Media Baby sitting with Bangers

[PMBangers]

Whilst the LG members and veterans of the league go out and enjoy themselves, there's a very little known service provided for them to have a stress free night/ day/ month, a safe place where they can leave their rookies in the hands of a trained professional, a professional who not long ago was themselves a rookie, scared and often left in the team PM alone whilst the senior members of the squad would go out and do their thing.

Established at the start of Season 31, caretaker PMBangers sent out a message to all club captains;

"Hey all,
I know we like to have fun and want to be able to hit the town of Sweet, but after a strong campaign of petitioning and harshly worded flyers, NaturalDisaster has made it ILLEGAL to leave your rookies at home alone, so someone has to stay back and look after them!
Regards,
PMBangers"

The captains were furious, with the following very legitimate quotes being thrown about;

Absolute heresy, we've been leaving rookies home alone since I was first brought into the league! There's no respect for tradition anymore - The Filth Wizard

Why, are we scared expansion bids will kidnap them? - Barrybran

What's a rookie? - manangatang

No worries, we don't go out anyway, Test Tickle has enforced mandatory team shower times - TheInjuryFactory

Our last rookies were left alone the entire season, they weren't even invited into the Team PM, and they turned out, well not fine but not too bad - Chipmunk

Seeing the need for support in this space, and the possibility of profits, I stepped up valiantly and unselfishly, offering my services

"Ok everyone, I hear your frustrations, which is why I'm happy to offer my baby sitting services for your rookies when you need"

The captains looked pleased and nodded in agreeance that it was a good idea

Bangers, you're not going to turn this into a media piece where you interview the rookies to give them more of an opportunity to push their EKA credentials are you?

Why Barry, I wouldn't DARE do anything like that!




SO now kids, who wants to speak first?

 

[Bradesmaen]

I mean.. who would let their kids near PMBangers and I thought the laws prevented this

 

[PMBangers]

I mean.. who would let their kids near PMBangers and I thought the laws prevented this

I was granted permission through all the proper frameworks of the SFA Qourt system

 

[Bradesmaen]

I was granted permission through all the proper frameworks of the SFA Qourt system

What about the Federal Court? Isn't there some sort of offenders register you are on?

 

[PMBangers]

What about the Federal Court? Isn't there some sort of offenders register you are on?

no further comment your honour

 

[Jabba73]

Would rather be left in the car with the windows up in peak Baghdad summer

 

[PMBangers]

Would rather be left in the car with the windows up in peak Baghdad summer

That's awfully convenient, I didn't meet the minimum prerequisites for any of the SFA funding programs, so all babysitting is being conducted in a rental truck

 

[DenieD]

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Whilst the LG members and veterans of the league go out and enjoy themselves, there's a very little known service provided for them to have a stress free night/ day/ month, a safe place where they can leave their rookies in the hands of a trained professional, a professional who not long ago was themselves a rookie, scared and often left in the team PM alone whilst the senior members of the squad would go out and do their thing.

Established at the start of Season 31, caretaker PMBangers sent out a message to all club captains;

"Hey all,
I know we like to have fun and want to be able to hit the town of Sweet, but after a strong campaign of petitioning and harshly worded flyers, NaturalDisaster has made it ILLEGAL to leave your rookies at home alone, so someone has to stay back and look after them!
Regards,
PMBangers"

The captains were furious, with the following very legitimate quotes being thrown about;

Absolute heresy, we've been leaving rookies home alone since I was first brought into the league! There's no respect for tradition anymore - The Filth Wizard

Why, are we scared expansion bids will kidnap them? - Barrybran

What's a rookie? - manangatang

No worries, we don't go out anyway, Test Tickle has enforced mandatory team shower times - TheInjuryFactory

Our last rookies were left alone the entire season, they weren't even invited into the Team PM, and they turned out, well not fine but not too bad - Chipmunk

Seeing the need for support in this space, and the possibility of profits, I stepped up valiantly and unselfishly, offering my services

"Ok everyone, I hear your frustrations, which is why I'm happy to offer my baby sitting services for your rookies when you need"

The captains looked pleased and nodded in agreeance that it was a good idea

Bangers, you're not going to turn this into a media piece where you interview the rookies to give them more of an opportunity to push their EKA credentials are you?

Why Barry, I wouldn't DEAR do anything like that!




SO now kids, who wants to speak first?
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[NaturalDisaster]

Actually Bangers, the petition was to ban you from all SFA outings, so I made up the rookie thing as an excuse to keep you away. Why do you think you're scheduled for every SFA pub night?

 

[PMBangers]

Actually Bangers, the petition was to ban you from all SFA outings, so I made up the rookie thing as an excuse to keep you away. Why do you think you're scheduled for every SFA pub night?

Oh....

Well I'm rich now baby, rolling in ClarkeMonies

 

[Senor M]

Actually Bangers, the petition was to ban you from all SFA outings, so I made up the rookie thing as an excuse to keep you away. Why do you think you're scheduled for every SFA pub night?

There’s SFA pub nights?

I’ve never heard of these events.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Would rather be left in the car with the windows up in peak Baghdad summer

Furies vote for this to happen

 

[NaturalDisaster]

There’s SFA pub nights?

I’ve never heard of these events.

Yeah, you were off the invite list after you tried to force us to a private Marriage at First Sight screening.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

There’s SFA pub nights?

I’ve never heard of these events.

Furies are banned ever since Wacky Tiger asked if the venue was "pants optional$

 

[PMBangers]

Furies are banned ever since Wacky Tiger asked if the venue was "pants optional$

If the response wasn't 'Your options are to not wear any or not to come' it's not worth going to

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Furies are banned ever since Wacky Tiger asked if the venue was "pants optional$

That too

Except Elton Johns Wig, he is pretty cool.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

And btw, * you PMBangers

This kind of mollycoddling is why rooks are ****ed up emo losers who don't deserve names

 

[PMBangers]

And btw, fu** you PMBangers

This kind of mollycoddling is why rooks are f’ed up emo losers who don't deserve names

Is this a bad time to mention that I convinced NaturalDisaster to create 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and last place EKA badges

 

[Ned_Flanders]

That too

Except Elton Johns Wig, he is pretty cool.

When did you become the guru of cool?

You took rumba classes with your Nanna

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Is this a bad time to mention that I convinced NaturalDisaster to create 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and last place EKA badges

Dude, no

s**t like this is why the Hoff should be Admin

 

[Jabba73]

Furies vote for this to happen

Will welcome any shade you throw my way

 

[Greenery]

SFA 'leadership' in full damage control trying to persecute their newest members and blame them for their failures

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Will welcome any shade you throw my way

Your not a Fury and you're a Carlton flog

I have more shade for you than the world's biggest vergola

 

[Ned_Flanders]

SFA 'leadership' in full damage control trying to persecute their newest members

Shud up rook

 

[Senor M]

Is this a bad time to mention that I convinced NaturalDisaster to create 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and last place EKA badges

Why didn’t I get one of these??