Jake the Peg? So you are Rolf Harris? When you say "women", what age is this?Usually women think I have an extra leg when I take my pants off.
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Jake the Peg? So you are Rolf Harris? When you say "women", what age is this?Usually women think I have an extra leg when I take my pants off.
Oh god the puns in here
FWIW i honestly dont think this would bother me. You'd have to be pretty shallow if it did- as long as everything else works, got chemistry/nice guy/ etc etc.
Can't catch it from the mud button.Asked a girl out, she said yes, long story short I got cockblocked by covid-19.
Can't catch it from the mud button.
I'll be back.Can't catch it from the mud button.
So how 'bout 'dem dating apps now huh?
"See you in 3 months baby !!.... if we are still here...."
Am I the only person who didn't understand a word of that?He walked in the shop, professional lady about 5 9, slender with a tight mummy's butt. She orders, then stands back to his side, about 2 meters, slightly in front. He starts to think about those legs and exploring them from the toes up. Around the knee, her hip pops out and leg closest to him goes into an r, with foot pointing at him. Almost as quick as this involuntary movement and energy exchange, the leg falls back down again and an attempted look his way, arms fold. Then she realises foot is still pointing at him, straightens up.
So he starts putting more energy into the thoughts, this time with her more dominant over him, would go into detail but for all the Child mods. She starts swinging her hips in his direction and stops, folds arms tighter. It's as if she's mageneticly attracted to him, her body doing its own thing, her mind fighting it. Legs unable to be still, slight jerks of the neck wanting to look over, arms also unable to rest.
Then lady of similar age, petite with good shape, who served both, stands directly in front of him, facing away. His concentration disrupted , professional lady given respite.
She given her pork roll first, she leaves walking behind him as cLose as she possibly could, breath quickened, desire in the air could of been cut with knife. The clicking of heels as she walked, paused as she passed directly behind his chiseled tanned body
As she gets in her car, about to bend down, she spots him up ahead crossing the road, as he looked to give way, eyes met, she one leg in car, one out, paused, he on side of road, paused, eyes locked.
She drives away wondering what just happened.
The awkward part is the lady who served both, from Asia, hot and looking vor visa. Normally doesn't stand where she stood to make rolls, had hips slight arched.
Next time you undress someone with your thoughts, when they're in the same room and start vomiting, you know why
Telling for a friend currently in yatala for indecent exposure. He's entering a short story competition. He has some doozee stories but, most will be confessions.
Am I the only person who didn't understand a word of that?
Am I the only person who didn't understand a word of that?
means no
Am I the only person who didn't understand a word of that?
Vietenmese chick hot. In her forties with a body in its twenties, d cup. I always get the pork roll with a yellow back. She always says how she loves money, when I do that. Lives about 10 minutes drive away, single but wanting visa.I did. Eating pork rolls gives you leg spasms.
Australian men, in particular victorian football fans, who make up the vast majority of visa brides, are not very good.
I read yatala at the end and thought about pies
Ok time to share what happened to me earlier this year, where I was (for a change) the recipient of the awkward flirting.
So for some context it was late January and I was at a friends place and was just scrolling through Facebook. I accidentally like a post on a textbook buy/sell/swap group. The person who made the post then messaged me asking why I liked their post and if I wanted to buy their books. One of the most awkward interactions I've ever had ensued.
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Needless to say I didn't end up buying any books from her and the conversation ended with a very awkward "haha thanks, have a good night" from me. Not sure what she was hoping to get out of this but it certainly made a conversation about textbooks take a turn very quickly