B Section 2010 - Part 2

[BrianSpeaking]

OK Nick - you can take the reins from here, as you're obviously far more qualified to do so. I can't imagine what I've been doing over 6 of the past 7 years on a voluntary basis when the likes of yourself are out there just gagging for a chance to assist the competition with 2 to 3 hours of their precious time each week. Had I known, I wouldn't have put my hand up when the VAFA approached me to write for the AF. I should've just referred them off to you, oh wise guru that you are.

OK, just so you know, from here on in all you have to do is:

1. attend all Premier B finals (which will be as easy for you too, now your club is no longer involved in the season either);
2. write 1000 words each week over the next 4 weeks about the finals and get them into Michael Fitzgerald by 10am each Tuesday;
3. attend the VAFA vote count to read out the votes for the section;
4. present the award to the winner.

Pretty straightforward from here old son. Enjoy Nick, you'll get plenty of brickbats and precious few bouquets I'd venture, but I'll be thinking of you whilst I'm sunning it up in the Maldives for the next 4 weeks.

Oh, and whilst I've got your attention Mr Premier B Section 2010, a few more points:

1. I missed 2 games with my hamstring and like a good clubman was avaiable to volunteer to do interchange and assist the coaches on both weekends. I also have this strange habit of remaining after the reserves game to support my own team and assist the senior group in whatever manner the coaching staff require. If the attitude of reserves players at SKOB or St Bedes is to bugger off straight after their game and not support their mates, I can't do anything about what you're familiar with.

2. yep, clubs that didn't bother giving me a report got less write-up than those who did. It's human nature and it's also a sign of respect to those people who sent something through each week to ensure their efforts are recognised. You sent me one as a PM on BF in rd 1 or 2 after saying you were happy to write something each week. Absolutely shithouse effort by you.

3. if you' wondering why I edited my post last night, it was to give you the benefit of the doubt before loading up on this rant now.

Regards

Fraser

Geez Fraser, I only wish you could have had as much passion writing your column each week as you have had in your reply. IMO, and this is my opinion, if you are going to write about games, clubs and individuals each week, you should have attended a handful of games over an entire season. Why have I struck such a nerve with suggesting that? Or is it that you see yourself as a 'quasi' journo now and feel that you don't have to let facts get in the way of truths ala Caro Wilson?
Re me contributing to you, I probably would have if you had replied to my one and only message, but you didn't so why would I bother to contribute anything to your weekly fantasy spread?

I'll be happy to take part in another VAFA piss up and free feed, at least when I'm reading the votes Ill be able to agree or disagree with the umpires thoughts. Who knows, I might even get to do my own weekly crap VAFA footy show sitting in the bosses office acting like I know everything about everyone, maybe one day I'll be as good as you.

Now don't take this personally Fraser, because I like you and have never said I dont appreciate your efforts, but you will never be the next Tom Brain, so give up now...or at least attend some B Section games next year, then you will know what the Big O looks like.

To all of you other posters out there, I don't give a stuff whether you agree with me or not, most of you haven't even been around the block yet.(That was a Sam Newman throw away line, I actually like each and every one of you, except that moron The Octopus)...

Oh yeah, Frase, if you REALLY are heading to the Maldives for the next 4 weeks then I REST MY CASE ME LORD!!!!!!!!!
PS SKOBBERS and BEDAS don't piss off after the ressies, we have a quality game to watch after 2pm, which you would see if you came to the ground. You obviously aren't familiar with SKOB Hill.

 

[vafaeye]

Frase - 1

Suasage Roll aka Brian Speaking - 0

You do a great job Frase. Dont get paid nearly enough

PS - Looking forward to Bwian coming on saying 'i was only winding you up Frase" only for Sausage to jump in 30 minutes later with a "i love my own work" call. Me thinks your a bit to old for this Nicko! Retire gracefully.

Frase - Miles in front & as usual Brian Sobbing miles behind. Brian has often informed us many times how he gets to see what he likes so I also think, "Hey Nicko step up and do the job in the A F - you certainly have enough time b/c you post many times a week at any odd hour!"

Just another case of a "Hero outside the fence not big enough to have a go!"

THE EYE
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[BrianSpeaking]

Thanks Fraser, another alias of your I have been told. Time to pull out another few?

 

[Uncle Mick]

Briza - what's with the vendetta? And since when does having "been around the block" qualify one person more than the next? Ridiculous notion.
Someone who claims to be as experienced as you do should really consider your approach. In fact, given your self-proclaimed reverence one would think you'd have enough nous to zip it until you've had some experience in the role you're so heavily criticising.

 

[Privateye]

Thanks Fraser, another alias of your I have been told. Time to pull out another few?

Brian, Mahn's and Williams and Perrett knew when to hang up the boots. You are losing your credibility here and it is not reflecting well on the Club's you represent.

 

[Ron Jeremy 69]

Briza - what's with the vendetta? And since when does having "been around the block" qualify one person more than the next? Ridiculous notion.
Someone who claims to be as experienced as you do should really consider your approach. In fact, given your self-proclaimed reverence one would think you'd have enough nous to zip it until you've had some experience in the role you're so heavily criticising.

Loving the banter Uncle Mick, looks like theres some fair points on each side here, I don't think either has crossed the line, maybe you should keep your nose out of it.

Perhaps a Scribe/Brian double act next year writing in Premier B? Play on boys, let's see what Scribe comes back with, I'd say it's 50.1 to 49.9 Scribes way at the moment.

Private, go away, it has nothing to do with anyone's clubs and representing them, its an internet forum that no-one takes to seriously where we take the piss and all have a laugh off line.

Fraser is Old Trintiy and Fitzroy?Uni Reds/Fitzroy Reds and Brian is St Kev's and St Bede's, Im sticking with the Catholics to win this one!

Just re read Brian's post with the update, I think if Scribe is heading overseas Brian is ahead 80-20.

 

[Privateye]

Loving the banter Uncle Mick, looks like theres some fair points on each side here, I don't think either has crossed the line, maybe you should keep your nose out of it.

Perhaps a Scribe/Brian double act next year writing in Premier B? Play on boys, let's see what Scribe comes back with, I'd say it's 50.1 to 49.9 Scribes way at the moment.

Good call there Lawrie, I'm an independent and I'm going with Scribe.

 

[vafaeye]

Thanks Fraser, another alias of your I have been told. Time to pull out another few?

Oh Sobbing - stretching it now Bwian!

Have to laugh when I speak to you at games Nicko & you don't even know it!

The EYE

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[The Octopus]

Thanks Fraser, another alias of your I have been told. Time to pull out another few?

Pipe (Bob) Down there Sausage.

 

[BrianSpeaking]

I'm glad I thrill you Eye!

 

[power20]

Am I missing something.

This can't be a B Section 2010 thread.

Usually everyone plays so nicely.

PS

Thanks HR again again again again

Is the cheque in the mail Max?

 

[MurphysLaw]

Is the cheque in the mail Max?

back to the footy ey
max, i think mr madden should be in TOTY...he will easily poll the most votes for us in the Best in comp.

brain, givin perrett and williams have retired...how do u rate the chances of coughlan being at skob next yr...?

 

[Privateye]

back to the footy ey
max, i think mr madden should be in TOTY...he will easily poll the most votes for us in the Best in comp.

brain, givin perrett and williams have retired...how do u rate the chances of coughlan being at skob next yr...?

I like your style there Murph but was that an intentional mis-spelling of BS's name?

 

[Max Leader]

Is the cheque in the mail Max?

If we win the Big One, a slab or two may be coming your way

PS

Thanks to HR

 

[BrianSpeaking]

back to the footy ey
max, i think mr madden should be in TOTY...he will easily poll the most votes for us in the Best in comp.

brain, givin perrett and williams have retired...how do u rate the chances of coughlan being at skob next yr...?

Have no idea Murph, I'm sure he has made a few good mates there this year, he doesn't seem like a one and done fellow.
Plenty to like about SKOB, and Im not sure we have heard the last of Willo....

 

[Ron Jeremy 69]

Boys and girls(?), whats up with these times posted on the posts, a bit weird...
Mr Leader, are OI that bad that you had to rely on HR winning? If so is there any point in us playing this week? Blacks look to be full strength.
Mr Octopus, I have spent the good part of 20minutes looking at Sausage's posts, I think you are well wide of the mark re a potential Brian influence is Sausages identity, it is not possible for someone to be so passionate about all things Richmond and then St Kilda. The easy thing would be does anyone on here REALLY know Brian and what AFL team he follows?

 

[vafaeye]

I'm glad I thrill you Eye!

Not sure that you "thrill" anyone except the mirror!

Credibility zero by the last count Bwian. Frase has the integrity to have a go at a tough job but you take cheap shots b/c you don't have the ability or willingness to put yourself on the line. Normally don't do this but just to thrill you I have written in the A F before! Way back - did deep! Surely the penny drops now Nicko?

THE EYE
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[BrianSpeaking]

Your happy to keep referring to me by my name, why dont you just tell us who you are???
Well geez, let me think, theres what, 14 scribes in the AF, you wrote way back, which could be 15 years, so you could only be one of 210 people.
I actually don't care who you are, but if I did I would probably laugh, you are obviously very thrilled that you know who I am but I dont know who you are.

Ron, maybe Mr Eye can tell you who I support in the AFL if he knows me as well as he says he does...

 

[Privateye]

Boys and girls(?), whats up with these times posted on the posts, a bit weird...
Mr Leader, are OI that bad that you had to rely on HR winning? If so is there any point in us playing this week? Blacks look to be full strength.
Mr Octopus, I have spent the good part of 20minutes looking at Sausage's posts, I think you are well wide of the mark re a potential Brian influence is Sausages identity, it is not possible for someone to be so passionate about all things Richmond and then St Kilda. The easy thing would be does anyone on here REALLY know Brian and what AFL team he follows?

My connections tell me that a certain ex AFL player may have twinged the string agin - so not sure they will be at full (ham)stringth. Off to training to check now.

 

[The Octopus]

My connections tell me that a certain ex AFL player may have twinged the string agin - so not sure they will be at full (ham)stringth. Off to training to check now.

That would be a Bolt out of the blue?

 

[Uncle Mick]

Loving the banter Uncle Mick, looks like theres some fair points on each side here, I don't think either has crossed the line, maybe you should keep your nose out of it.

Perhaps a Scribe/Brian double act next year writing in Premier B? Play on boys, let's see what Scribe comes back with, I'd say it's 50.1 to 49.9 Scribes way at the moment.

Private, go away, it has nothing to do with anyone's clubs and representing them, its an internet forum that no-one takes to seriously where we take the piss and all have a laugh off line.

Fraser is Old Trintiy and Fitzroy?Uni Reds/Fitzroy Reds and Brian is St Kev's and St Bede's, Im sticking with the Catholics to win this one!

Just re read Brian's post with the update, I think if Scribe is heading overseas Brian is ahead 80-20.

Know much about hypocrites, Ronald?

As for your other post about knowing who he is, he's been open about it. Hence, why the great man has credibility - but is sliding with the faux pas that is potting a bloke who's volunteering his services as a means to entertain the rest of us. A wise man once told me it's better to be part of the solution than part of the problem. Personally, I don't see a problem with Scribe's scribblings, yet he's being subjected to criticisms of someone who is happy to make suggestions without offering a hand.

 

[The Panther]

At least with A Section, you see Fitzgerald attending games with his fellow stooge, Sholly. Is there anyone with the VAFA record that will go to town on the sham that is the "Thirds".

 

[BrianSpeaking]

Know much about hypocrites, Ronald?

As for your other post about knowing who he is, he's been open about it. Hence, why the great man has credibility - but is sliding with the faux pas that is potting a bloke who's volunteering his services as a means to entertain the rest of us. A wise man once told me it's better to be part of the solution than part of the problem. Personally, I don't see a problem with Scribe's scribblings, yet he's being subjected to criticisms of someone who is happy to make suggestions without offering a hand.

Michael, you are missing the point, Im not potting the person, Im potting the fact that he didn't see one game this year, so he is not qualified to do a team of the year, simple. Maybe you could throw together a team of the year for D1, you have seen as many games.
As for Ron jeremy, I love that user name!

 

[The Octopus]

At least with A Section, you see Fitzgerald attending games with his fellow stooge, Sholly. Is there anyone with the VAFA record that will go to town on the sham that is the "Thirds".

Fitzy is employed by the Ammos and does not play for Fitzroy. Hardly a fair comparison. May even be single and have time on his hands. (Go ladies!)
And Bwian, Scribes TOTY will be accurate as per usual as there are some giving him the mail. And yes you did pot the bloke. It was sad to read.

 

[vafaeye]

Your happy to keep referring to me by my name, why dont you just tell us who you are???
Well geez, let me think, theres what, 14 scribes in the AF, you wrote way back, which could be 15 years, so you could only be one of 210 people.
I actually don't care who you are, but if I did I would probably laugh, you are obviously very thrilled that you know who I am but I dont know who you are.

Ron, maybe Mr Eye can tell you who I support in the AFL if he knows me as well as he says he does...

Another Cryptic for the unwilling one Bwian. Taller than Tom but definitely not as wide? Other posters should ignore. PS Did not say I knew you well - spoke about the umpires on the day!

THE EYE
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