Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

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Aug 16, 2011
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When I was an apprentice on $240 a week I used to hustle tools to people on site..

People would ask me to get so-n-so, I'd say no problem.. I'll have it by tomorrow. I'd get a small list, head down to Bunnings and slice them. Then sell them on for like half the retail price.

I actually thought I was doing the right thing considering all my other close mates were dealing drugs.. At least I wasn't exactly ruining people's lives and feeding their drug addictions.
You're a wonderful human being.

And you still broke a law. Sorry to break that to you.
 

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Apr 1, 2007
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Abba Lonie .. Not sure what you are implying there. But I would've loved to be involved during the LA riots #blacklivesmatter

Shell I've never been caught.. But I've told myself if I ever get caught I'll just sprint away or pretend I forgot it was in my pocket. I'm never going to get caught though.

Just been to Bunnings actually... Bought a tv antenna and sliced somethin else.. Get home and install the antenna and it doesn't work, a wire inside it broke... This is why I believe in karma.


.. But ah well, just means another Bunnings trip hehehe
 
Aug 1, 2006
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Depends how often I go to Bunnings...

But nah, I don't take stuff every week.

I never buy coffee beans either from Coles or Woolworths.. When it's winter I'll wear a jacket or hoodie and slide a jar in my jacket haha beans aren't cheap.

I don't take stuff from hardworking people.. Only big brands like Bunnings, Coles, K Mart etc

Oh and I've never paid for a phone charger either.. I go though like one of those a week

By doing this you do, they just raise their prices and we all pay more (as someone pointed out earlier).
 
Oct 15, 2007
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When did the word "slice" become a euphemism for stealing anyway?

The only slicing I do is off the tee!

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By doing this you do, they just raise their prices and we all pay more (as someone pointed out earlier).

Suppose Bunnings sells 10,000 chisels at $30 a pop. If Jordan... steals a chisel Bunnings would have to charge 1/3 of cent extra per chisel to make up for it. I don't know about you but I'm not going to go to Mitre 10 for that chisel over 1/3 of a cent.
 
Oct 15, 2007
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Suppose Bunnings sells 10,000 chisels at $30 a pop. If Jordan... steals a chisel Bunnings would have to charge 1/3 of cent extra per chisel to make up for it. I don't know about you but I'm not going to go to Mitre 10 for that chisel over 1/3 of a cent.
Both activities are illegal but there's a big difference in moral terms between a home invasion and stealing from a corporate entity that has no moral values.

Methinks someone else slices things... and I ain't talking with the driver!

(But if I were you'd probably sliced it beforehand, then sliced it off the tee, wait, this is so confusing!!!)
 
Both activities are illegal but there's a big difference in moral terms between a home invasion and stealing from a corporate entity that has no moral values.
Bunnings do a lot for the community.
 
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Aug 1, 2006
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Suppose Bunnings sells 10,000 chisels at $30 a pop. If Jordan... steals a chisel Bunnings would have to charge 1/3 of cent extra per chisel to make up for it. I don't know about you but I'm not going to go to Mitre 10 for that chisel over 1/3 of a cent.

I'm tipping Jordan isn't the only derro who nicks tools though, I don't know about you but i reckon there are a lot of other losers out there.
 
Both activities are illegal but there's a big difference in moral terms between a home invasion and stealing from a corporate entity that has no moral values.

What about stealing a baby? I hear that gets you shot.
 

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