Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[gym4life]

so you smashed some 16 year old ganga in the backseat of a car at a Chicken Treat drive thru, while Liam and your ex were sitting in the front? I don't even know what to make of this scenario.

Hahahaha holy s**t just realized how it could be construed that way, we were in a empty carpark and when I said they went to get chicken treat I mean they got out of the car because they realized what was happening and walked to get chicken treat.

 

[perthblue]

wrong chicken based franchise, mate!!!!

 

[Ljp86]

Nice try, but the wrong one.

wrong chicken based franchise, mate!!!!

I know but thought I'd chuck it out there anyway.

 

[Roo Beauty]

Wtf is Chicken Treat?

 

[perthblue]

Hahahaha holy s**t just realized how it could be construed that way, we were in a empty carpark and when I said they went to get chicken treat I mean they got out of the car because they realized what was happening and walked to get chicken treat.

ok, that is still pretty dodgy but makes more sense.
so you rooted some apparently attractive bird in your ex's car.
you either have top tier genetics and 10/10 facial aesthetics,
or you're all bogans or immigrants who live in a caravan park.

 

[Catgirl]

they are called concentration curls and are great for your tricep insertion PS can you start working out barefoot????

Trawling through this thread, are you another Poseidon alias or is your foot fetish just a wild coincidence

 

[gym4life]

ok, that is still pretty dodgy but makes more sense.
so you rooted some apparently attractive bird in your ex's car.
you either have top tier genetics and 10/10 facial aesthetics,
or you're all bogans or immigrants who live in a caravan park.

Hahahaha I'm not a 10 but I do very well for myself, I've been called anywhere between a 6-9.

 

[perthblue]

Trawling through this thread, are you another Poseidon alias or is your foot fetish just a wild coincidence

its not a fetish its an appreciation

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I was asking to see if he is talking chit or actually getting hot chicks. Haven't actually seen a picture but I think it's funny that people are getting seemingly salty over a teenager talking himself up on an internet forum

Sorry also if people thought I was being paedophilic

 

[perthblue]

Hahahaha I'm not a 10 but I do very well for myself, I've been called anywhere between a 6-9.

there is a big disparity between 6 and 9.
6 is usually "Ok to good as far as looks go, could use some improvement, scrubs up well"
whereas 9 is on dat der Francisco Lachowski time

 

[gym4life]

there is a big disparity between 6 and 9.
6 is usually "Ok to good as far as looks go, could use some improvement, scrubs up well"
whereas 9 is on dat der Francisco Lachowski time

Theres also a large disparity in girls tastes apparently, I'd say the average I get is about 8 a few of those where "with your top off" though hahaha.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

there is a big disparity between 6 and 9.
6 is usually "Ok to good as far as looks go, could use some improvement, scrubs up well"
whereas 9 is on dat der Francisco Lachowski time

With his arrogant attitude I can see why some people would lower their rating from like a 7 or 8 to 6 to spite him

They're just h8rs

 

[Catgirl]

its not a fetish its an appreciation

Fair enough, I highly doubt you're the only foot fetishist on this forum

 

[perthblue]

Theres also a large disparity in girls tastes apparently, I'd say the average I get is about 8 a few of those where "with your top off" though hahaha.

keep crushin dat pooty-tang brehbreh

 

[perthblue]

Fair enough, I highly doubt you're the only foot fetishist on this forum

It's not a fetish!
but to answer your first Q yes i am poseidon/BALKAN/kanye_best

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

It's not a fetish...IT'S A WAY OF LIFE!

 

[Messenger]

If I prove it's not fictional, will you make me admin?

No.

 

[Chief]

I'm not sure how gym4life's fictional tale is an awkward flirting story but asking for photos of minors on this site is treading on thin ice.

Agree. Actually I'd say it is more than treading on thin ice, more like plunging through it.

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Agree. Actually I'd say it is more than treading on thin ice, more like plunging through it.

By the sounds of it, the plunging has been done already.

 

[ash_1050]

Was out on Saturday night at an afterparty for an event and got chatting to a girl waiting for the bathroom. When it was her turn to go in she asked me if I wanted to come in with her and "I can do my thing while she does her thing". I politely declined as in my mind I couldn't figure out the logistics of how having two people in the bathroom at the same time would work. Naturally I only realised what she meant on the Sunday morning when the opportunity had long since passed.

 

[dales.girl38]

That sounds unhygienic.

 

[ash_1050]

That sounds unhygienic.

It was a well kempt bathroom, it wasn't Revs.

 

[perthblue]

"I can do my thing while she does her thing" = muffkin

 

[Brad Goodman]

I must be a prude because I'm still struggling to calculate the logistics of this.

 

[GreyCrow]

I must be a prude because I'm still struggling to calculate the logistics of this.

No logistics, just code for something else