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For my small penis.
After getting her second wind, seems she got her third too!ok - disclaimer, I'm telling this to get the thread rolling again
had a 3rd date with a nice girl on Friday night. we had a meal and a couple of drinks at a pub on Sydney rd, conversation was flowing, but being a Friday night, we were both pretty tired from a week of work. add in a couple of dinner time beers for both of us, and it's nearly bedtime for us both. we go back to my place, and I would have been ok leaving it there. she had other plans and to say that she got her second wind would be a complete understatement
light kissing, turns into full on pashing, which quickly brings about the removal of clothing - specifically hers. giggidy - dips is about to get some - go dips!
so after a hasty dash to the bedroom, in which items of clothing were nonchalantly thrown about everywhere, we're both in bed. only one item of clothing remaining, which is my underwear. at this stage, I'm pretty much ready to go, but insist on a bit of foreplay for her at least, you know, because I'm a gentleman and everything. I do what I do and head south of the border and say gday to the man in the boat. we're getting pretty heavily acquainted, building up a good head (hehe) of steam, she's telling me to keep going, I'm more than happy to oblige. I'm pretty happy with the way things are going
without warning - she farts
then proceeds to run up from my bed and makes a mad dash for my toilet
at this stage, having just received a mouthful of fart, I'm trying not to heave everywhere. you know that scene from the beginning of Saving Private Ryan where the gunfight has ended, and people are walking around aimlessly, some picking up body parts etc - I know how they feel now. I had no idea what the **** I could do after that. I'm just in shock
after a few mins, she reappears and apologises profusely, and says she needs to go. she gets dressed and leaves
we've not spoken since
Not colossus then?
Not sure talking s**t on an internet forum turns the ladies into niagra falls.You just have to use your other talents then
why is having a small mouth a good thing?
I'm not sure how to say what I'm going to say without coming across all crowy likeI'm gonna guess a closer tighter er- suction? Idk.. I would have thought having a big mouth would be better, ie like Julia Roberts.
Pretty sure our resident 'man sans nomenclature' spends a lot of time following around baes online, yet despite sickeningly sycophantic replies to everything they tweet he is still sans woman.
I'm gonna guess a closer tighter er- suction? Idk.. I would have thought having a big mouth would be better, ie like Julia Roberts.
a. I've seen his camera work, he'd screw up the shotIt's hard to understand, you'd reckon that would work. I secretly hope it will one day and rattles us all one day taking selfies with DJ Big ****!
Not sure talking s**t on an internet forum turns the ladies into niagra falls.
Surprise me.You'd be surprised.
so crowy didn't have a GF either!?Pretty sure our resident 'man sans nomenclature' spends a lot of time following around baes online, yet despite sickeningly sycophantic replies to everything they tweet he is still sans woman.
Surprise me.
The problem with people who call themselves brutally honest is that they tend not to be able to cope all that well when others do likewise to them.I like getting to the point too, but there is such a thing as being tactful and these filterless, brutally honest folk usually just come across as aspies.
The problem with people who call themselves brutally honest is that they tend not to be able to cope all that well when others do likewise to them.
I describe myself as both.people who say this about themselves are people you want to avoid hanging around with TBH
along with people who describe themselves as 'brutally honest'
I describe myself as both.
Not sure what the problem is with having no filter, but being honest you do need a bit of decorum and empathy.
Need to know when to be honest and when to just let things slide. A friend of mine knows she can come to me for opinions because she knows I'll be honest, and I take that as a compliment.
No.So you do have a filter then.
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I was an embarrassing age before I found out this was falseCalling bullshit.
Chicks don't fart.
Next.
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