ffs.

 

[Caesar]

I would have thought knowing what topics to steer clear of would be basic ettiquette.

Tell me about it. I mean, I like a smart girl as much as anyone but you don't go spouting off with a lecture about that stuff at a birthday dinner to people you've just met.

One of the other girls at the table was a devout Catholic and it was just awkward.

 

[showdownhero]

Tell me about it. I mean, I like a smart girl as much as anyone but you don't go spouting off with a lecture about that stuff at a birthday dinner to people you've just met.

One of the other girls at the table was a devout Catholic and it was just awkward.

Aware me this Caeser, why do yo go to the effort of deleting the title of your posts?

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Aware me this Caeser, why do yo go to the effort of deleting the title of your posts?

Good question.

 

[Caesar]

The posts without titles are ones I've made through the Tapatalk app on my mobile. For some reason the software omits the title bar.

Posts I make through a web browser (like this one) are normal.