Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Breva_]

Was it the meatloaf they had?

 

[Mofra]

Ok I guess this is an AFS. First of all I would like to state and state honestly this is not my story. I cannot stress this enough- was told to me today from a friend who was told by the guy in this story.

Guy and a girl hooking up/having the sex/etc etc in the privacy of the guys bedroom.
Only problem is, girl is not feeling the best, not well at all. So she proceeds to..
Vomit all over the guy. (And I'm assuming probably some on herself as well).

If this story isn't horrific enough. The guy then screams out..

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM."

And the mother comes running in.....

I was expecting a different ending at this point.
Perhaps I just think a little differently.

 

[Shell]

I was expecting a different ending at this point.
Perhaps I just think a little differently.

Please by all means, edit my post and tell us your ending.

 

[pantskyle]

Ok I guess this is an AFS. First of all I would like to state and state honestly this is not my story. I cannot stress this enough- was told to me today from a friend who was told by the guy in this story.

Guy and a girl hooking up/having the sex/etc etc in the privacy of the guys bedroom.
Only problem is, girl is not feeling the best, not well at all. So she proceeds to..
Vomit all over the guy. (And I'm assuming probably some on herself as well).

If this story isn't horrific enough. The guy then screams out..

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM."

And the mother comes running in, then grabs a towel and cleans him/them up.

I am not even joking.

I had a mate who vomited whilst going down on a girl, not because she was unclean or a tad smelly, he was just super drunk and stoned.

 

[manureid]

I was expecting a different ending at this point.
Perhaps I just think a little differently.

It ends differently if it was her mum.

 

[Syd]

Like I'd ever do that. . I'm going to get this for a long time now aren't I?

Nah, IIRC we've got pretty short memories





Gets! fooked

 

[Syd]

I had a mate who vomited whilst going down on a girl, not because she was unclean or a tad smelly, he was just super drunk and stoned.

Did she swallow all that he blew out???

 

[Syd]

Please by all means, edit my post and tell us your ending.

He will instain with babby

 

[pantskyle]

Did she swallow all that he blew out???

You know it.

 

[go you pups]

Great read 10/10

What exactly was the key message/clues in that deleted YouTube video?

 

[edgie]

When did Gough insult the fictional father?

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[MrsEddieBetts]

When did Gough insult the fictional father?

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said his mother was a whore and his father was a drunk, and it all went downhill from there

 

[edgie]

said his mother was a whore and his father was a drunk, and it all went downhill from there

I seen the mother one but missed the father.

I thought the hardest thing they had to drink was a hot cup of cocoa.





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[Keys]

Like I'd ever do that. . I'm going to get this for a long time now aren't I?

It's ok, they'll just ring you at work if there's an issue

 

[JoseMourinho]

It's ok, they'll just ring you at work if there's an issue

You better not call me up..... unless you need financial advice.

 

[perthblue]

You better not call me up..... unless you need financial advice.

are you a financial panther

 

[JoseMourinho]

are you a financial panther

I'm a financial panzer, mate

 

[Shupe]

I've almost vomited during sex many times. Thankfully, I haven't.

 

[peternorth]

Ok I guess this is an AFS. First of all I would like to state and state honestly this is not my story. I cannot stress this enough- was told to me today from a friend who was told by the guy in this story.

Guy and a girl hooking up/having the sex/etc etc in the privacy of the guys bedroom.
Only problem is, girl is not feeling the best, not well at all. So she proceeds to..
Vomit all over the guy. (And I'm assuming probably some on herself as well).

If this story isn't horrific enough. The guy then screams out..

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM."

im out!

 

[Perth gal]

Ok ok you asked for it , you got it.

Latest message from a would be if he could be on the dating site.

" Hey sexy, your smile is so amazing and you are just an epitome of beauty . I saw your profile that got my attention and can't stop staring at it. I am new on here and am seriously looking for the women of my dreams , we can contact each other through email blah blah.
I deleted it .

 

[perthblue]

sounds like spambot

 

[Perth gal]

And here I was thinking I was in. Devastated .

 

[dales.girl38]

Ok ok you asked for it , you got it.

Latest message from a would be if he could be on the dating site.

" Hey sexy, your smile is so amazing and you are just an epitome of beauty . I saw your profile that got my attention and can't stop staring at it. I am new on here and am seriously looking for the women of my dreams , we can contact each other through email blah blah.
I deleted it .

'Women of my dreams'. Polygamy is a dealbreaker IMO.

 

[peternorth]

Ok ok you asked for it , you got it.

Latest message from a would be if he could be on the dating site.

" Hey sexy, your smile is so amazing and you are just an epitome of beauty . I saw your profile that got my attention and can't stop staring at it. I am new on here and am seriously looking for the women of my dreams , we can contact each other through email blah blah.
I deleted it .

have you ever been told "you're great/amazing. I'll fight anyone IRL who disagrees"?

 

[Perth gal]

have you ever been told "you're great/amazing. I'll fight anyone IRL who disagrees"?

Not in a gushing way. No.