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I don't think Bunnings stock them.
Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2
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I don't think Bunnings stock them.
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I've got a few more if anyone is still interested.
Jack Stevens
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You can pretend that you're stealing from a faceless corporation, but the only person at any risk of getting blamed and losing their job is the girl checking receipts in the story.
CakeEater
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If we are talking awks stealing stories:
I used to work at Bunnings and this gentleman comes up to the counter wearing trakky daks and sporting a ginormous limp.
Goes up to the counter puts one of the 5c screws down on the counter and says "I would like to pay for this"
Peeking out the top of the trakky daks on the outside leg was one of those 1m lengths of 100mm stormwater pipe- I said to him would you like to pay for the stormwater pipe as well.
He goes Nah, no stormwater pipe here, I just Have a big c**k.
How could I argue with such logic, so I just let him walk out of the store
I used to work at Bunnings and this gentleman comes up to the counter wearing trakky daks and sporting a ginormous limp.
Goes up to the counter puts one of the 5c screws down on the counter and says "I would like to pay for this"
Peeking out the top of the trakky daks on the outside leg was one of those 1m lengths of 100mm stormwater pipe- I said to him would you like to pay for the stormwater pipe as well.
He goes Nah, no stormwater pipe here, I just Have a big c**k.
How could I argue with such logic, so I just let him walk out of the store
Give that man a bunnings voucher
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you're meant to wait until you're in the kitchen before you slice the tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet he downloads cars.
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If we're done with this month's waste of resources and social security funds ...
So I met this girl while buying an umbrella. I asked if she wanted to share it and she said only if I shoved it up my arse.
Sad panda.
So I met this girl while buying an umbrella. I asked if she wanted to share it and she said only if I shoved it up my arse.
Sad panda.
Smoooothy
TAKE THAT BACK!!
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So... You stuffed it in the tradesman's entrance??
GreyCrow
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There is a line about s**t storm in there somewhere.
I check in to this thread for the first time in a while and everyone is getting their back up about some guy racking some tools from Bunnings? WTF?
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Ridiculous tbh
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*slicing
Would be funny if he's lying about it to be cool.
are you saying he's pretending to be a petty criminal, when really he's a high flying lawyer with 5 income streams??
- Feb 19, 2016
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He robs his parents' Bunnings?
The lynch mob have to lynch somebody.
