Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

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Single, but has plenty of flings. Never had any reason to suggest she's interested and I'd rather not get hung up thinking about it, just makes things weird.
I've seen Love Actually enough times to know that you two are meant to be together. Just need to hang in there until she decides to fly somewhere so you can run to the airport and declare undying love to the applause of hundreds of strangers who in no way are going to be upset at you for delaying their flight.
 

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Single, but has plenty of flings. Never had any reason to suggest she's interested and I'd rather not get hung up thinking about it, just makes things weird.
See this is why you need to hook up with the breakfast crazy- and see how she reacts. If she's jelly, then maybe she's into you.
 

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Sucks man. Your mates are probably just jealous they don't even get a look in. Maybe when she gets to the stage of looking for something serious/legit she'd lean on you? Not many "keepers" floating around the NT
Maybe. See how it goes. That's my only awkward bit for the week so far.
 

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Got an invite to a 'small gathering' from a former 'FWB' last night out of the blue. Prefaced with, How are you? Good. How are you? Good... So to what do I owe the pleasure of this message... I will cut to the chase, you know why *winky face*. Issue is now I have a partner so can no longer attend these 'gatherings' due to having a conscience. She also falls in to the prior convo in this thread around 'sharing is caring' type stuff.
 

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Got an invite to a 'small gathering' from a former 'FWB' last night out of the blue. Prefaced with, How are you? Good. How are you? Good... So to what do I owe the pleasure of this message... I will cut to the chase, you know why *winky face*. Issue is now I have a partner so can no longer attend these 'gatherings' due to having a conscience. She also falls in to the prior convo in this thread around 'sharing is caring' type stuff.
Partner not into going to this gathering?

Gathering could be kinda fun ;)



I wish i had a gathering to go to.
 

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Wowee thats rough mate. Do you even want to go to one of those gatherings if you have a partner?
I only ever went to them when I was single, but took women who wanted to go (or had partners who wanted them to go etc). Lots of stories, but none of them for an awkward thread.
 

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If you want awkward palmomagpie it's a real pain being close mates with probably the hottest girl I've ever met. Every night out it's a constant barrage of 'have you hit it yet'
This sounds like one of those girls you will one day look back on and wish you had have had a crack. When you look back on it, all the subtle signs were there but you just ignored them. By then, it's too late... you're already shacked up with crazy Filipino chick.

You might think you are way out of her league but that means nothing. It's for her to decide that and she may think entirely differently.

I say have a few drinks and give it a crack!
 
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