Roast Awful movies coming out

[XXX KINGS]

Star Wars The Clone Wars

Lucas should quit whilst he's ahead and count his money.

Or behind considering how awful the prequels were.

Punisher: Warzone.

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"God be with you Frank".

"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God".

Julie Benz is in it.

The Punisher was a mad movie, can't wait for the second!

Greatest Australian movie ever:

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[thylacine60]

Off the top of my head I'll say Breaker Morant.

 

[The Cranium]

"I'm only afraid of losing you"

Regular Schindler's List coming up here.

They would of been better making decent Lastat movies instead of the crud ones already made....

 

[Silvagnis]

BMX Bandits.

 

[The Cranium]

Invasion USA

 

[thylacine60]

BMX Bandits.

Close thread.

And I didn't even get a chance to nominate Turkey Shoot.

 

[Silvagnis]

Spotswood starring Anthony Hopkins, Russell Crowe, Ben Mendlesohn and Toni Collette is a top film and underrated.

How the hell did they score Hopkins for a small film set in the Western Suburbs of Melbourne?

Romper Stomper, Dark City, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Proof and Malcolm are great films.

But they're not as good as The Wog Boy and The Castle.

Gilly might nominate The Cars That Are Paris.

 

[thylacine60]

Spotswood starring Anthony Hopkins, Russell Crowe, Ben Mendlesohn and Toni Collette is a top film and underrated.

How the hell did they score Hopkins for a small film set in the Western Suburbs of Melbourne?

Romper Stomper, Dark City, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Proof and Malcolm are great films.

But they're not as good as The Wog Boy and The Castle.

Gilly might nominate The Cars That Are Paris.

Not obscure enough. He's more a Dogs In Space kind of bloke.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Gallipoli - it is THE Australian movie. WA lads taking on the world and doing us proud. Beautifully shot, great score. Perfect movie!

 

[The Cranium]

Gallipoli - it is THE Australian movie. WA lads taking on the world and doing us proud. Beautifully shot, great score. Perfect movie!

Walkabout was a great Oz movie.......Nice scenery....

 

[thylacine60]

Walkabout was a great Oz movie.......Nice scenery....

Had a major bone for Jenny Agutter. An American Werewolf In London - hot, hot, hot.

 

[Salaryman]

had A Major Bone For Jenny Agutter. an American Werewolf In London - Hot, Hot, Hot.

+1

 

[Silvagnis]

You can file Seven Pounds under "Lets try to get Will Smith an Oscar".

Ben (Will Smith) is an IRS agent who is depressed and guilt-ridden about mistakes from his past. He sets out to make amends by helping seven strangers. When he meets Emily (Rosario Dawson), a beautiful woman with a heart condition, he falls in love with her, thereby complicating his plans. Woody Harrelson also appears as a blind pianist who befriends Ben.

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I'm off to the Dentist to get another filling after watching that sap.

 

[Silvagnis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWIsj1Bmxs

Stinker!

 

[Sublime]

BMX Bandits.

Blasphemy!

 

[Silvagnis]

Awful movies coming out:KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME!

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"I thought was part of your family?"

*token nice guy from a minority murders everyone before they come back as zombies and have to be killed again*

That's how the film should end.

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This...

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[BlueNorthernRage]

*shakes head at this thread*

 

[The Cranium]

You can add Law Abiding Citizen to this thread.....average to say the least...

 

[Sin City]

You can add Law Abiding Citizen to this thread.....average to say the least...

I actually heard really good reports about that one.

 

[Sublime]

I totally love BMX Bandits.

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

I totally love BMX Bandits.

*Burns eyes out with acid*

 

[Sublime]

*Burns eyes out with acid*

That may be a little extreme.

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

Debatable

 

[The Cranium]

30 Days of night. Damn aweful.

 

[BlueNorthernRage]

30 days of night. Damn aweful.

+1,000