Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[bok_party]

somebody punched me in the face while i was waiting for a drink at hip-E. also the place where i had my first nightclub pash. Tried to slip a finger in but i was 18 and awkward and drunk, ended up just gently stroking her knickers like i was patting a wild animal, dont think i was anywhere near her vadge.

I remember going to the Hip-e club for a girls birthday and we had a thing. So anyway, I noticed this dude grinding on her so when he went to the toilet, I decided to make my move and proceeded to kiss her. She fully reciprocated and I thought awesome, this is going well.

I went to get us both a drink and I came back and there was that dude hooking up with her. I necked both my drinks and went across to niche and met a bird over there who was only into me instead.

 

[the_interloper]

I find TLC trolls very humorous despite only understanding about half of the jokes.

Lol riteo m8, this isn't news!

 

[dmc333]

A tribute to all the fallen lawyers and kitchen staff out there

 

[Impunity!]

A tribute to all the fallen lawyers and kitchen staff out there

Look at the polish on that guitar!

 

[dmc333]

Look at the polish on that guitar!

Cost a pretty Penny I reckon.

 

[Breva_]

A tribute to all the fallen lawyers and kitchen staff out there

Must have struck a nerve with the artist, deleted.
What do you reckon that wood is from, oaktree?

 

[dmc333]

Must have struck a nerve with the artist, deleted.
What do you reckon that wood is from, oaktree?

Not sure, but some people make a Rod for their own back.

 

[Kipz]

Croweater take a look here there might be some things you'd like to explain here

 

[Impunity!]

Awkward story alright!!!

 

[Breva_]

Croweater take a look here there might be some things you'd like to explain here

Seems to be an error with his profile page, deleted account or locked down due to self pwn?
Pretty weak if so. Someone needs to send him some white feathers in the mail.

 

[pantskyle]

I am shocked that someone would lie about their life on an internet forum.

Was anything he said true?

 

[Spuddage]

I am shocked that someone would lie about their life on an internet forum.

Was anything he said true?

He does indeed still live with his parents.

 

[craigos]

Wait, croweater was a troll? How did we find this out?
Damn, guess those plee's for money through PM's were a waste of time.

 

[pantskyle]

He does indeed still live with his parents.

He is ManWithNoName?

 

[Kipz]

Wait, croweater was a troll? How did we find this out?
Damn, guess those plee's for money through PM's were a waste of time.

He wasn't a troll. He was serious in what he claimed himself to be, it was just complete bullshit as expected by those with half a brain here. He has deleted everything and privatised the damning evidence that proves he is experienced in washing the dishes at a pub in Adelaide. Gutless little campaigner of a thing

 

[Higgs Boson]

In for a penny, in for a pound

 

[Breva_]

Wait, croweater was a troll? How did we find this out?
Damn, guess those plee's for money through PM's were a waste of time.

You're welcome.

 

[craigos]

What was the damning evidence, the guitar clip? Hope you guys don't look for evidence to see who I am, don't want everyone fangirling when they discover I'm kinda a big deal.

I actually feel for whoever that is, it's quite sad that they'd go to all that trouble to try and get rep on an anonymous forum. Even the stories about the GF, riding a bike with Dad etc etc are bullsh*t? That's real sad.

 

[Hoffy95]

I feel cheated.

Guess that just leaves me as the sole multi millionaire big boi on BF.

 

[peternorth]

To be fair to Croweater , people on bigfooty love to hang onto these kind of grudges, for lack of a better word. Even if he posts something that isn't self indulgent there will be someone that will reply with something he has said in the past. I mean, this sooz girl (whoever she was) still gets brought up by people and I've been on this forum for over a year and she hasn't posted in that time.

she was highlighted because she turncoated, left hawthorn and went to north melbourne.

 

[pantskyle]

What was the damning evidence, the guitar clip? Hope you guys don't look for evidence to see who I am, don't want everyone fangirling when they discover I'm kinda a big deal.

I actually feel for whoever that is, it's quite sad that they'd go to all that trouble to try and get rep on an anonymous forum. Even the stories about the GF, riding a bike with Dad etc etc are bullsh*t? That's real sad.

The lesson is never lie on the internet.

Now I have to go and pick up my brand new helicopter that I paid for out of the MILLIONS I earn in my real life, plan on swinging past newly single Angelina Jolie's house just for a gobby.

 

[peternorth]

I find TLC trolls very humorous despite only understanding about half of the jokes.

They're actually less funny when you do understand them. More sad than funny

^^^^ this

 

[peternorth]

A tribute to all the fallen lawyers and kitchen staff out there

i wanted to listen to the music

 

[Kipz]

What was the damning evidence

His piss poor LinkedIn.

 

[Mancey]

This thread is going straight to number 1 with a rocket