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Hahaahah all you married noobs ITT.
Meanwhile i shall continue to enjoy my all female sex parties
Im not married, maybe that's why I can still have good dreams
As for you, keep the info coming so we can all enjoy them haha
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Im not married, maybe that's why I can still have good dreams
As for you, keep the info coming so we can all enjoy them haha
Can't. That's what I'm saying!
Pffft that's not real. That's just a pr0n thing. STOP RUINING EVERYTHINGHahaahah all you married noobs ITT.
Meanwhile i shall continue to enjoy my all female sex parties
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A few years ago, I downloaded an extremely hot Swedish porrfilm. Second scene was the classic pizza guy with very distinctive background music.
My day job (who am I kidding, it was 24/7) involved spending anything up to an hour a day on hold to a large IT company in the US. Guess what their hold music was. Talk about cognitive dissonance.
My day job (who am I kidding, it was 24/7) involved spending anything up to an hour a day on hold to a large IT company in the US. Guess what their hold music was. Talk about cognitive dissonance.
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I think you're getting confused there with pizza delivery guys. Thats the fake stuff
I worked as a pizza delivery driver when I was 18, and can tell you, it's only "the fake stuff" if you let it be haha I had many a 50-60 year old lady offer me themself for a free garlic bread or because Sue's book club got a bit wild when she whipped out the moscato
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its taken 2 years for my wedding ring inprint to disappear from my ring finger
i'm sure when I was first dating, I just looked like an arsehole cheating on his wife
Shell
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Just goes to show you shouldnt assume anything about anyone...
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But what if she cracks onto you as well?
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ive never noticed a imprint on my ring finger until now
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wore it for 10.5 years. it was pale white and around 2mm deep. took forever to disappear
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Hahaahah all you married noobs ITT.
Meanwhile i shall continue to enjoy my all female sex parties
In this new woke age surely we can just identify as female to be admitted anyway.
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And the bank is where you should keep that girls number, just in case.
Quick question, was she an international student? Potentially here on a student visa?
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Very appealing female working on the same floor where I work refuses to make eye contact or say hi when i engage her. All other females are happy to exchange plesantaries.
No idea - never got that far into discussion
Shell
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Have you tried hitting her?
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Lols good luck doing that.
Is all i'll say
I'm willing to shave my legs, does that count? Is this awkward flirting? Are we having an AFS moment right now?
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not yet. only a barrell roll
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If you'd be willing to get a vagina- thats when you'll be able to attend
<inserts woke tweet about trans-women still being women if they have a penis and you're horrible if you won't sleep with them>
Shell
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Damn i wish i had another party coming up.
Next one will be at least 3 months away.
Next one will be at least 3 months away.
Struck up a conversation with a very attractive woman saturday night at Revolver while I was sitting on a couch having a few minutes respite. Three available seats yet she plops down right beside me and starts talking about her night etc. Thought I was a sure chance after a few minutes of conversation until she asked if I had any gear for sale for her and her boyfriend. Advised I did not and she promptly left. Oh well.
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classic revs
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