Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[craigos]

If a time machine was available, you literally couldn't pay me enough money to go back to my sixteenth year. Why people seem to have this fondness for their teen years is just beyond me.

Kidding me Gough? I was on the verge of being the next big thing! Now I'm just on the verge.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Kidding me Gough? I was on the verge of being the next big thing! Now I'm just on the verge.

Nature strip.

 

[GreyCrow]

Nature strip.

Median strip

 

[Starburns_]

If a time machine was available, you literally couldn't pay me enough money to go back to my sixteenth year. Why people seem to have this fondness for their teen years is just beyond me.

Well of course not, who'd want to be the weird older dude hanging out with their 16yo self.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Well of course not, who'd want to be the weird older dude hanging out with their 16yo self.

 

[royboy2]

Median strip

Is down the middle of the road

 

[Keys]

Median strip

Is down the middle of the road

Do people prefer median strips to be be bare or have a bit of grass

 

[gym4life]

Wait so you're one of the cool kids?

That's a matter of perspective isn't it?

 

[blueboy25]

Do people prefer median strips to be be bare or have a bit of grass

Just a little bit of grass, nicely trimmed

 

[phantom13]

Bare.

I remember looking at my first few years of facebook posts not that long ago, made me realise everytime i went "i'd have never done that when i was that age" i was being completely disingenuous.

I'm 29 but i may as well be like 50.

 

[perthblue]

If a time machine was available, you literally couldn't pay me enough money to go back to my sixteenth year. Why people seem to have this fondness for their teen years is just beyond me.

Agreee. i was a hundred times more awkward and anxious as a teenager, and I'm hardly george clooney now

 

[Plugger35]

Bare.

I remember looking at my first few years of facebook posts not that long ago, made me realise everytime i went "i'd have never done that when i was that age" i was being completely disingenuous.

I'm 29 but i may as well be like 50.

Thankfully facebook and the like wasn't around when I was a teenager so there's no record of the stupid stuff I did and said at that age.

 

[Smoooothy]

Thankfully facebook and the like wasn't around when I was a teenager so there's no record of the stupid stuff I did and said at that age.

I am also very glad for this

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Myspace was around for me
The politics of Top Friends was full on

 

[Smoooothy]

Myspace was around for me
The politics of Top Friends was full on

I resisted myspace - and resisted facey for what seemed an eternity

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Do people prefer median strips to be be bare or have a bit of grass

Bare

 

[Cruyff14]

Nature strip.

Brilliant post MEB!

 

[GreyCrow]

Myspace was around for me
The politics of Top Friends was full on

You all had Tom at number 1?

 

[pekay-norwest]

Actually have another one where i got with a chick when i was pretty drunk and she was about a 6 so I didn't want to go back and definitely don't do the dating thing. She was very very keen and of course one of my mates being the dickhead he is told her i was keen when he knew i wasn't and so began one of the most awkward convos i've had. (started with this but im not including it because it has her name and no way to crop out:
Hey im so sorry for being hell annoying last night, my sister said I was lole harassing you and I'm sorry you're just so nice and super sweet so sorry x)
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Felt like reading Rolf Harris' phone messages

 

[pekay-norwest]

If a time machine was available, you literally couldn't pay me enough money to go back to my sixteenth year. Why people seem to have this fondness for their teen years is just beyond me.

Yeah, I nearly took skin off the damn thing back then.

 

[pekay-norwest]

The juxtaposition of old and young. I had an undercut/ponytail combo at gym4life's age. Current me wants to scalp Yr 11 me.

 

[pekay-norwest]

I used to be with it, then they changed what it was.....no what I'm with isn't it, and what it is seems weird and scary to me..

gym4life and it will happen to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[blackshadow]

Date tonight. Hopefully nothing to report to you vultures.

xoxo

Update... we need to get this thread out of the teenage wasteland...

 

[perthblue]

I used to be with it, then they changed what it was.....no what I'm with isn't it, and what it is seems weird and scary to me..

gym4life and it will happen to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

omg feeeels

 

[little graham]

Received a booty call pm from a member here on Friday night. Kind of akward, so I never read the pm.