Mega Thread Baby Carey; the Duckling; the Prince; He Who Would Ascend To The Throne - is born. The dynasty lives on!

[tazaa]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/entert...y/news-story/afc85a75d88b3c343b6687f1719d2c66

He finally did it. Duck delivers a baby boy!

 

[GreatBradScott]

The three wise men - Gaff, Polec and Hall came bearing gifts, as a bright star in the northern sky heralded a new King.

 

[Benj7]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/entert...y/news-story/afc85a75d88b3c343b6687f1719d2c66

He finally did it. Duck delivers a baby boy!

The pressure on the kid.. your dad the all time great I’m really exited about this even though I’ll be 50odd hopefully I’m still alive but will be something to look forward to when I’m in my tesla

 

[Twinkletoes]

The pressure on the kid.. your dad the all time great I’m really exited about this even though I’ll be 50odd hopefully I’m still alive but will be something to look forward to when I’m in my tesla

Imagine how us already 50 somethings feel. I may volunteer to be cryogenically frozen this Summer to be re-awoken for the 2037 F/S nominations to be unveiled.

 

[bennymate]

The chosen one!

 

[Augustine]

Confirmed boy?

This is good news. I don’t know where I’ll be in 18 years time though...

 

[Billy Not Really]

Finally, the prodigal son is bound to arrive...

 

[Groin guru]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/entert...y/news-story/afc85a75d88b3c343b6687f1719d2c66

He finally did it. Duck delivers a baby boy!

It's not Carey's boy, it's north's boy. He's done the easy part (sperm) and now it's up the the club (bigfooty posters included) to make sure he reaches his full potential.

His wife needs to sit down with a dietitian right now to discuss a pregnancy meal plan followed by 'nutrition in the life cycle'. If her iron and folate are low I want to know why!

Who is reading to the baby and what are they reading? Perhaps Carey Jnr's mum should be listening to Eric thomas' YouTube videos while she sleeps.

There are strength and conditioning programs for toddlers. He should be on one.

North membership, who is organising that?

Injury prevention. If you see him climbing a tree you call the fire department to get him down. Last thing we need is a fracture limiting his growth.

Every school subject should have football examples in them. For example - when he's learning cursive in yr 1 it should be the North song.

Also, Carey really needs to have another. Who is getting them tipsy and putting Barry white on? I'll order some flowers and write a poem and then send them to the mother from Wayne.

s**t I'm not ready. I'll start reading 'what to expect when you're expecting' and send Carey the cliffs.

 

[darko]

No pressure on the kid what so ever.

 

[Snake_Baker]

It's not Carey's boy, it's north's boy. He's done the easy part (sperm) and now it's up the the club (bigfooty posters included) to make sure he reaches his full potential.

His wife needs to sit down with a dietitian right now to discuss a pregnancy meal followed by 'nutrition in the life cycle'. If her iron and folate are low I want to know why!

She needs to be placed on a nutritional drip for the entire period of her gestation.

The kid can't be tested until he gets drafted, someone get Dr Dank on the line.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Now here is some positive news. THis will be the longest thread in big footy history, not even born and 18 years until draft day.
Can we dream he Will be a dad clone ?

 

[marklovesbeer]

In before 15 year lock.

The Prince is on the way!

 

[Harris 10]

Who is the Dam and what does she bring to the table?

 

[Unity-28]

yeah, watch him play for adelaide, once the afl change the father son rules to one game....

 

[longyroos]

Dwayne Carey?
Wain Carey?
Lil Wayne Carey?

 

[MagicDaw]

Imagine how us 50 somethings already feel. I may volunteer to be cryogenically frozen this Summer to be re-awoken for the 2037 F/S nominations to be unveiled.

At least we would have seen both father and son play. Hopefully 70 will be the new 50 by that time. Take the grand kids to the game and watch the new king play and murmur .... he's even better than his old man!!!

 

[Flawed Genius]

The chosen one ..

The prophecy foretold it

 

[giantroo]

Dwayne Carey?
Wain Carey?
Lil Wayne Carey?

Wayne Jnr.

 

[Hojuman]

Will be a will-o-the-wisp 68kg high pressure HFF my guess.

 

[CrazyQ]

Simba.

 

[year of the roo]

Apparently the Ziebull has already delised him to make room for Dahl Jr.

 

[El Triggso]

This thread a lock for future ‘Certified Legendary’ status.

Part II required by Auskick

 

[ansonholt]

Future half-back flanker for our VFL side!

 

[Kcrack]

In on first page of potential 19+ year old thread.

 

[Gasometer]

Imagine how us 50 somethings already feel. I may volunteer to be cryogenically frozen this Summer to be re-awoken for the 2037 F/S nominations to be unveiled.

Yep

I remember thinking that Adam Simpson wouldn’t amount to much in that first season